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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9116
 18.08.2008
by ReCoilMe:
echo form_label('<b>Month:</b>');
$options = array (
'0' => ' New
'1' => ' February,
'2' => ' February,
'3' => ' February,
'4' => ' April,
'5' => ' May'
'6' => ' June'
'7' => ' July'
'8' => ' August,
'9' => ' September'
'10' => ' October'
'11' => ' November
'12' => ' December
'13' => ' I am an idiot!
) ;

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9115
 18.08.2008
Conversation by phone.
The police formed a baron. All questions to.. (waits a second and with the usual laughter).. to Kozlov!!! )) I am snooping!)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9114
 18.08.2008
Masons are the most famous secret society in the world.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №9113
 18.08.2008
We went abroad and took a dog with us.

Foxterrier, white with three red spots on the back and nearby

The untouched tail. How to transport a dog on a foreign train, we do not

They knew. The dog had a leash and a stitch - this is all the accessories. was

There were few people on the train. There was only me in the box, my own.

My parents, I and the dog (“Three in the boat not counting the dog”). The remaining 4 places

They were free. The dog lay on the floor, but then begged to the couch.

The Father. The father sat half-turned his back to the door and covered the dog with his loaf.

The jackets. A few minutes later the door opened, the controller entered, turned on.

The light asked me to present my tickets. We let ourselves look like “your is not mine.”

understand" (so as not to go with queries), showed tickets and boldly

I looked at the conductor. He looked closely at us, and then

He breathed and went out, saying nothing. I looked at my father (he

Gray hair and somewhat red whiskers. Under the jacket, like a paparazzi.

A white tail with a red spot with the dad (i.e. the dog)

I am friendly.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9112
 18.08.2008
Once upon a time, a foolish monkey could never learn.

To climb trees...Thus began the history of mankind.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9111
 18.08.2008
In 1945, these Russian barbarians used force disproportionately, grossly violated the territorial integrity of Germany and led to the suicide of its legally elected Chancellor.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9110
 18.08.2008
A fellow of the institute, who now lives in the states for 10 years, wrote with soap "Listen, it doesn't fit in my head - the Americans really believe that Russia attacked Georgia?! He bombed Tskhinval.and "
He speaks with a voice on Skype unclearly and quickly responds - the type does not want to discuss such topics with soap.
I did not write on corporate soap, but on his personal.
The fucking!
Did anyone think what to say in a private conversation "the president - Pidaras!" will not be afraid of ex-sovks, but the fort to cheat democracy!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9109
 18.08.2008
They rested with tents on the territory of the reserve in Crimea and witnessed the dialogue. A fifteen-year-old daughter says to her father:
“Dad, I’m not going to tell my mom about my aunt, and you’re not going to tell me that I drank port wine.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9108
 18.08.2008
Today, the neighbor-Jamshut was given advice... Suitable and polite so interested: here the son of the Maya computer paddled, haroshiy, patchy new... only the dive of dits is lacking, how much can they cost?
What details, I ask.
- Well, mice... and even hell where the discs sweep...
The disc?
–??
The drive?
...??...
How does it look?
- Well, the discs are folded into it... standing on the floor, the balls are like a tumble...

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9107
 18.08.2008
HHH
I’m cooking compotes and pasta now.)
WOWU
What is Compoot?
HHH
of fruit)
WOWU
I don’t know what vegetables are, what fruits?
WOWU
Because vegetable compot is soup.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9106
 18.08.2008
Nilena: I put the laundry carefully in the refrigerator.
Nilena: I thought before the washing machine with kefir.
Probably somewhere.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9105
 18.08.2008
You know why I love you so much...
2nd M?
First, you are beautiful, first you are cool, first you are good.
2: In fact, I am terrible, strenuous and evil!and :)
1: This is the second.
2: O_o

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9104
 18.08.2008
Olya is:
I just don’t know where the center of the theatre is.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9103
 18.08.2008
Change the name of all your friends in asky in "wow", " and take the name "chh" now you will ALWAYS when talking to friends you will feel like you are reading BASH.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9102
 18.08.2008
No, I have no willpower. For two years, he struggled with temptation, but still did not resist and tried the dry food of his cat.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9101
 18.08.2008
YYYY :
What is the name of the shark that darkens or illuminates?
The xxx:
Maybe this ball is called either the moon or the sun.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9100
 18.08.2008
Comrade gives life into good hands with the descriptive:
1st Khomachiha is very beautiful Syrian, photos later....mega royal - there is a diploma
Lovely, handy, not cushy, barely eats no snacks, minimal care
Once a month the seeds are thrown and the water is poured.
Minuses: constantly bite something, soon will probably bite your leg.

2nd Ordinary dwarf rabbit, colour white black
weight 2-3 kilograms, for the grill small watts Smiling
Quiet as a tank, afraid even of himself, eating like a horse, eating no less.
If he does not feed, he waits that he will lose weight and jump on the cage.
Minuses: if you do not clean for more than a week - it smells like an elephant, eager, Nordic character, not married...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9099
 17.08.2008
xxx (02:58:24 15/08/2008)
I’m not going to write anything to you...and then I’ll read my pearls from the bastion.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9098
 17.08.2008
I want a tough ebay!! to
She: What? = O
I: Oh sorry, the window of error
She is: Whose?? to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9097
 17.08.2008
My aunt came to pick up books.
I went to Andrew, the editor of our website.

Do not buy for yourself so for children.
A: I will not have children.
How do you know, maybe it already exists.
A: I cannot have children in principle.
T: This is why

Andrei sits down to me, looks gently at me and says: “We can’t have children.”

The aunt first sneered, then asked: "A, you do?"

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