by ReCoilMe:
echo form_label('<b>Month:</b>');
$options = array (
'0' => ' New
'1' => ' February,
'2' => ' February,
'3' => ' February,
'4' => ' April,
'5' => ' May'
'6' => ' June'
'7' => ' July'
'8' => ' August,
'9' => ' September'
'10' => ' October'
'11' => ' November
'12' => ' December
'13' => ' I am an idiot!
) ;
Conversation by phone.
The police formed a baron. All questions to.. (waits a second and with the usual laughter).. to Kozlov!!! )) I am snooping!)
Masons are the most famous secret society in the world.
We went abroad and took a dog with us.
Foxterrier, white with three red spots on the back and nearby
The untouched tail. How to transport a dog on a foreign train, we do not
They knew. The dog had a leash and a stitch - this is all the accessories. was
There were few people on the train. There was only me in the box, my own.
My parents, I and the dog (“Three in the boat not counting the dog”). The remaining 4 places
They were free. The dog lay on the floor, but then begged to the couch.
The Father. The father sat half-turned his back to the door and covered the dog with his loaf.
The jackets. A few minutes later the door opened, the controller entered, turned on.
The light asked me to present my tickets. We let ourselves look like “your is not mine.”
understand" (so as not to go with queries), showed tickets and boldly
I looked at the conductor. He looked closely at us, and then
He breathed and went out, saying nothing. I looked at my father (he
Gray hair and somewhat red whiskers. Under the jacket, like a paparazzi.
A white tail with a red spot with the dad (i.e. the dog)
I am friendly.
Once upon a time, a foolish monkey could never learn.
To climb trees...Thus began the history of mankind.
In 1945, these Russian barbarians used force disproportionately, grossly violated the territorial integrity of Germany and led to the suicide of its legally elected Chancellor.
A fellow of the institute, who now lives in the states for 10 years, wrote with soap "Listen, it doesn't fit in my head - the Americans really believe that Russia attacked Georgia?! He bombed Tskhinval.and "
He speaks with a voice on Skype unclearly and quickly responds - the type does not want to discuss such topics with soap.
I did not write on corporate soap, but on his personal.
The fucking!
Did anyone think what to say in a private conversation "the president - Pidaras!" will not be afraid of ex-sovks, but the fort to cheat democracy!
They rested with tents on the territory of the reserve in Crimea and witnessed the dialogue. A fifteen-year-old daughter says to her father:
“Dad, I’m not going to tell my mom about my aunt, and you’re not going to tell me that I drank port wine.
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18.08.2008
Today, the neighbor-Jamshut was given advice... Suitable and polite so interested: here the son of the Maya computer paddled, haroshiy, patchy new... only the dive of dits is lacking, how much can they cost?
What details, I ask.
- Well, mice... and even hell where the discs sweep...
The disc?
–??
The drive?
...??...
How does it look?
- Well, the discs are folded into it... standing on the floor, the balls are like a tumble...
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18.08.2008
HHH
I’m cooking compotes and pasta now.)
WOWU
What is Compoot?
HHH
of fruit)
WOWU
I don’t know what vegetables are, what fruits?
WOWU
Because vegetable compot is soup.
Nilena: I put the laundry carefully in the refrigerator.
Nilena: I thought before the washing machine with kefir.
Probably somewhere.
You know why I love you so much...
2nd M?
First, you are beautiful, first you are cool, first you are good.
2: In fact, I am terrible, strenuous and evil!and :)
1: This is the second.
2: O_o
Olya is:
I just don’t know where the center of the theatre is.
Change the name of all your friends in asky in "wow", " and take the name "chh" now you will ALWAYS when talking to friends you will feel like you are reading BASH.
No, I have no willpower. For two years, he struggled with temptation, but still did not resist and tried the dry food of his cat.
YYYY :
What is the name of the shark that darkens or illuminates?
The xxx:
Maybe this ball is called either the moon or the sun.
Comrade gives life into good hands with the descriptive:
1st Khomachiha is very beautiful Syrian, photos later....mega royal - there is a diploma
Lovely, handy, not cushy, barely eats no snacks, minimal care
Once a month the seeds are thrown and the water is poured.
Minuses: constantly bite something, soon will probably bite your leg.
2nd Ordinary dwarf rabbit, colour white black
weight 2-3 kilograms, for the grill small watts Smiling
Quiet as a tank, afraid even of himself, eating like a horse, eating no less.
If he does not feed, he waits that he will lose weight and jump on the cage.
Minuses: if you do not clean for more than a week - it smells like an elephant, eager, Nordic character, not married...
xxx (02:58:24 15/08/2008)
I’m not going to write anything to you...and then I’ll read my pearls from the bastion.
I want a tough ebay!! to
She: What? = O
I: Oh sorry, the window of error
She is: Whose?? to
My aunt came to pick up books.
I went to Andrew, the editor of our website.
Do not buy for yourself so for children.
A: I will not have children.
How do you know, maybe it already exists.
A: I cannot have children in principle.
T: This is why
Andrei sits down to me, looks gently at me and says: “We can’t have children.”
The aunt first sneered, then asked: "A, you do?"