From the forum:

It’s terrible, there’s no smiley like that.

Have you ever done a girl’s cunnilingus?
VelKro: No, only the Cunivids...

The xxx:
I bought a chicken instead of a peel.

The xxx:
What to do with her?

I came home today, went to the kitchen and I see that the dishes are dirty full, well I think I will help my mom, I will wash. About an hour washed, washed everything and with a sense of duty done went to shudder.
My mother woke me up with the screams "Sasha!

watched today with his brother the match Russia - Liechtenstein, in the second half of the replacement of V. Berezutsky with A. Berezutsky, looked at the brother on this case and said that they were fools to spend the replacement? During the break in the dressing room, Mike would be changed, and this is the whole replacement...

The news:
"The body of Chupacabra was found in Texas"
Wait until the unknown body is found.

Vasilisa
I got tired from work! 20 children in 6 hours

Alomorf
0 - O

Alomorf
I’m even afraid to ask...who are you working for?

Vasilisa
I am an animator.

Alomorf
The fucking! Why do you sometimes start talking to someone like kids?

Vasilisa
You got to the point! D. Sometimes I get hurt.

Alomorf
I have a friend, she’s a dog.

Alomorf
So she often says to me with such a stretch: ma-a-aladez

Alomorf
I liked it, and then I heard her telling the dogs.

Alomorf
The worst thing is that she gives them sugar, but I don’t.

You even hanged your clothes in a different way, you didn’t fold the cloth halfway! - Oh mom, there was enough space, it would dry sooner, the area was bigger. Leave your physical stuff to the school.and "

It is strange! I am one of those generations for whom the radiation icon means not Duke Nukem or Stalker, but, singing, radiation!

We have fun. I try to play something of raw metal on the acoustic, the younger brother in turn tries to repeat this after me on the battlefield.

2 of September. The evening. Students sit the last couple in the crowded audience. The teacher doesn’t want to let us go sooner. While we are re-writing the proposal of the lecture, the lecturer looks into his diary and joyfully says: "Ba! Tomorrow we will be working with you all day. Per then it doesn’t break up?" Students tired voices: "Yes you what!!! O_O We will here then completely fade away!..." Prepod not breaking away from the daily newspaper: "Oh, what will happen to you, you are well disputed........"

Comments on the striptease video:
1 especially the old Soviet switch on the wall)
2 And I thought she would press on him
3 movements corny angular switch worthy of respect
4 interruptor is interrupted. One bad thing, this aunt constantly overlooks the review ((:
The 5 Most Effective Video with a Switch

A long line in the store. At the box, where sweets, condoms and cigarettes are usually located, there is a family. A little boy says to his mother, pointing to the condom package:
Mom, what is it?? to
I do not know.
You bought it yesterday!
Dad looked at Mom. The whole line is filled with laughter.

From Contact:

Interests: I love small dogs and girls in pink sports costumes with strawberries who have lots of photos from cool nightclubs and from Turkey. I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it day and night. I would have gathered them all together in a bunch and in a common bowl to hear the wild scream and the whispering of the burning bushes. Well, let the smoke go pink and pink and pleasantly sparkle XD

The sister of the wife sent a SMS where she shares her impressions from her own wedding. "It is so great. As if it was not with me. Feelings like when I was a kid kad tamagochi gave me." For some reason she immediately felt sorry for her husband.

HHH: Listen, the nibuga you have on the look at home, let the thread get stuck!)
WOW, WOW, WOW is a book.

A bouquet of roses was presented today. I put his vase over the TV at home. The husband came from work, splashed onto the couch, turned on the football and sat on the dinner. He did not even notice the bouquet, and I go home and think, now he is tormented by interrogations, suspicions, and he is at least hone. I asked him, and if I had come home in a new coat he would not have noticed either. On what he said he would notice, because it is summer.

I’ve just been upset recently by the foolishness of our advertising:
"These bags contain only whole tea leaves that are fine-cut". The puzzles, comrades

xxx: I am now reading on torrent "Blin no 500 kB of all, well add the speed of the slide! Do I have to run for 2 hours now?and "
WOW : WOW
YYY: Here’s a new generation... xD

The news is burning:
Dutch police mistakenly deprived scientists of hemp
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