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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36738
 30.09.2010
XXX: There Were Artists -
XXX: He sold the house and canvases
XXX: I bought it for all the money.
XXX: The whole sea of humming up.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №36737
 30.09.2010
My 4 year old nephew drinks milk and says:
You need to drink milk so that your teeth are white, your fingers are white, your legs are white and your teeth are bigger!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №36736
 30.09.2010
03:19 The Cat is Sleeping
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
3:19 Where is justice?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36735
 30.09.2010
In search of documents, I came across an employee's application for leave dated to 2008. Remarkably not this, but the resolution of the then director "Refuse in a rough form" :-)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36734
 30.09.2010
xxx: In full accordance with the law, Medvedev fired Luzhkov with the wording: "I don't like your bag" :)

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36733
 30.09.2010
And in other languages, the raw-eyed nifiga is not a raw-eyed, and the cocoon is not a cocoon! In Norwegian, for example, it is probably called somewhat leverage-dredging. Arbrbrum is some...

and Dolph:
In English: Cuckoo
In German: Kuckuck
In French: Coucou
In Italian: Cuculo
In Spanish: Cuclillo
In Ukrainian: Zozulya

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36732
 30.09.2010
I go with a colleague to the lounge.
I: Be careful, there was a small but deep pit somewhere.
Wake up! Drive the car on asphalt.
My friend is happy, here it is!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36731
 30.09.2010
Is that evil?? to
She is angry with everything.
He: Sometimes when I’m angry, I usually go to a Japanese restaurant.
She: and I usually go to buy tampons)))))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №36730
 30.09.2010
ReindeeJA (10:40:09 29/09/2010)
and ha. I understood something here. A good reaction is great, but not always.

ReindeeJA (10:40:56 29/09/2010)
I understood this when the brain was not yet able to grasp, and the hand had already caught the falling cactus.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №36729
 30.09.2010
The City Forum -
XXX is all. It was warm everywhere!!! to
Where is the heat everywhere?
Anywhere I live.)
YYY: Oh, live with us!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36728
 30.09.2010
I walk around the street, every 50 meters there are men with gas stoves, probably waiting for someone.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №36727
 30.09.2010
xxx: the singles are sitting in front of the bear in the sauna, well he is talking the guys, and let us trust the bear! In the meantime, the caterpillars did not...

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №36726
 30.09.2010
I watched the picture today. On the opposite side of the street, bushes grow along the belt. They are followed by a guy, like to describe it, like a zombie parade. The hands are raised, the fingers split, the head falls on one side of the shoulder, then on the other, and all this is accompanied by sharp chaotic movements of the hands, the head and everything else. I still thought of a poor man who was sick with a serious illness.
The bushes ended, and this guy appeared to me in full growth... on the rolls...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36725
 30.09.2010
1: how will this M&MS dispute on the green account end?
2: Are you stupid? Do you need it?
Go on, she’ll go to Skitles anyway =)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36724
 30.09.2010
I think I’ll have to take the script seriously tonight. Fuck, I won’t go out again.
Do you not think during the day?
In the afternoon I can only want to sleep.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36723
 30.09.2010
Do not photograph the starry sky sitting on the surface of a black hole – you can be crushed by photons of your own flash! by Chronos

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36722
 30.09.2010
The xxx:
Do we have a police or a police force?
WOW :
and what?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I don’t know how to print.
WOW :
Let it be.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
He runs on the street in the skin. A to Gopnik. A police officer behind him. He reaches, presses to the wall: "Everything, he said, ran out". Lysi agreed that yes, he said, he ran. Standing and breathing hard. A police officer is like "and why are you running?". LYSY: "so work is this - I run, you catch". The police officer: "Pra-a-Avil!" here he suddenly trolls the bald on the baldness and gives out: "And now you drive!" and runs away. Shut up after him.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №36721
 30.09.2010
Status in VK:

Petya: I love the teak!! to
27 minutes ago

I love the cat!!! to
26 minutes ago


[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36720
 29.09.2010
XX: Have you heard of the resignation of Lužkov? I think Medvedev signed the decree because he wants to organize a gay parade.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №36719
 29.09.2010
Aaa: I ate 6 kilograms of watermelon. and one. A quiet night.

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