I am angry with people who learn a smart word and then use it at any convenient occasion. They are a priori fools.

We have a sports car:
1st Take a sports nail.
2nd We forge the sports holes in the resonator until the desired sound is reached.
Three We get bricks on the hood from the thankful inhabitants of the surrounding houses.
You can, of course, and frostbite with the purchase of frostbite mistakes, such as straight currents, spoilers, etc., but it will be more expensive, and the brick on the cap will be the same.

Director Fyodor Burundukchok made a new blockbuster.

I work in a small manufacturing company. To accomplish one simple task perfectly suited sticks from chupacheps...

All departments and neighbors were connected.

Albert Gore confirmed the arrival of the iPhone 5 in October
The comments:
login123, 22.09.2011 21:30 The market of donor kidneys collapsed.

She: I was interested in your proposal with ananas ) Or all coffee is psychedelic.
He: These are young boys, who? Young and inexperienced. It is not fashionable to drink coffee. Come for lunch tomorrow, I’ll feed an ananas.
She: Okay, I will go :)

Today the cat out from the morning " pleased" - I go to the toilet, he sits there on his toilet - raises his head and with absolutely human intonation "myyryryr!!!..."... I was so conscientious that I didn’t knock

and autumn. Transportation collapse in Peter. There is asphalt everywhere. You have to hurry until it rains.

Yesterday in Ashan pleased the announcement on a loud communication: students working in a labor camp like this, gather in the department of "Vegetables".

XXX is great)
YYY: You have a strange smiley, I don’t understand such things like your ass.
I probably won’t smile to you anymore.

and oh. Do you have a diploma?
Yes, in the second month.
Will you determine the color?
and no. We decided it was better a surprise!

Interested in the announcement:
I will give in good hands of a good affectionate, able and cucumbers to salty and cake to bake, and in the cell phone chip to fold and favorite site to do and also to build a house and dig a potato man.
The reason: she doesn't let anything do by herself - tired! I smoke half a day.

Is mailing possible? Agree to advance payment.

New products from the company "Co"! "What" – Through the Shoulder
2: New tampons "Where". Should I continue?

Are you really sure that in three years you will remember the person to whom all these statuses were dedicated?

The forum discusses a new series in which a CIA agent will be forced alone to confront the threat to peace from the Russian president, who is about to unleash a war.

xxx: I hope that in this series the President of Russia will not be in a hat with a hat and with a bear on a thread )))))))))))))))))))))))))

Yyy: How cynically you depicted Putin and Medvedev.

Ukrainian students are burning. News and Title:
"In Kiev, a student attacked the Minister of Education of Ukraine"
A further excerpt from the news:
A 17-year-old girl struck an official with a bouquet of flowers.
As it became known to representatives of the Ukrainian media, Stepanenko specifically prepared for this action - she worked out a blow with a bouquet on her friend.

Conversation with Mother (M)
How is it in the universe, okay?
I - Yes
Compared to other teams, how are you at the level?
There are just fools!
Are you even better than them?! to
Yes, I am at the level.

Radio broadcast
“The name is the cross,” says our researcher Vasily Pedorchenko.

A beautiful recursion:
A spokesman for the alliance stressed that NATO troops will remain in Libya as long as civilians are in danger.

Correspondence with Comrade from Orenburg

I didn’t go to the park today.
XX: because the nurgalians came
The park is closed for him.
Yyy: Is he now riding there like a cartman in Cartmanland?