19.09.2012 17-45 Caesar: come to me? I jumped the Avengers in good quality, let’s see.
19.09.2012 17-46 Plutovka: Well, of course. I know you. This mess is years older than me.
19.09.2012 17-49 Caesar: Olya, go to Fig. They hit. I have an armored LED at home on 42, the 5.1 system, and I bought all this to glue the body. I have very different methods, and especially you are my friend. Ol, I just really want to watch a movie with someone who shares my interest in Marvel Heroes.
19.09.2012 18-05 Plutovka: Well then blame for suspicions and wait for an hour to visit.
19.09.2012 18-07 Caesar: Ok.

20.09.2012 14-01 Plutovka: Now say more that you could not even imagine that it would end. XD is
20.09.2012 14-03 Caesar: It was quite possible.Moreover, the marvels were absolutely parallel to me until yesterday evening. by LOL
20.09.2012 14-05 Plutovka: Who are you after that? It is :)
20.09.2012 14-09 Caesar: the wretch of essence. Will you come today?
20.09.2012 14-05 Plutovka: And where I will go :*

xxx: I walk today on the boulevard, there are a few moms with children of three or four years of age.
XXX: A dog passes by with her dog. He makes a genius phrase.
xxx: "The children were born here, there is no place for the dog to walk out!and "

SkaN: My hair on my ass from anger moves faster than you

xxx: I slept with him in a man's way - for a crack. And he is with me in a woman’s way – for gratitude.

- In the morning from the bank came a text message:"We remind you that the date of the scheduled payment 01.01.3000, do not forget to pay the loan." Here they so obsessively hinted that I will owe them all my life I and my children up to the 120th knee. They will remember!

I am going to work. The TV flips. The brain captures the phrase:
When you go on vacation, you can take a child or other baggage with you.

Attacker Samuel It’O lives in Moscow in an apartment of one thousand square meters. The Mahakkalinsky club pays for apartments located in one of the capital high places, 80 thousand euros a month.

Oh, sorry, you want to fuck, you can’t get there.

The Habr:

Yes, it is, but the more real option is this:

Vasya pumped his persis and went to sleep.
Pete is working.

Vasya went for a walk with friends.
Pete is working.

Vasya smokes and sleeps with two girls
Pete is working.

Vasya got caught on drugs and now sits in the siso, and Petya earned the first 100 thousand, but had no idea what to do with them - and then he was shot down by a car. It’s stupid, but this is real life.

I climb today to the exit of Savelovskaya, and on the stairs the grandmother stands and masches a newspaper of the type "Work for you", loudly advertising:
All work in Moscow is free! Free work in Moscow!and "

And today I got stuck on the cross. I was so overwhelmed. I even learned a few new words.
2: Get used to it
1: I just don’t understand one thing. I don’t know how to whisper ‘ebun squabby’ but I didn’t know the expression until tonight.

It was necessary for the ancient Greeks to ruin their country so that millions of tourists come to admire the ruins, and thus provide their descendants. Does this mean that modern Greeks do not want to fall behind their ancestors, and are striving to collapse the European Union, to secure their descendants?

M1: She is awesome!
M2 is?
M1: I compared her logic to the logic of the turning machine, and she took this compliment magnificently.
M1: She is the only one in the world that I marry. If not, I’ll have to be gay.
M2: O_O You only tell me the result, yes, for the case.

The whole morning was plagued by the thought that the only problem of Elrond Poe Elf was not the darkness coming from the east, and even with him, the only problem of Elrond was that his wife fell to Valinor, and his aunt remained in the Middle-earth.

YYY: Yesterday I saw Mishan in the store — standing on the box with four bottles of mounting foam. Repair is done?
XXX God, have mercy on me! Once in the courtyard of Mishani, some fool parked his car overnight across the courtyard - not to pass, not to pass. Mishanya went, bought a bubble of foam and stung the exhaust pipe, wheel arches, and what remained was in the grille of the radiator.
XXX: Four bottles will suffice to swallow the entire salon. So - yes, you can say "repair is over"

My colleague (developer) has returned from vacation.
First question: what is the name of the program in which we work most often?

Two lines in the code:

#warning tyt ebanii bardak
To find a better solution

Chapter 1: The joke. Einstein, Newton and Pascal played hiding. Driving was Einstein. Pascal fled into the bushes, disguised himself, no man is seen at all, but Newton just stands. He painted a square around him and stood. Einstein counted to a hundred, turned around, saw Newton and shouted:
and Ura! I found Newton.
Newton smiled cleverly and replied:
Drop it out! This is Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!! to

Uzer-2: Went under the table for three hours.

Uzer-3: And I walked physics. I did not immediately understand the joke.

Uzer-4: Fuck and I didn't understand this joke, if Uzer-2 rolled for three hours, then I remembered the school course of physics for three hours.

Uzer-5: 1 Pa = 1 N/m2 ≡ 1 J/m3 ≡ 1 kg/(m·s2)

Uzer-4: Fuck, what is the clipboard?

OOO: But there is one problem.
We will all die, no problem, you
What??
You have always been able to encourage

Talked to a girlfriend (the girl is beautiful, only in her almost 20 virginity and not even kissed anyone, she is learning) about healthy eating:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The Cabbage!
I thought something...
When they go with a swallow...
Sperm has different tastes.
And it depends on what you have eaten, drunk, smoked, swallowed and so on in the last week.
It can be thirsty, sweet, bitter, acidic...
Now attention, how do I know?
Q: Have you tried?
WOW: Let’s say that was explained by Vlad, describing what the taste would be if there were certain foods. In this regard, there is a more important question - how does he know?! to

I came to my grandmother, brought a pear, we talk for life, and there was some crack from under the table, rhythmically repeating. It turned out: a small cat bites a mouse - attention - caught in a mouse! That’s what cats have come to!