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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53792
 23.09.2011
Installing Windows Server 2008:
Insert Disk 2 and try again, if the error occurs again, contact the system administrator.
And what do I do? 😉
Wow, he’s counted on the housewife 😉

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №53791
 23.09.2011
Review of the movie "A station for two".
by Ajigasawa (Japan)
We always watch all Russian films with Japanese subtitles, but there were no subtitles. So I was very disappointed, because in no way can I judge what is happening. But you know, it must be just an incredible movie! Because five people who don’t know a word in Russian (one of whom hates this language at all) watched this movie without subtitles, and not once, but three!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53790
 23.09.2011
xxx: Creative people, creative people... We have one such "creative" philosophy, look like a city crazy: it seems that you will only be distracted, she will immediately bite the ear with a scream of "crab sticks!"!"
I just stopped sleeping in a couple.)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53789
 23.09.2011
Dart_Rabbit: Well, that’s why I hope everyone here has real friends from flesh and blood, not just from social networks. And women, warm, red and ready to give birth to you :)
Taggert: mmm... red girls
Dart_Rabbit is If the roof is rusty, then the basement is always wet.

[ + 161 - ] Comment quote №53788
 23.09.2011
Winter in the morning. I went to the gazelle and went to work. There is a girl sitting next to me, pulling out a bag! He begins to eat it. And it’s so hot, so stinking... it smells... I haven’t had breakfast yet and I’ve driven the trip too. I look at her too. I waited for this torture to end. The girl ate, quietly breathed, sat for a few minutes... and got a second fox!! to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №53787
 23.09.2011
Q: When should we submit the project?
And the shit knows it =)
Q: Can you say the same without Matt? = = /
Ask the wise man.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53786
 23.09.2011
Epic Divorce on Christian Names Website: Porn may be hidden on your computer. Click here to scan the disk" >_<

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53785
 23.09.2011
From Chat:
Who is strong in mathematics? You have to solve one task...
Yyy: Daddy at Vas

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №53784
 23.09.2011
I don’t need an alarm clock today.
I don’t have to go to work!!! to
If you put me in my ass,
Sorry, today is Saturday!! to
by fox4766

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №53783
 23.09.2011
Electrical Safety Exam: What is resuscitation? Answer option: "Complex of measures to revive the deceased"... I see a brigade of electricians-nechromants

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53782
 23.09.2011
"That’s a great deal of money!!! Smyth shrugged his head sadly. The five signs. A true sign of an absolutely faint mind. – Terry Pratchett, The Dark Knight.

[ + 121 - ] Comment quote №53781
 23.09.2011
Do you remember Silent Hill?
Yyy: Well yes, approximately
xxx: there was a siren, and the dead town was immediately filled with monsters, sprinkling from all the gaps.
YYY: Yes, it was like that.
XXX is shorter
XXX: Absolutely also in school

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53780
 23.09.2011
A friend went on an expedition to the north. He posted pictures of how he worked there. On one friend dumb dig a hole. The deep. The first stone:

"There have been accidents?"

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53779
 23.09.2011
The grass is green, the sun is shining, and you have already fucked hard to write with such-what-books every song that is incomprehensible without any signs of interruption when you read or breathe or turn blatant.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53778
 23.09.2011
xxx: The buttons "Read", "Look" and "Listen" will appear on Facebook.
Yyy: It would be enough of one - "Boyan".

[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53777
 22.09.2011
A small comment :)

Stop chasing on "vanillec", you’re becoming like a grandmother on the sidewalk! <...>

Comrade, we are not becoming like grandparents... the time is passing, the children are growing up, we are getting older, we are becoming grandparents at the entrance...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №53776
 22.09.2011
HH: Here I am an idiot.
XHHH: I have been working under the windows of the DPS car all day. I went out to smoke and decided to ask our brave if it is necessary to change the checklist if the owner changed.
XHH: They answer that it is necessary. I say thank you and I leave.
After work, I roll out on my cage from the courtyard, and these same haishniks look at me and smile.
Guess what happened next :(

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №53775
 22.09.2011
In Sevastopol he was riding on a board waiting for the train.
People look at me, most of them.
I think it’s a shit, usually everyone’s off at all.
I ride
Then I thought, maybe she screams loudly at me, everyone is looking at me, and I am in the headphones and I can't hear the niqab.
I remove the headphone.
And there to the entire station of speakers.
Young man on the ski, how many times do you repeat, stop riding the station!!!!!!! to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №53774
 22.09.2011
XXX: not smoking at all.
Yyy: Oh, more money for beer remains))

[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53773
 22.09.2011
A friend told me, his girlfriend asks: Do you know what day is today?
What is the number today?
17th of September.
No, I don’t know what day.
Nine days ago we met. Will you give me something?
I don’t know what they usually give for nine days.

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