(13:54:19) Riot: still like the main character all the way in a helmet (never shoot for the movie) he covers almost all the face except the beard and lips
(13:54:34) Riot: so he demonstrated his acting skills with this piece better than a dwarf paralytic!
(13:54:50) Riot: a sad beard! a beard in anger, a thoughtful beard...
(13:55:14) Riot: and only a fun beard the viewer has not seen, because the hero is too brutal for all kinds of fun

by Lenta

FAS decided to put Russians in line for seats at the cemetery in order to fight corruption in this service market.

I could not write further...

111 - and I like porn with sanitary workers, with electricians, with gardeners there all kinds of)
222 - Is it because you are a sanitary engineer? x )
111 - No, of course it is too! But more important is the sense of justice that the working class punishes the bourgeois.

The mechanical pop is burning again:

However, the collision speed of both probes relative to the asteroid should be quite impressive, from 10 to 30 km / s (36-108 km / h). Such speeds existing carrier missiles do not allow to develop.

The stone:
Have fun: "(36-108 km/h) Such speeds existing carrier missiles do not allow to develop..."
Connect to the Gepard.

Buy me a coat.
I: Look out the window.
I saw the shoes yesterday.

A acquaintance (Z) sends photos of mice (Mongol sandwiches)...commentary after the transfer of files...

(Z) Photo 1 is Sam... but I have disgusting doubts that this black face (photo 2) named Dancer, Sam is choking... so Sam may soon turn into a Seed and fertilize me to a hero of mice... I am in thought... I will...

* From the dispute of developers *
Go to DLL? We’re not at Microsoft working to fuck!

K. Larina, journalist: “Rhythms of Time: In the Soviet Jesus Christ Superstar was banned as religious propaganda, now - as blasphemy.”

Q: Do you do it?
I am sitting at work.
WOW: Working day at 9, I came at 9:15, there is no one, everything is closed. I went through the neighboring office, opened the doors, the time was 10 - no one. No one calls. No one enters. There was a zombie apocalypse and everyone was extinct. He went out, closed doors and windows. After 5 minutes, the boss drew, first issued a premium for the presence in the only number at the workplace, then imposed a fine for closing the office during working hours in the amount of the premium.

In our time in the nick Angelina_56 is not so important 56 - it is the age or year of birth...

The sales department manager (by 1C)
says: "The client needs a server for 15 persons."
They say to him, “What are you serving at the table?”

Retirement age is the age when you live for retirement and pay your children.

From the Android forum:
Show me a picture of the road.
Are you sure you need to show him?
Per the screen is enough?

A: Is your life full? Every day new acquaintances, new girls, nightlife, clubs, cafes, restaurants, numerous hobbies, travel, interesting and highly paid work, etc. Do you have one?
A: No, I am a technician.

October 1 on Twitter: Wake up the guy from Green Day, he asked.

Muslims thunder embassies, people are killed, buildings are set on fire. As a protest against a movie that says Muslims thunder embassies, people are killed, buildings are set on fire...

The sixth iPhone will be sold through pharmacies on a prescription

Prefect in Cultural Studies (p) and student (c)
Q: Yes, if you do not take the exam in writing, you will take the exam orally.
Q: What is easier?
It is easier to hang.

From Habr:

xxx: I wanted to argue with you, but fuck, you are right.
YYY: Usually it doesn’t bother people. You are a good guy :)

After the menstrual period, which lasted 7, instead of the usual 3 days, my husband in the process of the prelude said to me: "So. I will be brief." :)