For the third week there is no hot water.Today I pulled out a young apple from the seed hole of the shell.

Listen to.............
Yesterday I and a friend walked over Brest at night. The situation: 2 o'clock at night. I wanted sweets. Only a pharmacy nearby. We enter:
- and you have.... - the seller smiles sweetly and understandably -.... HEMATOGEN!.... you would see her face!and :)

According to the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, among the trophies dropped by the Georgian military, we will find a passport for the name of Saakashvili Mikhail!

In the morning, the fly in an incomprehensible way got into the copier, after half an hour could not leave after the office manager tried several times to shell it off the copy of the document.

At the end of the working day, the following conversation will be held between the employees at the terminal (comp with 1C):
-"Bla Khusha I'm she stitching up this monitor"
After a short pause
Go to! No one has screwed me yet.

According to Dni.Ru, Russian hackers have also attacked the Georgian president’s website. Now the situation can be described as a game of chess. We take the blow, the site hangs, we restore the system for two hours, the site works for 30-45 minutes, then the hackers find ways to break it again,” said Mikhail Saakashvili, a U.S. cybersecurity specialist supporting the site.

High-tech experts found that the attacks were carried out from 500 addresses simultaneously, all of which were registered in Russia. The hackers sent the server too many requests, so it could not cope with them, resulting in the site of the Georgian leader completely stopped or slowed sharply.

Hey, American specialists will never understand the phenomenon of Bash’s army. and :)

Cats (11:40:14 7/08/2008)
Hey... survived... in the requests of Google started putting smiley... and the main thing didn’t immediately notice... what I think fucking looking for =((

I read in the comments on YouTube to the video, where the Saakashvili type is nicking from "bombing"

Bugagunta
I read a lot of posts and I see - many countries(georgia, ukrain, latvian and other) - sucks at USA, Saakashvili pendos...By the way, you remember WW II?

The guy really tried not to burn that he was Russian.)))

Cuba supported Russia in the conflict with Georgia!
xxx: I said
yyy: ahah, the Cuban peacekeeping contingent is under pressure
Zzz: and there will be peace in the world

Almaty (12:00:42 14/08/2008)
I broke your puppet.

Strawberry (12:01:00 14/08/2008)
Thank you, I have long dreamed.

Fallout 3: Fallout 3 will be released when we live in it

There was a case. Comrades moulded the grass and decided to smoke it somewhere in the fence, which they successfully accomplished. One man, having decided that he was enough, went home. Others still stopped and, coming out of the forest, saw at the stop the same man who was supposed to have left an hour ago. There was such a dialogue:
Are you doing heroes here?
I take the bus...
...??? to
The bus is coming in, I stand at the door and I don’t go in, the bus is waiting and leaving... already the fifth fuck! >_<

Voting on the Tracker:

Do we need a hub?
Yes to! 50 percent
No is. 30 percent
I do not know. 30 percent

The conversation between two friends in 12 days:
Maybe a beer?
2: No, I am on a carbohydrate-free diet...maybe on vodka?

<R> What is the "Nite Ariadne"?
<B> How do you explain? GPS navigation by the ancient Greeks.

Niferti (from Albanian) Do not turn around.

Does George W. Bush know that he is the President of the United States?? to

El: Fuck, I’ve been sitting dressed and painted for an hour and waiting for you to call me to wake me up!! to

xxxx (09:44:20 12/08/2008)
Do you have a disc drive on your computer?

FreeWind (09:45:10 12/08/2008)
Aha

FreeWind (09:45:26 12/08/2008)
external

xxxx (09:49:07 12/08/2008)
And I have a hole.Today, an awkward grandmother somebody came and slept the disc...She failed with a thunder...I’m in hysteria...I can’t stop...And she gets red.

Lex> read the code
lex> stones in the removal procedure
lex> " can not be removed from the user list
Lex> and himself
Lex> because it is sinful"