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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19998
 05.09.2009
Article: "How to bring a child to school"
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Handbook for the collection of children)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №19997
 05.09.2009
In the morning after dinner, while all our friendly company was asleep, we prepared breakfast with a friend. I went to awaken the people... I went into one of the rooms, asking: “Well, young man, do you wake up?”" And that one answered me with such a tricky rose and a smile on the whole face: "Well, excite...)"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19996
 05.09.2009
<hoag> gave my friend-odmin for the 20th anniversary a huge box of condoms - 100 pieces - with the signature "Annual stock"
<hoag> he looked around her, and with sadness in the voice, so: "Zapas, march, two hundred years..."

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №19995
 05.09.2009
The case was long ago. One of my acquaintances, finishing 11th grade, took up NPR (scientific and practical work), briefly wrote a reference. And now our teacher had not much time to check his 120-page writing (the work was gigantic), read a few passages. And then a friend decided to stick and wrote in the middle of the report (on page 66) the word "huy" (directly in the middle of the paragraph). later, coming to his mentor, so that he assessed his work said literally the following "young boy, work in order, I count it and already redirected to the city" (city competition). My friend in panic - a fiasco, a complete failure... on the third day he was killed. On the fourth day he was informed that the work went autonomously to the city, then to the district and took the 3rd place in the regional competition. "prize" - 1000 rubles "premium of the mayor" and unforgettable memories :D

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19994
 05.09.2009
He married a woman with a child (girl) 11 years ago. Probably not a good husband / father, but wanted to ensure them a decent future, spent a bunch of work almost to a nervous breakdown, gave them complete freedom. And here, a year ago, I learn that a faithful woman found a guy 11 years younger and oret - love! He dropped his five-year-old son from his knees and wrapped him. A year she was virtually not, and here it is stated and "oy, and I am a mother. Let me pay you money to give you my son". PM is fucking.
Okay well. My daughter might be smarter. It turned out not, also hates me and left to live solely because of material goods. Home no fuck does, only in the WOW and with a friend "love" turns. They wrecked me so that they broke my bed. Conscience and brains were not enough. He looks at me with honest eyes, and behind his back whispers how ugly I am.
So, apparently really ugly, shoot in focus.
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Give me the coordinates. I will shoot them!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19993
 04.09.2009
We went for mushrooms, broke up in the woods and cried to each other:
Q: Is there a ginkgo?
White and heavy.
HH: And what about you?
I fuck it all on the web!!...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №19992
 04.09.2009
From the forum:
At Bela, my wife tried to talk to the deaf in the sign language (she had previously taught in the school for the deaf).
Crendell Nichera naturally did not understand. Well, she says to me, "Give him in the ear, he is not a deaf-deaf.

Crendell whispered, and his wife joyfully said, “Man, you owe us money for a miraculous healing.”
Here he broke and escaped. He shared the joy of healing with fellow disabled people.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №19991
 04.09.2009
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
YYY: What is it?
He recently broke my leg.
YYY: Well...
He sits, carousel in the plaster and constantly asks him to help, there to bring something, the phone to transmit, etc. So, we started our lunch, all dropped off, I wore such headphones, I sit a ballad. And the director started calling me and can't scream, he threw a cap from the pen into me - he didn't fly, he threw the pen itself - he didn't hit. and then took the mill and threw...healthy stepler...and got...in the head
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xxxh: I hold my headphones and hear from the director’s office a wild scream "HEDSHOT"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19990
 04.09.2009
I was with a friend at a wedding. A grandmother with two identical (!) White pigeons in their hands.

I: Grandmother, and let the pigeons go out?
B: One 500 r. the other 300 r.
I: How are they different?
B: How about what? One more expensive, the other cheaper.

After these words, I immediately realized that the wedding was successful! xd

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №19989
 04.09.2009
She: Blyyn, went the first day to the institute and already so unwilling to go tomorrow :`(
he: well you are straight "I don’t want to study, but I want to get married"))
She: This is great. I’ve been waiting so long for you to decide this, dear. I went to the hairdresser then. *IN_LOVE*
is offline
It is O_O
He is...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №19988
 04.09.2009
I work in a contact center of a large cellular operator. Today, a subscriber appealed who needed to clarify the code word. He replied – I forgot. See - the code word by number really "forgot". and genius.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19987
 04.09.2009
When will the Russian diaspora finally be established in Moscow?? to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №19986
 04.09.2009
Throw someone audionarkotics "I slept out" and "I want to learn"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19985
 04.09.2009
allvp: I was struck by Windows 7: I clicked the search for drivers on the internet, and she found... fuck

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №19984
 04.09.2009
to this:
I want him to first massage my whole body and then do it all by himself, whistling out of passion and burning out of desire, and not having to move at all. And then he would embrace and say, "I have had no one better than you," and smote his head until I fall asleep.
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Diagnosis is breathtaking.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19983
 04.09.2009
Mope (22:36:52 3/09/2009)
Remember in 5 minutes about the cough.

Mope (22:51:00 3/09/2009)
With you a pot.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19982
 04.09.2009
Strangely, in this tincture of 60 degrees, and the effect of absolutely no - broke out with sincere surprise a friend, even 5 minutes ago, running, scaring guests, through the apartment from the evil appearance with vegetables in the hands, trying to catch us housewife, so that there was something to eat tomorrow...

[ + 130 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19981
 04.09.2009
by KMP
C 16 years old (as soon as he entered the institute) fiercely in love with a group. In four years without reciprocity, I learned to live with this, and in the summer I met a girl - a beautiful, smart, independent, talented, and, in addition, crumbled on the whole head (like me). A female friend.
Suddenly my love announced, I offered to meet. It turned out that in the last six months she broke up with a guy, became much smarter, grew up as a person, realized what she wanted. They spoke almost all night, then came to me, then there was sex.
I don’t understand anything now, except that you have to make a decision, make a choice. There is simply no right choice.
Shoot me please.

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Here let you shoot, your fellow girlfriend is using you stupidly, if you stay with her to what you go and lean, she will throw you away after a while, again will motivate you as with her past guy that "grown up as a person" and so on (even that she used sex as a weapon to humiliate you indicatively), and you will be killed that girl who understands you and so on you lost, but decide yourself what you need but my advice and those who will stay with the girl you met recently.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №19980
 04.09.2009
From Google Questions Answer:
A: The hamster has baldness and a red neck. What is the reason? What to treat?
A: Does it wrap up?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №19979
 04.09.2009
C project Answers@mail
xxxxxxxxxxx:
There is a saying that before going out to the sea you need to eat half a kilo of red tomatoes.
YYYY :
It is better to eat something red. Red spots look beautiful on board and entertain other passengers

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