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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36658
 28.09.2010
You are burning! The philosopher said.
And that! The Inquisitor answered.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №36657
 28.09.2010
Judging by the persistence of plans to rename ments into police, the author of the idea has at least a white paper publishing business.

[ + 53 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36656
 28.09.2010
Autumn has come, and again this painful choice in the pharmacy is better - fervex, coldrex or teraflu.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36655
 28.09.2010
bishop(12:07:10 27/09/2010)
If the pigs during the PMS (especially the fucking type of us and you) had the ability to turn into something like Hulk, they could crumble and crumble everything...and you don’t have to explain anything to anyone, everyone understands everything and doesn’t come up with stupid questions.

Toughened Laminated Safety (12:11:30 27/09/2010)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

bishop(12:14:34 27/09/2010)
Here is the Zebra.)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36654
 28.09.2010
12 years ago.
The school,
The teacher dictates what suddenly stops and says we are writing a new topic: how the moonlight affects the growth of the lanterns.
Yes is.
Now have thought!
The curtain.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №36653
 28.09.2010

> The end of the world is not to be scared.

This is "no serious" Even Roscosmos in Apophis believes and proposes to send to the asteroid a satellite with a super-laser on board. From there, they are going to shoot a laser into the Earth so that it collapses into pieces before colliding with an asteroid. Roscosmos is confident that if an asteroid crashes into one of these pieces and destroys all living on it, then on the rest of the pieces will still survive some kind of life - at least as primitive as bacteria, worms, officials from a single Russia and other small parasites.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36652
 28.09.2010
The edition made a rating of the most...Old ads... very pleased two:
The Great Papagea (Dnepropetrovsk)
I sell an Ara Macao speaking poppy. There is no more power.)
A smart man will think about your problems. 50 g / min

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36651
 28.09.2010
Prep, speaking with a student.
Q: That’s how it works (see the missing student’s eyes), and you understand?
C is honest? No is.
Q: (Explains simpler, tries without complicated terms), so how did you understand?
C is no. (He is already getting upset.
Q: (Already on the fingers, like in an anecdote, I already understood :) Well, now, it should be clear.
C: It doesn’t work (almost not in tears, the student isn’t the stupidest)
Q: (Going there and there, silent, so sad) Well nothing, then you understand, you know, it happens, you get married, then it will be 20 years and you understand... hastened :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36650
 28.09.2010
XXX is
It’s hard to pretend you work.

XXX is
Working easier

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36649
 28.09.2010
The Sphex:
Fuck, we have tough youths working. Not only did the guy ask a machine with Ubuntu to drive into the Windows domain, but he still has a chair without a leg. I sat down and almost turned around.

by Steel_Cat
I think he’s already turned from that chair. He has such strange desires.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36648
 28.09.2010
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[16:55:12] yyy: not
[16:58:31] xxx: cheap)))
[16:58:41] yyy: what is this?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[16:59:31] xxx: yes, the stang is given free of charge for a couple of years, while they are given to take)
[16:59:39] xxx: now the place must be released
[17:00:56] yyy: stang
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxxxxxxxx: yes
[17:01:27] yyy: such a healthy whore that is to be raised after some unknown whore climbing and feathers?
[17:01:27] xxx: there bar and for legs trainer
xxxxxxxxxxx: yes
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is fucking fucking.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36647
 28.09.2010
I went to the village to my grandmother. I walk down the central street of this village, looking on the asphalt with a cradle, some of the children, translating the number 256 into a binary system of numbering. I almost fell there. At that time, I was playing Dandy.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36646
 28.09.2010
Yesterday at 1.45 p.m. on clicks of the mouse in the computer responded only two buttons "off" and "off". after wishing a wise technique of a peaceful night, I went to bed at 2 o'clock at night, for the first time (!) Two weeks before 4 in the morning. There was only one question in my head - was it a one-time action, from my computer, or will the command hour be introduced? ( by

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36645
 28.09.2010
Yes, I feel sympathy.

Alexander: I am slowly beginning to sympathize with you, smoothly penetrating your sorrow, and gently as unobtrusively pity you.

Faith: Exciting Compassion

Alexander: Then I abruptly remove the shadow of sorrow from my face, I rub your sorrow on you and I touch the very essence of your problem!

Name: Oommm

I bite my lips.

Alexander: With thoughts, I can silence your pain, I understand concentratedly how hard it is for you, it pulses in your head - God, how hard it is!

Fuck how beautiful it is.

Faith: A

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36644
 28.09.2010
< dude> I want to sleep
< black and white> strong
< black and white> on the beach
< puppy> on the sidewalk
< puppy> under the umbrella
< Dry Beer > with Cold Beer
< black and white> with a girlfriend
< black and white> in beach trousers
< thumb> thumb> thumb>
<Mazze>
The dream-drummer raised his head up
<MaZze> and that is not a galactic?
< thumbnail> this is vulgar
< dude> and I need a romance
< eighty-five-year-old> with a whistle, as it is not romantic...
<@juriy> well something romantic on him
<@juriy> bandit, for example

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36643
 28.09.2010
Tamara.J: Well, I went to the magician here... I promised that thinking about me would be narrowed, it would dry out all and run away like a cute... and what to do, in love and war, like a gritz)
Natashik: hi, I know the way is easier / cheaper / faster / more reliable! I sell it cheap :)
Tamara.J: Knowing you...you’re throwing up the shit as usual (but...the means are good...talk, cry and cry!
Borrow money from him. very much. Do not give. He’ll want to see you, you’ll kiss him, and in the worst case, you’ll realize your erotic fantasy about muscular and aggressive guys at home.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36642
 28.09.2010
On the news tape:
"17 people will fight for the post of President of Belarus"

Ugu, the last survivor will personally fight with his father... before this passing through a cage with lions, a cage with crocodiles and a swimming pool with sharks...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36641
 28.09.2010
Today on the way to work raised the mood of a genius who wrote on the stretch of the building materials store:
Away with thirst!! to
There is a board for sale.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36640
 28.09.2010
He (14:42:08 24/09/2010)
The cat wants a kiss - annoyed

She (14:42:19 24/09/2010)
A kiss wants a cat.

ON (14:42:28 24/09/2010)
Tagged with: +1

She (14:42:37 24/09/2010)
The cat doesn’t want a kiss anymore. ?

ON (14:42:56 24/09/2010)
Mmm as you can see :D

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36639
 27.09.2010
The high speed internet!!! to
WOW: What happened?
I put on a new series of Dr. House, I thought I would sit down to teach electromechanics while I was in Kachaeco.
I think I should go to the toilet before...
I’m coming, and she’s already jumping!! to
Do you want me to give you a diagnosis?
Oh yeah, let’s...
You’ve been in the bathroom for too long. You will never give up an electromechanic, so you will go to the army.
In the army, they love shit. And finally you’ve eaten when you complain about the high speed.
You are a chronic dolphin.
I’d say you’re right, but you’re right, snooker :)

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