From the hub, an article about the presentation of the iPhone by Tim Cook. Some of the comments:
Are they specifically looking for a man like Jobs?
yyy: Presentation of the “new Jobs”, not the iPhone.
iJobs 2.0 is now 20% younger!

In a book forum:
Putin also wrote a book about judo.
222 How is it called?
Is it "My struggle"?! to

@44: How angry I am about this desire to convey real life in video games. Soon you’ll launch Zelda, go through mountains and deserts, water and lava, defeat dozens of terrible monsters... and in response, “Sorry, Link, but I’m not ready for a serious relationship yet.”
The realism! and credibility!

Eastern wisdom should not replace your own.

I recently went to a barbarian concert. And suddenly after the second song, a seven-year-old girl runs out on stage and let’s turn and dance!
Her mother shouts out of the room: “Dasha, Dashenka! Go back! Get out of there!” Dacia on her scream - zero attention. She splashed and broke out for an hour; I didn’t bother, I didn’t even touch. And then, when the concert ended, Dasha approached and polite asked, "Uncle! “Please tell my mother not to wipe me up!” This is what art means!

Interesting fact: why the rights of women in the world are the most fiercely fought by those representatives of the female sex, who externally only remotely resemble women.

I always forget how the statement is written, with a large or small letter, so I write with a medium.

About "How to get a scholarship?"

Victoria Shiva
Not long ago I thought with a friend - to live in a student community - 50 r per month. eat beat packs - 5 rubles (well, you want to eat 3 times a day - buy 3 times). A bowl of bread a week, teas from bags, to the universe on foot. You can also get a scholarship.)
Dmitry Sharov
only zinga will quickly begin to enslave) anemia and generally die quickly)) for one semester health will be undermined for life)
Victoria Shiva
And we still have the money to pack in cheap domestic vitamins. :) and if anyone with vitamins does not survive - so, natural selection :)

XX: Do you also get angry when one person fasts a whore from two faces?
Especially when you sign xxx and xxx.

We got hot water! Only she is brown and cold!

Fuck, I gave you 5k.
A bunch of babies))
- So if I go, I see a bunch of money thick, and such a joke - is it all for me? The accountant is serious, yes.

Life is not a zebra of black and white stripes, but a chessboard. It all depends on your course. and c)
yyy: ah, even more this phrase becomes true if you think that some figures (elephants) all their lives walk only one of the colors =(
Zzz: Luckily we, the pedestrians, can’t be afraid of this;)

My cat has a personality disorder - one of them loves me, the other fears and despises, and the third doesn't know at all.

from VIO mail.ru:
The question:
Let me tell you the anime is like the anime "A shameful kiss"
There was both romance and comedy, and that the end would not be tight.
And the first answer:
So that the end is not tight, you need to wear free underwear.

XXX for a cat.
The Siberian Borzaja.
XXX and I have an Ural.

Conversation in the game chat:
I: Oh, Stell, from which city are you?
Stealth.BY: from Minsk
I: haha, I too
Stealth.BY: You are not lucky.
Stealth.BY: And I too...

The Somali radio conducted a victory among children. Main prize: AK-47

The director of the colchon had a problem of almost criminal nature. The main fertilizer in them is chicken straw diluted and fermented in a certain way. Chicken feed includes hemp seeds. So his neither chicken stomach nor subsequent processing takes any. And in the fields that are under the steam, hemp is swollen in wild quantities. According to the law, the owner must destroy this hemp, otherwise they will be attracted. But it can’t, because if it is cut, it will be attracted for collecting drug containers. What should he do?

1 the course. The Mathematics.
XXX: So what did you decide?
YYYYYY: Yes I go to the army.

Computers and cats have a lot in common: they both whisper, love to be touched, and spend most of the day immobile. And both have secrets that they often don’t want to share.

(John Appdike, extracted from the English textbook)