hebetat (15:02:52 30/09/2012)
I have a familiar advertiser. We recently met. He has three cats and two cats. They pick up and take care of them from the street. So they split up from him and reproduced so that he now speaks for the sake of their total weight and not the number)))

Television kills love, the internet kills sex.

The acquaintance removed an apartment in the ordinary altitude on the outskirts. There was a rookie aunt working there. Capturing several sections at once, she exemplaryly and with impressive power waved with a butt, then a spade, playing to move the garbage tanks and, it must be admitted, kept the courtyard in envious purity.
And my acquaintance was scattered and, like many intelligent people, completely innocent in his hometown. That is, the paper clearly flew in the direction of the urn, but almost never got into it. And then one day he went out to smoke on the balcony, thought about the eternal, and automatically threw the hose down. Six in the morning. It shines. the countryside. Silence, rare cars and no human signs.
A few minutes later, a bell ringed at the door. Surprised the chicken opened the door and stumbled by a huge dark figure. The figure humorously said, “Good morning,” and stretched a fresh bowl in a clean plastic bag. A friend timidly took a bag and shouted, “Thank you...”
"Next time - without a bag and in the ass," said the figure and went on his business.

Do I understand correctly that Muslims are burning embassies in protest against a movie that says they are burning embassies?

A minute before death is a good.
YYY: Have you tried or did?
ZZZ: It looks like it’s alive, so I didn’t really try it! and :-)

Interview on an anonymous website
1 – Anonymous
2 – My acquaintance

How do you feel about anal sex?
2: positive, but only if it happens between two men, and I am the operator :)
1 ended the conversation

I saw a picture of Jackie Chan with his son.
The first thought: "like"
The second thought: "I would not have been like, they are Chinese".

My cat learned to turn off the computer
YYYY: through sudo shutdown -h?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

C Hubra, a survey about what is in your company
Galakart: And in our company the best firewall is the sincere wall of misunderstanding from the bosses:
“Why do you need this internet?”
“What is it with you? The Modem? The internet what? Clean it out!”

The way out of the situation is one... A cell phone operating in the access point mode and distributing 3G-inets, and unnoticeable wifi whispers attached to computers. Very developed side vision.

There are two antons in our room.
XXX: And Lenny, That Another Anton

XXX: An elite car in traffic jams, the same as a child’s pedestrian: there is a steering wheel, sound buttons and strange lights.

Comments on the teaser of the new Russian "blockbuster":

Date of Release 13.13? 13 years, 13 months and 13 months?

WOW: It’s not so bad. I think there could have been “75: 48: 016” or “9: Mandarin: Square” with the same success.

I passed IQ Test, score 62, I work as the head of the IT department, whether to rejoice or cry...

From the discussion of new material for 3D printing

The house can already be printed, the tree now too. We are waiting for the printer for the printers.
YYY: Now you can print Buratino!

When I met my husband, I once asked him:
Why are they all married and I am not?
He looked at me so much and killed the drunkard:
Maybe Rosie didn’t come out.

How many megapixels do you have?
It’s not mine, it’s a former photographer.
XXX: How much does he have?
Yyy: it has 18, and megapixels are 12.

Lilith: You do not understand!! I want to live in such a way that I have this... like her... WORKSHOP, FUCK!! to

The Necroglory:
Pearl of the week:
A very big client calls and is upset:
The application has not been processed, the case has not been done, etc.
Open the scan and look at the application:
On it traces of fat, ink, a bunch of incomprehensible spots.
In general, all traces of understanding the importance of this document.
The manager’s response to the client just made them proud:
As the application is filled, so it is processed.

The fly sat on the disk with Karaoke Kirkorov and Pugacheva... And I was nibble and did not doubt. Not a minute.

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They came and said, “You know this, tell me.”
Lav: I’m starting to explain how it’s right.
They interrupt, humiliate, insult, say I’m a lamb and I don’t understand anything, and they leave.
LAW: Why did you come?