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[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143454
 29.07.2017
Borrow from history"Scopy pays twice", this is how you carry the Soviet mentality into the masses. One thing is to pay a fee as a thank you for the service you liked. The other is to constantly lubricate-feed someone, "contract". This is how the infamous corruption will grow, as long as people like you spread such views not even at the level of small government representatives, but at the level of service personnel.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143453
 29.07.2017
I had to quickly find a couple of articles that used the universal T-helper epitope p2, its amino acid sequence - QYIKANSKFIGITEL. Google found, but suggested: "Maybe you were looking for: GIKANSK FIGITEL". Not at all, but I searched for it afterwards.
So here.
There is neither gigantic nor figured.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143452
 29.07.2017
> the factory where the refrigerators of Birussa, a defense enterprise, and the refrigerators you there missiles can offer, not a pot.

On the defense enterprises of a certain tension there are very powerful presses, with the help of which (surprise!) It is possible to make excellent high-quality enameled dishes. And to install them separately for the sake of the production of dishes no one will: they are very expensive. So the pot on the defense plant is the least fantastic part of this story. In the USSR, almost all of its enamelled dishes were a “side-product” of the WPC, which had the corresponding production capacities.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №143451
 29.07.2017
Police detained a man riding on a self-propelled machine.
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Attempts to "unusually rest" immediately became somewhat dull and boring.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143450
 29.07.2017
- check the air conditioning in this room, on the 3rd day of stay in it was found a melted condom!!And he still hangs there!! to
- Under the bed, our dust is constantly looking for, but this is what we were looking for in the air conditioner?? to
and a condom. And they found!

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №143449
 29.07.2017
Do you think that everyone is equal and all are sexually attracted by the same thing?

No, everyone is different. But here your dear "naturals" (or rather, 90% of those), beer stomachs, swollen cheeks and hanging asses will definitely not attract any gay. About the bushy "disappeared Indiana Jones" grown everywhere just silent. There are those who love "happy" But it is clean and not smelly.
so relax, no matter how much you went to the pool - never in the dressing room even a shadow of excitement experienced. With libido, everything is normal.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143448
 29.07.2017
Oh! The issue of printing went. I will share my own. Once a long time worked on the "running line", Among the other scams made by our girls, the best remembered two - Baranaul (public Barnaul) and the city's cinemas are waiting for you. I remember clearly how our chief oral: "What fucking?!And we were roaring like horses and could not answer.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143447
 29.07.2017
Siddhartha with a celebration! Women, men, boys, girls – you are all Sisadmin!! to
Nothing falls and life gives!! to


[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №143446
 29.07.2017
This is:
Why "Zadolba!Li" releases five stories a day instead of ten?"

Because the other five are throwing right here and arranging them out of bats.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143445
 29.07.2017
Saratov, master class on marketing anti-technologies from a guy from hiring gyroscooters on the prospectus:

"Ride our gyroscooter with your child, if it is, of course, your child". Gyroscopes for 10 minutes - 100 rubles. For you in a strap cap - 50 rubles". "Ride on our gyroscooters at least out of Asian solidarity!". "Hey, informal hairy, gyroscouters 10 minutes - 100 rubles". "Stand up, my hairy friends, let’s go ride the gyroscopes". "It is better to ride a gyroscooter than to give in to a barbecue with pizza".

And the instructions from the manager: "You speak louder, or you do not understand what you are saying".

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143444
 29.07.2017

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №143443
 28.07.2017
It is strange that there are no congratulations on the System Administrator Day!
So, with the Day of the System Administrator, cat you in the shredder, admin!

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №143442
 28.07.2017
I think sometimes it’s worth thinking about how close we are and not turning our backs.

For God’s sake, you can’t turn around if you feel so calm. But, as one of these, I authoritatively state: the back of most of you does not cause any emotions, your appearance is your best defense.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143441
 28.07.2017
Listen, people, and Vodyanova and Vodonava are two different babies, it turns out! by Ohrid!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143440
 28.07.2017
"Russia in response to the sanctions took away from the United States the land in the Silver Bore‍".

So, crazy, and I would like to add: "And a whisper under the McDonald’s door"...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №143439
 28.07.2017
And once again, here are holivars from women’s forums for every taste: and I have such a mom, like you, and we are used to be rough, reports from the venue with unique details and comments, and also the whole evening in the arena a brutal fight on the subject of washing with soap or not soap. And with an obsessive motto, indestructible and indestructible, like the smell of a hole, everyone must be like me. I am yes.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143438
 28.07.2017
Z4: But the shock does not come anyway.
by Tifou. The inspiration is enough)
But there is no inspiration.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143437
 28.07.2017
And also, you know, it was so coincidental that they didn’t wear shoes on their heels, didn’t shave their feet, and didn’t do manicures and pedicures.

Bilbo, we are talking about human virgins, not hobbies!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143436
 28.07.2017
And the examples given by you - just my mother is not all well in life and she is upset. This is not terrible, it is temporary.

The last 30 years have been annoying. Not scary, but temporarily.
Only the misfortune, when she was about to die - nobody wanted to fight with her.
Well, there was such a time, loved ones were all annoyed and they probably didn't have everything well in life. Do not spit in the well. A plunge (manipulation, substitution of concepts, exploitation) - be prepared for the consequences.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143435
 28.07.2017
Tired of gender.
I don’t know in what reality local matches live, but in fact, most of our people live for the average population in the region. They are men, they are aunts. Together they rub their asss to feed, raise children and pay a mortgage for that money. Well, it happens that you are lucky and will get an apartment from someone’s grandmother. and if the spouse may not have the right to this inheritance, then the children definitely have, which means dreams that years after 10 years of joint marriage can be driven into the sunset of unpleasant children and the spouse - dreams and will remain.
Well, the dreams of the match secretly to give up after buying bread to buy an apartment, it is generally five.
Wake up now, millionaires underground.

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