I sit behind the comp and think about sitting still or going to clean my shoes. Here in Ashka comes a message from a friend who lives quite far away:

<Victor> is clean!
<microz> what is it?
<Victor> sorry, not there :)

Five minutes of shock.

Re: The worst act

Kol2000: Having sex in a nightclub with a great dating, then (long ago) it seemed super dupe

I-one: I had sex with a girl in the car on the go she sat on me and driven and I switched speed and pedals controlled, and on the back seat slept in a fucking drunk her boyfriend - a boxer)))))

Oldman: The car was not a green eye by chance?

Are you not a boxer?

Father is a director of a large company, with great connections and an international image. She sat in their office, laying at him in the compass. I came across the ass, a letter with a slide:
Father: Hey you, the deer. A beer duo!
ZAM: I will not go.
Oh, and you are wicked!
A: You will not be fired.
A: This is why?
A: And you love me :)
A: Oh, and you will not object...
A: You mean to love. Get my salary?by m?
A: If I raise your salary twice a month, I fear the rest will suspect that there is something between us :)
C: You won’t get up, I’ll say I’m your mistress.
A: Of course, everyone has a mistress as a mistress, and I, Stsuko, Sergey Nikolaevich.
Hdd, get married to me!
A: I went to oppa, I love my wife!
A: From the soot! The economist sent for a beer, but he persuaded the buffalo to sit down, the lazy became, she sent the courier, and he persuaded the guard to drive away))))
Fuck, the sheep are lazy! Better to sit!

This is... business negotiations.

Deciding to prove the theory of probability, the prede took a coin and threw out five eagles in a row. He grabbed, and with the words "well you understood the principle" returned the coin.

Opera 10 has fulfilled a childhood dream!! The images on the site start to open from below! Truth is no longer necessary.

In response to the statement of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation that the so-called “sound drugs” are a new type of fraud, the creators of the “sound drugs” stated that in fact the fraud is the so-called Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation.

According to them, in the Russian segment of the Internet began to appear information about the so-called Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation, allegedly influencing the criminal situation in the country.

According to experts, it is impossible to the advertised effect through the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation, the authors of the “sound drugs” argue.

And the only result of the use of the so-called Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation are headaches, partial loss of memory and decreased brain activity, the authors of sound drugs emphasized. by VIT CENEV

Once my mother’s story is over, I’ll write more.
It was also at the dawn of my departure.

My friend and I admin the district network and we are called by a firm, they don't have a net, everything is distributed through the Linux server and the right on the desktops are cut off at the very least. During the play, it turns out that their admin is in the hospital.
We call him to find out the admin password, then my friend's conversation with admin:
I need an admin password, I need an admin password.
From the ISS!! to
(Well, the connector should have seen my friend’s face, but he takes himself in his hands and goes on.)
- Sorry, I understand, of course, you are in the hospital, and you are very ill, but here people work, they need access to the internet, the situation is critical, the director personally asks you very much...
In English with Russian letters!!!! to

Imagine living in the 1960s, never using a computer or hearing anything about it. Have you presented? ) Now read these phrases slowly, thinking about the meaning:

"I’m going to be a friend"
"Shooted on the soap"
"The movie weighs (!) 100 meters and 400 meters"
"Pleased the page down"
And finally, "Drop the music on the wall".

Strange things does this 40-year-old man called the Internet =)

by Nietzsche. It will be 09:09:09 09/09/09
On that day, at this time, I will come to Peter's Deviattino metro station and drink nine bottles of Baltic Nine.

Some people think that if they have breasts, they can do anything.

In the Ministry of Education and Science, after editing the Russian language, they curled another squirrel... and added smiles to the alphabet!

p0tramp writes in useless_faq: What will happen on earth if all the magnets suddenly stop magnetizing?

sanguisugus: a huge thunderstorm from falling them all from the refrigerators

by LamoSS

The guy who rides around the world and throws his shoes at politicians... throw in Fursenko kirzachi, plz!! to

by Katyushkin:
Now next to me in the subway was a young girl, listening to the player and dancing loudly on the seat) Smiled, laughed, staring at others in order to catch the eyes on themselves.

by Katyushkin:
Five minutes later, she gets a notebook with notes, on which in large letters is written "Clinical Psychodiagnostics."

has happened!
The little girl wrote in the aska, pushed as a business and how many years. He decided not to scare her very much, said that 25 (in fact 35). She replied, Uncle, and went off-line.

Teach me to be erotic)))
WOW: The easiest thing is to speak the letter Aaa at different heights, depending on what your partner does.
zzz: for example, if he wipes the penis around your curtain, then the bass will be appropriate XD

tower
This is strange, you want to sleep all day, and at night it no longer pulls)))

d-maxx
+1 is

The forum of one online game, a small hologram on the topic "What axis is better". Commentary :

Romary
The Gods see, I have read all of the above, but I have not understood Nothing (I know the language of Pushkin, the language of Shakespeare, a little language of Horace, and in perfection the language of our electrician Anatoly! I am capable!! For the sake of all the holy, please translate, in the available Russian language, what I should do and in what sequence to do so that the pocket is charged with me. ))))) Thanks in advance! With respect for your knowledge, philologist.

I heard a beautiful phrase in the subway:
Think of me! When you don’t think, the brain releases hydrogen peroxide!

The Langollers from the novel of the same name by Stephen King - this is really the Unknown Jobbing Hunt