We are lying now with our wife and son, the son on the body is written - Bear loves cake and painted mice. My wife is such:

How do you translate "square"?
I – and how is it written?
Look at the child.
I - I see the inscription, I translate - Mouse loves cake
Yes is yes? And I thought beer loves saké.

xxx: I explained to a friend how to draw a block scheme 1 course
Why do I paint them? and :)
XXX: 1 course he does not yet know what to paint them. He is responsible :)
YYY :D

Hackers from the Anonymous group rushed into my elevator.

Mobile phones on Android:
EYE II EYE: 1500 millimeter-hours Social networks, toys, the internet, music – every day. Pleased as an elephant. What am I doing wrong?
Omen-1st: USB is not disconnected

Site of Dating
The Mysterious Stranger:
I did not offer you anything and did not suggest anything at all! Everyone thinks in the measure of his disobedience. I don’t know how you just hit your feet! And I didn’t want to get acquainted with it even more! You are a dumb guy!! to

A 5 year old sister. Go put on the book, look at the cartoons.Ten years ago, my brain would have swallowed from such a phrase :-)

From Diablo III:
Chapter 11: Can I Sell?
222: Sell the vendor
111: Who is this vendor?
This is such a cool guy who will always buy everything from you.
333: is a merchant in the camp
Chapter 11: Fuck you already! When you are a trader, you say a trader.
333 is out. And the game itself in the Russian version should not be called Diablo, but Bad Idol.

- My child, I work at Sberbank, we brought new furniture there, and the old one was not two years old, but we were told to throw it out. So I think – I won’t throw it out, I’ll bring you...

Could you bring her to us? Maybe even 5 years old. Even 10 years old will be better than ours. I eat...

She walked down the street with a friend, and two men approached her with an old "podcast":
Does your mother need a daughter-in-law?
My mother needs a husband... and where are you going?! to

Do you eat salad with mayonnaise?
No, I don’t eat any mayonnaise.
Q: Do you carry anything?
I move, but not far away.

I'm so strange in all the pictures.
YYY: In the meaning?
xxx is the same
No excitement or excitement :D
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The position of a boss is an absolutely fatal opportunity to work 10 hours instead of 8. In my case it’s 14 instead of 12.
A. The legal possibility. Okay, the iPad has fixed it ?

He’s been so good lately... I love there... married, all the business...
Spraying
For this occasion, I will go off.)

The court received a statement:
Judge of District Court N
Ivanov I. I
by Petrov V.
Statement of
Yesterday I was ordered to be summoned to court as an accused in a criminal case. Last year I was convicted of a similar crime. I ask the court to consider the case in my absence, because I do not want to sit anymore!

The judge walked out of the office laughing.

vanderbasya: em, concert coa on September 30 in the Olympic
Vanderbasya: Lookout
Nika: What are you surprised?
Nika is alive.

I took my nephew out of school today. I walk through the hallway between the offices looking for the right one. I hear a dialogue from the door:

Child: Maria Ivanovna, and we are 325 or 352 in mathematics?
Teacher: Em... I don’t remember... Well, I’ll remember you in contact with the skin.

Then I realized how old I was.

I don't know how in Russia, but in Lithuania there are no macks in the macks, so that those in need of free wifi don't sit for a long time. And at home we had problems with the internet, we had to look for hotspots. We came to Mac, we found one rooster for the whole room. How victoriously the staff looked at us when we left with unloaded notes. And how they disappeared from their eyes this victory when the next day we came with a third :D

The freelance website:

The logo of the construction company must be drawn.
The three letters of the YIC and their decoding should be clearly visible:
Crimean engineering company.

c) Kirill

NM
I go to the electrical station. On the station, the voice of the aunt, recorded on the film, announces: “The next station is Opalicha.” There is a kind of coughing, coughing and, finally, from the breeders, a man whispers with a harsh voice: "Don't believe this lady! Next is myth!!” ? ? ? ?

(The name of the station “from the ceiling,” I don’t remember). and :)

High Voltage: and today on a boiled diet... I bought a boiled sausage and a boiled condensate %)