Once we sat with a friend in the conflict commission on the EGE, we considered the appeal of a 26-year-old boy, a slaughterhouse of some high class there, who without a higher education to a master can not be promoted. Such a good guy, thorough, serious. We read his book with all the "what", "what", "after" and we cried. Then they explained that, with all the desire to raise his points to the passing, it is impossible, but if he pulls Russian for a year, then let him come. He was upset and honestly said:
Thank you, girls, for your good attitude.
And we smiled all over our mouths for a week because we, married ladies under 40, were called girls for the last time very long ago.
I really hope he gave it up.

“My socks lie all together, all of the same color. I feel like they have a leader.
And how to define it?
This is the oldest socks, it has the largest hole.

XXX: Interesting instructions on the alternative use of sweaters:
1st Take a sweater.
2nd Put your feet in the sleeves.
Three Bind the rope to the waist so that it does not fall.
4 is The Profit!
XH: I never understood what the profit is?
You can do it without removing the sweater. and :-)
XH: I’m still crazy not taking off the sweater.

Interesting fact: Sir Niels Ulaf is a talisman of the Norwegian Royal Guard. He holds the title of Colonel, in 2008 he was ordained a Knight. What is so interesting in it? Sir Niels Ulaf is a royal penguin. Never be desperate. If even a penguin can this, imagine what you can.

(s)-Wife's Birthday.stopped with the standard set.well there is champagne.flower.sweets.oil for the engine.air filter.palaces.Decided not to be greedy and add a radio-controlled helicopter and spin.for a loved one don't regret, let's be happy.

When the fried grains have cooled, they are so scented steel. Just surprising. I would never believe. So if you’re also on the weight loss spot, don’t throw out green coffee beans.

The coffee beans are green from nature. And roasting grains is a compulsory technological process.
I will surprise you again. Grapefruit is initially also green and requires roasting before cooking.
Hello from the USSR.

In the US hospital entered a grandmother with diarrhea. The diarrhea began after she drank "popular remedy for constipation". My grandmother is Russian-speaking, but very English-speaking. When the doctor tried to find out from the grandmother what the remedy - the grandmother honestly admitted that she had forgotten...

Well, let’s now discuss the meaningless whistling of the fatigued debtor on the topic of “I was borrowed by everybody, shot them all.”
In principle, I do not object to his funny ideas. With one addition: first a referendum is held on the introduction of such a remarkable legislation (prison term for each case of violation of the dress code, for divorce, for dismissal from work to the state office, for illness, for shooting for a serious illness, and what else he has there). The total number of debtors is calculated. It is allocated to them to arrange a territory proportionate to their number. The territory is surrounded by a coffin, those born there can leave, those who choose voluntarily - not. Those who wish can provide humanitarian aid there, but be careful not to jump out.

Remove every nail from work, you are the master here, not the guest!
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Yes, it’s not good to steal. (

I have not forgotten your shoes.
YYY: I have forgotten. They stand in the corridor.
XXX: Thank goodness to God. Last year, I lost Calvin’s... the scream was...

My grandfather, who lived near the river Chusova (Ural), told me how he caught somebody on a beetle.
He gathered the strawberries in the onion, then threw the berries into the water. Som thought it had fallen, swam and swallowed the berry... and the berry was very sour and som, from the scum, clogged his eyes and remained on the surface in immobility. After that, the grandfather grabbed the soma for the buttocks and with no resistance pulled it out to the shore.
This is the story of Somers.

The mayor of the capital and his ubiquitous relatives proposed to rename the station "Kyivskaya" to the station "Kazanskaya". So to say, use the present moment.

We went for a walk with the girls... In the morning, my husband brought me a pill from my head, went to the store for beer, cooked soup and didn’t say a word against it. When I woke up in the evening, I sat next to him and said in a calm tone:
- This is how you should behave when a loved one has a whimper, and not shrink all day "Alkashin, eat, hide and suffer..."

Dialogue in the dining room:
What to you?
Pure and pork.
Drying the onion?
Is it free?
Can you eat pork?

The signature under a foolish series of photographs in which a man feeds his wife with watermelon, and whose stomach grows as they eat. And when the oatmeal is eaten and the stomach is swollen, suddenly - BACH(!) Photo of the child.
Just lucky that the man does not know about shit and yeast!

xxx: I downloaded the app Yandex.transport here and I sit and watch the buses ride)
YYY: is it interesting?
xxx: thy
xxx: thirty
XXX: There are so many.
YYY: Is it for you now instead of cinema?
Instead of the carpet

Hello "I hope you ate" - this is not the Thai language, it is the dialect of our grandmother(((

In the summer I rested at one of the resorts of Crimea, now I know where girls and women go to rest, who have not had time to lose weight by summer!

Interesting fact: 10 kg of chocolate - a deadly dose for a person.If it happens in life, you will have to choose how to die. I want to die like that. What a sweet death.

Discussions about the collapse of TransAero, 23 p.

brock: I propose to issue a hat to the expert SENATOR, who made the correct diagnosis of the company for the guilt in the business class, in my opinion, for 2 pages.
Nakh-nah: It is still possible once a month or two to drive a Senator in the business of different companies with a report on the forum, so that pilots / technicians know when it is time to roll)
HeliCap: Take me to this job, Senator and so all chocolate