The first note of the son: "Not a cigarette. I’ve gotten a kidney"))

My brother next year is 30, and he still writes so :)

Comment on a 10-hour YouTube video: "Mom said I can watch another video before going to bed".

Tag: worth trying
WOW: We need to write "by-probe" so that it looks even more fucking.

I don’t understand why many husbands don’t like when their wives talk to their friends. The choice of friends should be correct. My go, will listen to a few hours of pulling their clowns on the topic "My like a goat" with details. He comes home, hugs me, sticks my nose in my shoulder and says, "Dear, I'm so lucky with you - I adore you!" And the effect is enough for a couple of weeks)))))

3 hours of night. I am on the internet, call.
Are you sleeping?
No, and what then?
I just didn’t want to wake you up when I got in, so I called.
Do you repeat what you said?? to

By chance I learned from the tape that today is the day of the state flag. Suddenly I remembered this.
A few years ago, I participated in the ceremony of raising the big state flag. Very large, it was carried by a man 15. According to the script, it was supposed to be carried out, placed under the corner and hidden under it, while simultaneously making frictions with the holding hand - like the flag itself rolls.
This was done in the rehearsal. The organizer looked thoughtfully and said:
On the outside, 15 people hid under the flag and trembled vigorously.
Michael-Never

We were from Prague, in the evening we went to the cult at U Fleku. There are three huge halls, tables in a row for 20-30 people. Almost all were occupied by the Germans. Between the tables walks a guy with a bagel and plays music on order. Whoever wants can give money. The Germans understandably chant their songs like Ales Juden Shisen Shisen a-ha-ha... The Bajanist approaches us, asking: Can you win on Victory Day? One: I do not understand. Here from the neighboring room comes his substitute - an old man. I am the same with him. He turned and looked at the Germans: Let’s do it! I think the Germans didn’t have a lot of trouble.)

xxx: I wonder, those people who portray bodies in movies write about it in their resume?

Mom asked to buy her a gardening magazine, it was inserted sticker for room flowers with inscriptions. And here am I among every "Field of me", "Do not lay on the leaves", "I need a lot of water" suddenly I see - "Talk to me", "Protect me from the sun", "I need care"...

I want to take them and stick them to myself. I need that too.

Comments on the slogan of the Olympic Games in Sochi:
XXX is hot. The Winter. yours
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

The car was driving in front, and in the back, on a dirty glass, it was written -"ALKASHI CONTRA DROGS".

Do you believe in Santa Claus?
WOW : No. I asked him to accept me to Hogwarts, but at the age of eleven I was accepted only in fifth grade.

xxx: today noticed: my self-learning spell checker stopped emphasizing the word "take off"...

Talk to a girl (D):
D: I have stronger, dominant genes because if we have children, they will have brown eyes and dark hair. 
I: Not a fact. 
D: I will argue.

I never tried to divorce. OOO

From the news:
"... the company released socks with search function."
The future has arrived

I wanted to make a good impression on you at first.
To make an impression is not your task, but my cognitive mechanism.
I didn’t know at the time what you were from philosophy... you should have a book to wear.

Today I understood the phrase "fighting with cockroaches"...
In the morning there are some "Pidora"!

Mother: What is your favorite teacher?
Child is computer. The man who half-class complains that Skyrim takes up a lot of space and has 60 monks in the Third Diablo.

The first couple. Each student sows and calls his name, the age of the city from which he came.
The girl and the boy named the single and the same village, and answered in succession.
Re: So you will get married.
A man, in the sense?
6 years you will pull her bags, parents will meet, and then without you everything will be resolved.
Girl - We studied in the class.
Prep - a nightmare, it will not even be an erection!

Tomorrow I go to a friend for his daughter’s first birthday.
WOW: How much is done?
The first one! ?! to