Mom once sent to the pharmacy to buy some medicine with a clever name, which I NATURALLY did not remember quite.I grü her, mol, me here is this medicine.She hits means name in the computer and issues after a while:"you know, on your request nothing was found.Maybe...".more I listened not,slug under the shelf and was named "Cursed programmer".(The drug was bought in another pharmacy with a aunt named Ivanova)

This is K
What should you be if:
- You sit at home - a crap, you walk around clubs - a dumb crapper.
You sit on the bench, you ride the bus, you are poor, you are sitting in a restaurant and you are riding a car, you are a major.

"How I hate all these generalizations. You are not cool.
Cars and apartments - fu loch. And if there is, then the parents bought, and if there is
On credit, on credit. For cash – a major. If you fuck everyone to the left, right.
It is fucking! If not, you are impotent. There’s a girl – a crawler! There is no –
The loser. Studying is botanical. If you don’t learn, break up. It means for
The money! You are not working, Alphonse. You go to work and hear: I too
Job, could I not find something better? You are at home, shit. forever
You do not think, you do not think about the future. He married early, a fool. I married late.
The idiot. I’m not married, I’m a fool... Listen, go on the fuck...!!! andquot;

Remembered

The Birds of Sock: Fuck! I am unreally angry!
The Angry Birds?

San4ez: You think in vain that he is not a thoughtful type, he has contacts in asky by groups scattered... by blood groups...

News on a Kazakh website

"American astronauts are preparing to land on an asteroid"

No, Bruce Willis has not been forgotten.

From the news:
09.07 Moscow Zoo will be removed from the city center
07.53 Medvedev planned a large resettlement of officials

I always laughed at stories when the girl dreamed of a bad dream, and she was offended by her boyfriend for his actions in her dream. I never believed, I thought all of this jokes and jokes, especially when they talked about breaks of couples because of this.
Today my girlfriend dreamed that I slept with her teacher right at the lecture... as it turned out, the people are not joking... :(

[08.09.2011 12:05:06] Alina: paid a min for coffee double victory
[08.09.2011 12:05:14] Smoke:?
[08.09.2011 12:05:25] Alina: Sash is not to you
[08.09.2011 12:05:55] Smoke:...

The thickest and most disgusting trolls are those guys who post complaints about underdog, on behalf of underdog girls.

I come from the client, I stand at the stop. Next to her mother and seven-year-old child. The boy runs like a stunned man, and his mother screams at him all the time: “You’ll fall again!” I will not regret you!"
A few more creaks and the guy falls naturally, and into the most dirt...
I warned you!
Yes, I did not fall! I just wanted to grind the land!
The curtain... the whole stop was bed)))

I sit on the balcony, I smoke a cigar, I drink a whiskey, heavy rock runs in my headphones, it’s cold on the street and it’s raining, so I wrapped up in a pledge, thinking about the girl I recently broke up with.
Is it a brutal vanilla?

Let’s give you a baking cake!? to
...??? to
He loves bread.
I will give you a dredge. She likes all sorts of pictures on the walls.

XXX: The cat has lost a lot of weight today... right into my shoes...

[11-09-19 10:29:04 PM] Mama: how did you have your first day of work
[11-09-19 10:29:14 PM] Julietta: normal
[11-09-19 10:29:50 PM] Mama: already well, and for the apartment paid
[11-09-19 10:29:58 PM] Julietta: Yes paid on Saturday
[11-09-19 10:30:10 PM] Mom: you are more beautiful
[11-09-19 10:30:14 PM] Julietta:???? to
[11-09-19 10:30:36 PM] Julietta: who is sitting there??? to

I am angry with stupid idiots with an orange bark on the rose, who think they are beautiful.
I am angered by girls aged 15-16 with joyful outcry about how they lost their virginity.
How I get angry with teenagers who are suitable for me and ask to give them a cigarette.
I get angry with people who think they are the smartest.
How angry I am about people telling everyone how thick they are, though, fucking, thin, like fireworks.
How I get angry with people who talk behind my back all the shit about me, and then when they meet, they laugh sweetly.
Fuck how people are angry.

In Kiev closed the firm ПростоPrint for the fact that they printed T-shirts with the inscription “Thank you to Donbass residents.”
You should support - plus here... and inscriptions, shirts, etc. IRL is.
Remember, we are not vandals. On beautiful / wellined / freshly painted write only if it is yours! And without fanaticism - now for such an inscription will be 15 days as a drink to give to give, in Andreevsky Donetsk hopship has already shot a man for such a T-shirt.

Dooki: On, teenagers [throwing pictures naked Scarlett Johansson]
ZoozooZ: The Blind
ZoozooZ: It’s very unfortunate that she put them out...
ZoozooZ: probably she was drunk
ZoozooZ: she is not only a good actress, but also a stupid woman
ZoozooZ: I’m about that I respect her not just as a sympathetic face with a great body
ZoozooZ: but also as a personality
ZoozooZ: very uncomfortable to print with one hand.

Epic file, epic file... Never happened to me, only confuse recently - at 9 a.m. (beginning of the working day) sleepy, interrupting voice, in panic I call the boss: "Hello, name lady, I slept! I'm flying, in 30 minutes I'll be!" A calm voice in the telephone: "Sleep on, today is Sunday". I am happy to fall asleep in a child’s peaceful sleep. Wake up my mom! I slept! The Monday! What a sad thing, it was a dream.

Pishka

The show is about two mudils, such as surviving together... there are such, we need to find what can help us survive in the forest... far from civilization.

and finds, shit, backpack and gun

Did they not find a supermarket and a plane?

Gathered with friends in the garage, beer, male conversations.

One of the comrades of the type boasts - he says he stopped me for excess, a fine of 1500 announced, so I negotiated for 500. How much have we exceeded? at 31 km/h He was fined 300 rubles.