He mentioned the t. "Friendship and Family" That is, the husband is present at the wife's birth. Explain, what is the sacred meaning of this presence? After all, the birth takes a brigade of professional doctors, specially trained for this. Each of them is in its place. And the husband, on the contrary, in most cases does not understand anything about these issues. He can’t help, and he doesn’t need it.

The attitude of doctors to the childbirth (profdeformation) is often at least pofigistic (and I am not yet living in Russia). Despite the fact that she is very painful, they usually have two criteria "no or you do not die" and "urgent and operational, she dies". Mommy herself cannot help and call for help in the midst of clashes with the dropless, forces usually require little, can not respond to the hassle. Therefore, it is very important that there is someone close but not hysterical. Naturally, if the husband is not such he is not suitable. I give birth to a girlfriend, a girlfriend gives birth to a husband. All are happy.

And this is angry: you have 2 times less free time, and the other - 2 times more.

Well, and in addition you spent on 2N small things "you would still buy it for yourself", and he is at 0. That reduces your income by N, and it increases by N. Therefore, at the end of the month, you are in Meli, and he is put off to the apartment.

Living separately, everyone does all the little things for themselves. Live together - the little becomes 1.5N. It would seem advantageous, 1.5<2, but when one of the two suddenly stops touching them, because "you would still do it for yourself", then you get 1+1-->0+1,5. And this is angry: you have 2 times less free time, and the other - 2 times more.

"I thought of myself, I was offended" And if seriously, why are you upset with household little things? Living alone, you just do it all and pay for it, it’s so little that it doesn’t count.

If you are small, you don’t pay yourself. Going to the apartment... Clearly.

Knowledgeful skilled people, let me tell you - by what formula are random quotes issued here?
Because out of 20 random ones, 5 times one quotation is repeated.

Do you remember what the first "Forsage" was about?
They stole trucks!

Aaaah aaaah! Where the stories go! They cheated and and and. Injured and E! It did not meet expectations...

I go to the beach in the morning. Beauty: the teeth fly, the sun heats the face, the wind blows. And suddenly I see a knight coming in. The most real. In a tournament helmet, with feathers and other helmets. Thoughts: "Oh the Knight. The Knight? On a bicycle? The clip is filmed. Where is the camera? The reconstructor. Why in a helmet? The helmets have learned to do nothing. Respect to you". In general, I eat, look at him in all the eyes, almost aligned, already wanted to praise the helmet. Here the sun stops blinding my eyes and I realize that this is a fisherman. Clothes from behind the back, against the sun - a pure knight.

xxx: at first called a girl with a pleasant voice and I cried over her and my husband is calling and I am sending him a few times but he doesn't take care.
They are useless, they are customary. Talk to him in a nice voice, invite him to a date.
Ask him, “I am a man,” and say, “I thought you were a pedestrian.”

The court amnestiated the figures in the Master-Bank case about the revenue of 13 billion rubles. The managers of the Master-Bank, deprived of the license in 2013, received conditional terms and were amnestiated in the case of cashing about 13 billion rubles. The bank was part of a cartel through which about 700 billion rubles passed.

And ordinary men for the stolen chicken for 2 years of colony. This shit, of course, the shores are completely lost already...

A colleague shared an observation, then all men with age become bored, and women are the opposite. Apparently, therefore, in the fairy tales of the old lady almost always fun, and grandparents climb to everyone with their "wise" advice. The type all fall into a state of reverse thinking until forty. When asked, “Why are we not informed about this?” she replied, “Because you will not be bored afterwards.” Tensed, thought all day, asked his wife... stunned... decided that I chose the wrong moment and should ask later...

to this:

You see, a motorcycle is purchased exactly then to drive in the interval and exceed speed, steeply maneuvering in traffic jams and violating the PDD. Because if the PDD is not violated, the motorcycle in the city turns into a sub-car, which also stands in traffic jams and runs at a maximum speed of 60, but can not carry more than two people and size baggage, which is dull in the rain and cold in the winter and which requires special equipment. Therefore, motorcyclists will fully defend their right to violate the GDPR by referring to anything from the Bible to the translation of shooters to drivers. They understand perfectly that the motorcycle is made for intersection and excess speed. But they will never say it out loud.

I am talking about pimples. Short and clear. Only one word. It was written here!

The power of influence of the series "The Rich Also Cry" (he went a whole year) on our citizens was enormous.
My grandfather, a harsh village mechanic, being at the time deadly ill, still waited for everything to end and literally died a week later.

Can I arrange my home and make my man happy and satisfied? Will he continue to show me every day how lucky he is with me? Could I also raise my sons with admirable respect for fragile and beautiful women, so funny and not capable of anything without their reliable male shoulder? Maybe in a couple of years in my house will appear cute hostess-neighbors, not wallpapers?

No, it cannot be. You can do whatever you want with your husband, you are adults. You can give him at least a thread on Sundays, so that he can educate you, as in Russia it is accepted, or love you. And your sons live among us. All your "admiration of men by funny women" is in fact reduced to humiliating jokes and to cultivating gender inequality (why pay a bigger salary to a lady, let her husband provide it, "more, a man needs a bigger salary, he needs a family to provide it, and on the other hand, that both are single). And the fragility of women immediately disappears somewhere when it comes to household affairs, of which today mostly remain "women". Want good to your sons - educate them in new realities, or look for them in advance "traditional" brides, so that they do not climb to ordinary girls with their "traditional" drives.

Returned from the journey.
Pessimist and Optimist
The pessimist was half dead.
The optimist is half-lived

Ege is

are heated?
Is this a new word?? to

Yes you, brother, brother

What else should a civil servant do?
and ==
- To smuggle canvas goods: nothing really needed anymore, all gathered;
Making aircraft from A3 sheets is tired.
- Painting on the tablets on the door to the FIO colleagues of the date of life is already boring.
- The photo of the chief with a mourning tape, candle and 2 nails in the hall already exhibited...

What else should a civil servant do?

Laika
and ==
Find out how long you can live without air. For the purity of the experiment, straighten the belt on your neck and straighten the strap at the height of two of your heights.

XXX is:
I still don’t know what a mining is.
Although an adult girl, the ability to google is not degraded
Somehow his principle of action and appearance passed by me.
YYY :
by self.
The mine is dropped into the trunk, it crushes the ass on the puncher, pierces the capsule, and in the best traditions of the internet flies off on a whirlwind to scorn opponents in comments.
YYY :
Diesel in calibers up to 213 mm

In many Russian (not only) online stores you can put a negative amount of goods in the basket, in some the system will even automatically issue an invoice.
Is it possible to pay a negative amount?
General_Failure: I’m more interested in how the store will send the buyer a negative quantity of goods
Darthslider: The courier will pick up something similar to your product :)

The courage of the city takes away, and the foolishness takes away micro-credit.