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[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №188
 18.12.2007
I went to Eldorado to watch the vacuum cleaner, passing by the telephysers I liked one. I approached closer and there appeared the inscription on the part of the screen "Preved medved" well I and raised my hands saying the translation. 2 sellers approached me and led me to the exit and gave me a disc, said that I was the first to react, promised that my photo would be on the site.

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №187
 18.12.2007
nick
From the bushes, previously neighbors came home with their pretensions about how I listened to music loudly, ticked into the walls, batteries...
nick
I sit here today, calling the deer. Well, I think like always come to read morals about sick grandmothers and so on...
nick
I approach, I open the door, and there are neighbors standing with a dumb smile on their faces and say, "Here we have been down the whole entrance and bought... (extends my headphones). I almost fell out of 0.
nick
Now, when the suck is uncomfortable to listen to the mouse loudly, the conscience torments. Pl to!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №186
 18.12.2007
A foolish Kaspersky, he needs to restart, he has updated, and Kaspersky knows that I have an aptim on the wire for 69 days?! Where is the car, the car.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №185
 18.12.2007
Plummet: from Battlestar Galactica "Razor" (Russified)

"But remember this is a rescue operation. You land, take our ones, put a nuclear charge – and immediately back.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №184
 18.12.2007
With one tracker.

XHH: Please upload some images of the wonders of the world, or some ancient buildings that relate to ancient civilizations. Well, for example, a picture of the Colosseum or something like that. A huge thanks in advance.

C:WINDOWSWebWallpaperStonehenge

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №183
 18.12.2007
Creature of Chaos
Fuck who am I?
I sit in Turkish, eat from the piala with sticks, potatoes in Irish with Indian curry, listen to European music and watch American movies.

Chameleon
You are Russian...

Creature of Chaos
and 😉

Chameleon
Despite the fact that you live in Ukraine

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №182
 18.12.2007
gtscheti (moderator): If the rights were removed for each violation, the blockage problem would be solved within a year
Xazer: If one finger had been cut off for every wrong ban, some moderns would have long since been carved into the nose by a genital organ.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №181
 18.12.2007
Dressed up (23:08:16 15/12/2007)
Here the new servaq launched, renamed the odmin record to "God", losing the people past the serva walks the preza on the inscription "The computer is blocked.Only God or the administrator can remove the blocking".

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №180
 17.12.2007
Zurixx: And I remember we went on a tour to the factory. Prep explained where and how. And here, standing in front of a huge stove and throwing her finger on the hollowed pipe above it, turning to the group, she did not notice how by the course of her finger herself sailed out from the corner of a man of immense size, and so grooomko that everyone could hear:"And this is the local drainage!!!" I thought I had to escape :)

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №179
 17.12.2007
Can we help people become famous?

Today, around 16 a.m., the driver of the HONDA jeep with the number mark L 274 NV 97 left his car on the tram routes near the building under construction, near the city of Tulskaya, and left somewhere.
In this regard, he is given warm greetings by passengers of the tram and wagon-pressed, the passage of which was intentionally blocked by the jeep HONDA number mark L 274 NV 97 for several hours.
The tram routes:
Three
16 is
35 is
47 is
39 is
38 is
A is

Passengers and drivers spent unforgettable hours, and among them was full of elderly people, for whom the tram was the only way to get home.
The driver of a Honda jeep is the L 274 NV 97.


From the author of the post:
Pass this post on, you need to bring it to the top of Yandex.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №178
 17.12.2007
Dima: tequila, lime, salt, naked girls, beach, sand - here are the beauty!
Alex: Alcoholism, sick liver, salt deposits in the bones, trippers, sand in shorts rubbing eggs - a cruel reality!

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №177
 17.12.2007
He dropped the tea on the floor. Ahouenno, as if Paul had washed and washed his socks.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №176
 17.12.2007
1: What are you doing?
2: GNU Linux
1: How about success? Drawing up?

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №175
 17.12.2007
Who is your student then?
This is a female student.)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №174
 17.12.2007
It all begins with the fact that I will slowly dress you, kissing every place I walk around.
Elijah says, “I will make you naked.
[16:00:41] Elijah says the pipet.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №173
 17.12.2007
I passed the ICQ test today :)
2: How about success?
91 is a lot.
2: for the ICQ test is a lot.
2: Although... with your breasts you don’t need it anymore

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №172
 17.12.2007
<kNine> eating on the bus
<kNine> no, well, I understand that a crowd of mints, 3,14sitting with some hoppers right at the stop, is okay.
<kNine> but when a four-year-old child sitting next to it, looking at it, says with a feeling: "burning!".

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №171
 17.12.2007
XXX: What are you doing?
Angel: The Sport
XXX: What is it?
Tagged: boxing
XXX is praised.
XXX is professional.
The Angel: Yes
Angels: 11 years
XXX is cool, oh
Might it be vodka? and?

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №170
 17.12.2007
Again I hear about the "long hair - better" - I will stop shaving my legs!!! to

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №169
 17.12.2007
She: What are you doing?? to
I play with Sonja in bed.
She said, “Bla, you’re all a whale?What kind of sunshine is it???? to
She is such a girl!
Name of Playstation

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