Hi to you!
Hi Doctor!
Well, let’s get started. Do you smoke?
Not entirely...
Not at all? How is it?
I’m a passive smoker, others smoke and I breathe.
Oh I understand. So... do you have sex?
Not entirely...

The truth of life.
The guy from the locker at the distribution costs 38 gigabytes of gay porn and the clip of Dima Bilan "Never let you go".

Shed: neighbors in the toilet put "Cosmopolitan", sheet, and there a test - "Tell out, you are right or left"... >.<

Call to home. I take a phone. Someone is someone:
and allo. and press. Is it smoke?
I : Yes.
and Eeee! I guessed!
He hangs the phone.

Maybe someone is playing an extrasensitive battle on the phone :)

and Gray:
Are we living in socialism or capitalism?

by KamaZ:
I don’t know how you are, but I’m in a puppy!

xxx:Maximum, I can’t do the isometric :'( :'( :'(
YYY : Why? What is?
XXX: The lines do not coincide
YYY: What are they?
XXX is parallel.

HHH
A former classmate, married at 19 years, a child of 2 years, ppt.
HHH
Her truth was still in school, but everyone was not lazy.
WOWU
Were you lazy at school?
HHH
I had a computer at school.

Why are you shaved again?
I give up the session, I will fight.
What if you don’t give up?
I will not give up, they will break up.

by Frozen

C Merovsky forum, advice for beginners mechanics!

15 is In the garage are even the most resilient and intelligent people. Without these spells, you simply won’t unlock anything, checked.
16 is Therefore, do not take women and children into the garage, even if you need an assistant for a tricky operation, such as pumping brakes. There is no point in expanding their vocabulary so much. And writing behind the open door is somehow easier in a same-sex company.
18 is The maximum number of repairs is 2. Many operations cannot be performed alone, and three people will only interfere with each other. The main thing is to start drinking after the final collection, not before. The exception is winter repairs in an unheated garage.

<Zamanulška> juriy_ you like me. can you look at the photo. so just for acquaintance?
<juriy_> I am not prepared to force events so hard
<juriy_> O-<-< - this is I lie
<juriy_> O-<-E – I’m lying too, but interested!

I hate the site.
I hate him for not keeping his word. For the fact that he does nothing, that he has something, for the fact that he constantly complains and is in contact 24 hours a day, for the fact that he swears my money like I am a bank, for the fact that he just doesn't appreciate what I did for him.

The first comment-
Anonymously :
The Mom?

Winter, it was long, the subway was already closed, I had to catch the car. Next to me is a girl, such a beautiful, loose hair, a short jacket, spikes, and I am in a hood in a hat, wrapped in a shirt, I understand that until she is alone I have a chance to catch something little. It passes by the lexus, then on the rear transmission to return, the window opens and the phrase to the girl: "Stupid, hat alone!"

I walk through the market by the shops and I see the grandmother-seller from a distance. What interested me? It would seem like an ordinary grandmother in a shirt and a cloth on her head, but a badge is attached to her chest. The shop is far from official, so it became interesting. When I approached, I saw the inscription on the badge: "Bayge". I can only guess who is involved...

I read a textbook on surgical surgery (Azzsky Zdrotska thing).... Suddenly I see - right on the page is accumulated: "You don’t understand the shit!" o_0
Hujasse, I think, a messenger from the depths of the centuries... I remembered that the exam in a couple of weeks, it became scattered.
I’m going to find another one: "Knian, learn, cloth! Get in! Focus on it!" o_0!! to
Next: "Learn to Fuck!"
Apogee (at the end of the topic): "Have you learned? Ohhhhhhhhhh!and "

(07:31:27 PM) xxx: how to configure the printer
(07:35:57 PM) yyy: found someone to ask)
(07:36:21 PM) xxx offline
(07:39:43 PM) xxx online
(07:40:01 PM) xxx: how to configure a printer in Linux

Yesterday, Galileo showed that if you put a conventional incandescent bulb in the microwave and turn it on to the maximum power, the bulb will light up and beautifully flow with different colors! In the good way - young trailers... admin, bubbins, cats

Once a woman asked me if it was possible to type text in the word if the paint in the printer was out.

xxxx is it?
YYY: Oh what we had recently!!! to
The cat was squeezed!!!! The smell of a gas bubble cuts the eyes. Poor Kichyushchev ran home and seized the entire apartment instantly. Mark ran and drove him out on the street and we rushed on a motorcycle to the clinic because the car would crash. The cat in the towel, between me and Mark at a speed of 150 km/h, rattles and smells. The temperature on the street was about 15 degrees, I was stunned like never before.
This is an adventure :)

Basist on our recently told about his school:
Lessons of English. The teacher decided to give the children a creative task: to show or tell about some significant date in the history of the United States. and left. He returns in about 20 minutes and sees this picture: all the chairs that were in the class were transformed into two tall such designs. Instead of answering the logical question: “What is this?” the students with the cries “Allahu Akbar!” and “Purple” eash in these structures.

Whoever did not understand, it was they who inscenized September 11th. ))

See also in Friendly:
Winter is a tough test for cars.
Our sitroën does not start the second day.
The neighbor's jiggull, the fucker, the bullying tarakhit.and c)