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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №40541
 20.12.2010
With the onset of the dark time of day, adult uncles and aunts turn into zombies and ride from the mountains on sandwiches, slopes or just on pop...respect them.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №40540
 20.12.2010
XXX is
My taxi driver fell asleep.

YYYY
Do you write from heaven or hell?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40539
 20.12.2010
I also try to lose weight - even the trainer bought :)))
I want to hang my towel :)))))))))
No, he’s hanging his pants for weight loss :)

[ + 83 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40538
 20.12.2010
My wife told my family story. My father is going to go and dress up. A cat came into the hallway and collapsed, trying to take as much space on the floor as possible. The father raises his foot and asks loudly, “What will happen if I attack you now?” Kosharar raises his eyes to him and answers: "Umrru".

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №40537
 20.12.2010
XXX is fucking
XXX: I had a claw in my claw.
HH: I almost got upset.

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40536
 20.12.2010
What do you think about sex in three?
and negative. The gut is thin.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №40535
 20.12.2010
I don't know why the font is bigger and how to make a small size.Can you and the bigger breasts rejoice?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №40534
 20.12.2010
Dear Alexander D., the owner of a Mercedes, we draw your attention to the fact that your wife is often conducting spiritual conversations, conversations with a curly Moldovan of small height Vasily, a rather strange interlocutor chosen by a married woman!

Signed by: Neighbors

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40533
 20.12.2010
In fact, it was enough to give Adam breasts and allow it to multiply by division.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №40532
 20.12.2010
Is it always when you go on an important date, when you have a bath and dressed with a needle, then before you go out you definitely want to joke?

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40531
 20.12.2010
Nastya> Hello!
Nashville> Hi
Nastya> Are you also called Nastya?
NastiaBlonda> how did you know and you???))
Nastya> And I am your tease.
NastiaBlonda> and they call you as

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40530
 20.12.2010
XX: I am not a conflicting person until my dignity is compromised.
Yyy: If you swallow dignity in all directions, it will be hit anyway.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №40529
 20.12.2010
Silent Viewer: Blind at the Pushkin Institute was defended about 1000 doctoral theses. I have the impression that if they tell Pushkin what he thought when he wrote a work, he would be shocked.

[ + 83 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40528
 20.12.2010
I love him - I don't know!he's all such a brutal guy, under 2 m in height, and muscles, strong as a bull, not afraid of anything, while calm as a dude, confident in himself and can keep any situation under control. He has a slight disadvantage - he is from the country of Pindossia, and he knew little about us Russians so far-not acquainted with me.and here I carried him to his hometown,from Moscow to my city he wanted on the train.exotic no!we eat, we eat and here he wanted to go to the toilet.goes,he is not long,I begin to worry.and here he comes back in a coupe white as snow,with eyes on the mouth,to tremble,to his brutality doesn't even smell and he grit so quietly:I went to the toilet.I went to the toilet.and here I wash, there..and there... I did not know how to be proud of us Russians that we are all so harsh and shy on the rails or ashamed, that shy still shy on the rails.my mother helped me.after she laughed, in full seriousness said: nothing, more respect will be given.because his wife from childhood is not afraid to shy on the rails!

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40527
 20.12.2010
Issue 22:43) :
You can do it if you are fully confident in a person.

Issue 22:43) :
From and to

Toya Toya (22:44) :
Will I come with a certificate? 8) is

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40526
 20.12.2010
The Epic File:
Convincing me to agree to a romantic evening, instead of "I need not only sex from you" He said "I need not only sex from you"

[ + 210 - ] Comment quote №40525
 20.12.2010
Do you remember that I bought a boy from the local hopes for a half a penny? Sorry you fool!
2: Why is it stupid?
They go to me for the second week as a job. They bring them, offer them to buy. They say, “Do not be ashamed. I don’t like this one, let’s bring another :)

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40524
 20.12.2010
The more terrible a woman, the more fearless she is!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №40523
 20.12.2010
Two boys ride with a ball on an empty football field. One who is older, 12 years old, gives football lessons to the younger - about 7.
The senior puts the ball 5 meters from the gate.
Have you seen the high-tech of our players? They can do s.
This is a very short distance to break the ball above the fence.
Try it as well.
But the seven-year-old boy does nothing: no matter how he hits - the ball is always flying into the gate.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40522
 20.12.2010
Vladimir Vladimirovich, how much is two times two?
I will be brief. You know, I was at the Russian Academy a few days ago.
Scientist, had a conversation with many scientists, including young, by the way, very literate guys. So we discussed, in particular, this problem, talked about the current economic situation in the country; they also talked about their plans for the future. Of course, in the first place they were concerned about the problem of demand; the question of mortgage loans was equally acute, but I can assure you, all these problems are solved and we will make every effort to solve them in the near future. This also applies to the topic concerned in your question.

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