From the blogs:
The mobile operator sent SMS: Dear customer, you have a back...
Fuck, how did they know? Is my ass so big that even mobile operators can see it?

XXX is a blanket
YYY: Again again?
XXX: Yes, we are stable with him.
YYY: =_= Do you not betray him with a pledge or pillow?
XXX: I don't like the pledge, but I just use the pillow
YYY: Senseless shit)) how can you just use it? It gives you the best years of your life.

Tomorrow, December 22, is Energy Day.
- Fuck, they would make another day of Pepsi-Cola.

to this:

The Czechs report the appearance of an unknown new "foaming" American cargo in the port.

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Where are the ports in the Czech Republic? It seems like there is no way out to the sea.

The girls! The year of the goat is coming! All of love!! and ;)

[1:42:04] Sergey: showed the cat your transfer. I’m not sure if I’ll survive until morning.

I feel that with this rate of falling soon the old joke will be relevant again:

What was first, the chicken or the egg?
It was everything before.

xxx: the shouler-cartoonist has an ace in his sleeve, and the shouler-chess player has a horse in his coat :)

I remembered here:
1990 or 1991. of Moscow. I am undergoing a surgery in urology. As is prescribed in the evening before this mystery - a cliché. The cysts are made in the room on the female half, to the male toilet a hundred meters, because the building is significant. In the bathroom, of course, two cabins without doors. Climax is made for three.
I was second. It turned out that carrying a few liters of water in itself is not so easy, it is necessary to go quickly, but not to squeeze the buttocks, and the finger to shut up did not allow education. But I escaped.
I will never forget the third person.

Sorry, almost forgotten by me,
I did not come up to meet you.
I had no bread, no sight.
I was not in the bathroom, forgive me.

Russian liberalism is not an attack on the existing order of things, but an attack on the very essence of our things, on the things themselves, and not only on the order, not on the Russian order, but on Russia itself. My liberal has come to the point of denying Russia itself, that is to say, hating and beating his mother. Every unfortunate and unsuccessful Russian fact arouses in him laughter and almost enthusiasm. He hates popular customs, Russian history, everything. This hatred of Russia, not so long ago, our other liberals took it almost as true love of the homeland and boasted that they see better than others what it should consist of; but now it has become more open and even the words "love of the homeland" have begun to be ashamed, even the concept has been expelled and eliminated as harmful and insignificant.

F.M Dostoevsky, the novel "The Idiot"

Songs of cats.

Wife: Good cat and in December.
I: Okay, suddenly someone stood on his foot.
Wife: Ughu, you can’t sleep at night. They stand, they stumble.

I want to listen to my wife, I don’t want to lie in traumatology.

From the cinema:

The main plus is the artist of the film. Not his job, but himself. His name is Ondrey Nekvasil. Wonderful name and surname. They are very close to me.

In Russia 1 just showed a dance from the "Swan Lake". Should I worry?

What is Euro Repair?
This is when the money is taken from you, and the repairs are done at home.

Repaired the star on the tree for half an hour. Some tiny contacts in these fucking Chinese bulbs in the star. It burns, it does not burn. It burns...
She is a bitch, she is a bitch!! The program has it, fuck it!! to

I watch a movie about Christmas. There is a family on the car in which they go to visit grandmother and grandfather, small cute deer horns attached.
This would be our some so, only all year round, so that you can immediately see - here is a deer.

Screenshot of work desk with rainbow
Comment: a gif on which a guy from the back rows screams "Gay"
Comment to the comment: "Gay people have no blue flag, ignorant"
One comment on “Wow, you are a geologist.

Recently I felt on my skin what a "time programmer" is. Since the ruble has fallen, I am a heavy economist.

Well, of course, prices will rise, and there are many reasons, and the bucks with the euro have grown, and the fact that the economy in our country has long been not natural, and human greed has no limits...
As my mother said, "I several times in my life filled the servette with cereals, pasta, then put everything on the wash, maybe the age is not the same to be so confused again."