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I am wondering..when people resume send on behalf of "sy4ka^-^'' c email sexy-girl2009@.... - they really expect to get a job?))))

My girlfriend’s birthday. He tells:
For me today, employees of the floor in the office on the way from the entrance to the office laid coffee bean hearts.
I asked to leave it for the whole day - loves
The client came into the room.
I watched
He asked, “Are you a mouse?”

XXX is...
How many years, how many winters! How is life?
XXX is OK. Are you alone now?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY And you? Have you found someone?
XXX is yes. My ex and I meet again.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY And what, it can be, right?
XXX is meant?
Yyy: Well, get off, put a new system, and then, if you don’t like it, remove it and go back to the previous version??? Fuck, I’m an idiot, every time I wear it out and bet a new one. You can do backstage!!! to
XXX What?

From the automotive forum "animals on the road":
XX: By the way, man is also an animal. So: animals on the road - your actions?
yyy: If the animal has a striped rod and blows in a whistle, then it is necessary to stop.

HH: I want you!
WOW: And how exactly? With balls and flowers??
I don’t care, I don’t care what you have in your hands at this moment.
WOU: mmm...What about the Vantus and the hedge gloves?
Anya, you are blh! I don’t want it anymore!

Film of Mikhalkov "Citadel" nominated for "Oscar" from Russia
The competition for the film Mikhalkov was made by the painting of "Elena" Andrei Zvyagincev and "Faust" Alexander Sokurov, who received in Venice the "Golden Lion". However, members of the Oscars committee (Where Nikita Mikhalkov enters himself) considered that the public's skeptically accepted "Citadel" was more worthy of nomination for the American award.

NASA’s Kepler satellite has discovered at a distance of 200 light-years from Earth a planet that orbits two suns at once, one of which is a yellow and the other is a red dwarf. According to Kevin Lee of PC World, the planet is very similar to Tatuin, the fantastic Star Wars planet on which Luke Skywalker grew up.

Howard is you?! to

XXX: And thou shalt not speak to her, thou shalt swear to her!
XXX is Scotch.
XXX is bilateral.
The Teeth to the Wall!

Answers from Google

How to use the GOTO operator in C++?
"Say please, or a friend gave a book - a self-taught C++, and a page with goto - ripped out"

> we have a medical examination here in the office
Under the therapist table quickly emerged a 1024 gigabit table

Fuck, with the purchase of a Nokia, I became one of those dogs who are worn all over the cabinets and ask, “Do you have a fine charge from Nokia?”

Why are you not in a couple?
YYY: And I asked, I said I need to work.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
Yyy: No, I went to universe at work
xxx: Bravo to you

Leha: Throw, I washed the flash with the jeans in the machine, and on it almost all of my stories! I thought it all, I will have to write again. And the flecha dried up and earned, everything is read. As the saying goes, manuscripts do not burn.

These good manuscripts do not burn, and yours do not drown)))

I sit and listen to music. The song just switched, and Dad came in. From the columns to the entire room is: "No... Do not eat!and "
Dad looks at the columns thoughtfully, says “OK, I’ll come later,” turns and leaves.

XXX am I stupid?
I went from 3 to 5 right away!

Jason's daughter: Today at work they gave a chic bouquet of flowers, and in a representative tone asked to become a mistress...
Jason's Daughter: Oh time, to bluff!

Seminar on Physics. Prepod interrogates a group of students on the theoretical part, concluding that those, in addition to knowing nothing, are still unable to think logically. After a little thought, the prede says: "Open your notebooks on the first page. All opened up? Homo sapiens sapiens (the intelligent and intelligent man)And now scratch one of the sapiens with a pencil, scratch it when you ascend to that peak of evolution.
Minutes after 10 of this lesson, the teacher adds: “You,, and the second sapiens will be outlined.”

I’m working on a new Nokia device. In the list of SMS templates carefully created by the manufacturer for busy people who have no time to write: "I'm in a meeting, I'll call you at...", "I'm busy, lets meet in..." and so on. and etc. And at the end of the list "I love you too" Ssuki :-)

Today I stood at a stop and watched a remarkable picture: the DPS car approaches, a sergeant comes out of it and immediately brakes the first stranger, bingo, gets on the leg and immediately goes to the tent for cigarettes, after which he sits in his car and leaves, the stop was lying!

The man whose beautiful eyes struck a girl! You at least helped her get up, or just licked, like those three men. What happened to me last winter when I broke my leg? If it wasn’t for the old lady who wandered by the wind, I’t have reached the bench.
At work, a 20-year-old employee became fascinated by classical detectives, read Rex Staut, and cried after the phrase that Niro Woolf stood up when a woman entered his office. The fact that the headcoat should be removed was also news for him. Why do you think so hard, stupid grandmother?
Men are one name.