The Kremlin is discussing Russian sanctions against the United States in response:
And let’s close Barack Obama’s account at Sberbank!
– My offer is more terrifying: let’s open him an account at Sberbank!

Like Apple, Adidas has decided to produce new shoes with incompatible ropes every year.

The same problem was, 28 years old, 1.99m, 65kg, karate + boxing. Can you give a pencil from a twist in the face, and the point, if there is a shake and you sit for it?

You would have it, would have eaten something, or it would have been a whole worm. The cartoon is fucking))

My wife teaches programming.

J: I already feel a sweater with an elephant on my chest!
M: Don’t worry, the deer only appears in your code.

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Where is the peace going?I work in the department of pastel linen..comes a girl who is called "I am not my baby" I say a cushion need size 50-70( well triangular one).. triangular cushion triangular four-sided cushion O-o

Question to the outrageous journalist: say, is it the teachers' fault that this four-sided dumb pussy, working in the pastel linen department (I am silent about signs of interruption), could not forgive the girl the reservation?

I needed a bowl, I went to... let’s say the world of bowl, I read the manuals in advance, of course) I stand at the stand with bowl, I can’t choose from 2 options, a girl consultant passes by, I’m thinking: – girl, tell 40cm enough or better 46? And she smiled somewhat uncomfortable, turned red and left... strange something...

Yesterday I insulted the cat.
Over us lives a lady, who from time to time finds the desire to practice walking on his heels around the apartment.
Have you ever heard cats bite? "uk...uk...uk...uk... buaaaaaaaaaaa"
by Agha)
I sit with my girlfriend on the couch, next to the cat. And suddenly I hear it the same "uk...uk..."
xxx: both at once reflective "PERSIC SCUCO A NO TREASURE FROM THE COFFEE!"
xxxh: we turn around, and he sits quietly and looks at us offended, like "master, you’re ch?"
xxx: dear ladies, do not practice heels in the apartment - because of you cats are offended )))

Pornhub is funny for Russians by law. The whole. The whole.

Never before did the Russians want to make such fun of the government.

From the conversation:
“Please open a bag of coffee, or I have fat hands.
I am not bad either...

A fellow programmer thoughtfully estimates the thickness of the envelope with the salary and says:
I learned to develop in ten years, and to earn something is not very important.

This is:

How you borrowed with your "in the stock *and here is some text with spelling errors*". They write
Your mother is not funny. People cannot write well because they are not taught how to write well. They had bad teachers. It is not funny. It is sad.
So you have a reason to joke. A few months ago, I took part in the ‘Total Dictation’ and wrote it on 4, with one mistake. I decided that everything was bad, and colleagues said, “You are a monster.” Do you know who I work for? journalist in the federal publication.

not funny. and sad. It is sad that in their laziness and stupidity people blame teachers.

I can’t catch that delicate moment when those. The task "Make us beautiful, magical" turns into "poch#y like, MOVE!"

discussion of the process of removing hair from the body with the help of sugar paste (shugaring).
XXX: 8 tablespoons of table sugar, 1 tablespoon of table water, and a tablespoon of lemon juice. I mix and put on the smallest fire, I have a straight little comfort and cover with a cover, when the sugar dissolves often do not need to mix, just make sure that the color becomes slightly golden,

Wonderful candy on the stick.
The kids smashed everything.

XX: Well I’m not saying it’s not the first time.

Comment on the YouTube video with the advertisement of the fuel-saving device Fuel Shark:

Excellent Device, I recommend it to everyone! Since I am a greedy person, I bought 4 pieces at once and a grinder for 4 smokers, now I have a saving of 120% and with every 10 liters poured I get 2 liters of net profit, you can open my small fuel tank.
I also ask for advice from those who use this device: noticed that every 50 km the penis grows by 1 cm, how to stop it?

Waiting for the next book to start downloading, I felt a vague anxiety, an increasing discomfort. Chaos that destroys my ordered consciousness. The response to the book was outrageous, it sounded as follows: "O wonderful wonderful world, discovered by a brilliant author. The unparalleled talent of the author has revealed to our world this miracle, which will take a worthy place in the library. The plot, presented by a perfect writing skill, makes you not break before reading from cork to cork, leaving a blessed ecstasy. But most importantly, it is the anticipation with which you will once again take this book from the shelf, hold it in your hands, not uncovering, stretching pleasure, and only then dive into it with your head. The book was called "Theory of Probability. Mathematics and statistics"
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No funny things, really so. There is such an author Gmurman "Theory of Probability and Mathematical Statistics".. 10 years have passed, no more, I still remember this enthusiasm.

In Russia, there are three eternal questions - what to do, who is to blame and how many fingers?

Changed on the floors of the garbage pipes. We were put in such a way that I could only remove the lid with two hands + keys and a bag of garbage. I do not manage. I walk to the 7th floor, where the lounge can be opened with one hand.
Going home a neighbor from the 7th, she saw me, excited, began to scream, - all here to us go, throw the garbage late, do not let rest.
Well, okay, the next time I go on the 13th, let my bag fly on the pipe past the 7th with a thunderstorm, and let the neighbor remember physics.

Why is Russia accused of Stalin’s sins and not Georgia?
Because he was a Jew.

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You are fucking. "To have in mind" is always written together. Put in appearance separately. And squeezing on the face and having the result available - different such word forms.
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You would like to have a goat because of your own ignorance. Here it is, there will be sludge.

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The question:
How to buy a tablet for a child 1 year 2 months?
The best answer:
You are late, Mommy. I’ve been online for six months.