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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8936
 13.08.2008
And I still have a book about Professor Fortran somewhere :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8935
 13.08.2008
We are all peaceful, solid people. Not so long ago, the idea of carrying a large size dildo was actively discussed. And the police do not dig (because it is not a weapon in any way), and the rubber shovel is very effective, and the psychological effect on the enemy should produce an indelible (heart in the forehead is not a fist in the nose), and in long journeys more fun.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8934
 13.08.2008
Igor reports:
In our data warehouse all data have equal rights!!!! to
Vadim reports:
BUGOGA
Igor reports:
From each sector by opportunity, to each byte by need!
Vadim reports:
Give Communism in a separate cluster!!! to
Vadim reports:
Transactions of all streams, connect!!!! to
Vadim reports:
Urrrraaaa to!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8933
 13.08.2008
Sergun: Today I saw banners in Ukrainian, with inscriptions: "Do not buy Russian goods, do not support aggressors" and so on. :o

IVS: And there were calls not to include gas plates? )))

Seriously 😉

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8932
 13.08.2008
by BuBaR:
There’s one big problem with free BSD servers... it’s that you just forget what they are about. You just work. And you don’t think that iron can die there. Here, when calculating the 4x server interchangeable system, I saw that the bsd-server is not duplicated. I remembered how much it all hangs on it and I became an archive...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №8931
 13.08.2008
Today on Euronews - news block on the topic of South Ossetia, voice for picture - in Latvia, demonstrations of residents in support of Georgia and with the demand to remove Russian troops bla bla bla " and there is a slash of cadres - the crowds of Latvians are going, waving with Russian flags and transparants "NATO GO HOME!"
I am in this zoo.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8930
 13.08.2008
Today is a day of mourning for the dead in South Ossetia. 1600 people in four days.
Supporting those who are not equal

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8929
 13.08.2008
SilveYAR_nk: The relations between Georgia and Russia are like a girl and a gentleman.She cried out, scorned him and whipped the spots.He also turns around and just tries to hold her hands... he could fuck so that her nose with a hump would be in the brain.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8928
 13.08.2008
The Foreign Minister of Abkhazia urges the international community to prohibit Georgia from having its own armed forces. For the last 100 years Georgia has been an independent state for 21 years: from 1918 to 1921 and from 1990 to the present day. And during this time it has managed to unleash seven wars,” the minister explained.
by Lenta.ru

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8927
 13.08.2008
Whoever has more army is a peacemaker.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8926
 13.08.2008
July 29th: Hi Let us meet!
You are Yulia!! to
July 92: exactly 0_0. And you?
July 92: and I got your photo on the modem...
Drull: I don’t have a modem ((
July 29 : ((

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8925
 13.08.2008
Halo, how are you doing? I am Gabia.
Same as Jade, fuck it!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8924
 13.08.2008
The United States:
Russia is spreading disinformation about the war in South Ossetia. All reliable information we receive from our special agent in Tbilisi, comrade Sa... Ah! What a special agent!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8923
 13.08.2008
Ukrainian Foreign Ministry: "Russian ships may not return to Crimea"
Russian Foreign Ministry: “If Russian ships cannot return to Crimea, the Crimea peninsula will return to Russian ships”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8922
 13.08.2008
Spam as always:
In the village of Evil Beauty, a cow killed a cow

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8921
 13.08.2008
In contact with the group decided to stick in the stones to the picture (pretty):
The topic is open!
I got a response (from my aunt):
- Galina, you are a girl, approach the mirror and uncover the topic of the breast!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8920
 13.08.2008
<Chloroform> How about the night?
< The Government!> You are a class! Everyone got drunk, and Alinka and I lay half naked in a separate room on the same bed!
<Chloroform> o_O Did you break up?? to
<Vlad> No, as long as only the number of the Ace shot!
<Chloroform> oiaeboo!! How can you be such a virgin at 23?? to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8919
 13.08.2008
I heard the smell of autumn today...so sweet, even dull.
The smell of autumn? And I woke up last night because of the fact that the courtyard of the modern could not hold the spade in his hands, once five dropped it))))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8918
 13.08.2008
kromat: The most funny thing is that the schoolgirls and spammers stopped getting to me in aska, and the blondes are also dumb because I put an anti-spam bot on the quip with the question "How much will 2+2*2?" now boring:((

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8917
 13.08.2008
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I found the worst movie about Odin!! to
WOW: Oh and what?? to
That is Stephen King!
There is a clown, not an admin.
I am going to go fucking away!! The English movie is called it.
I mean 😉 😉

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