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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8916
 13.08.2008
In full seriousness. and rd)
Please contact the office:

1st Stitch for piercing the leaves (for 2 large holes), preferably pink.
2nd Stitch for piercing the leaves (iron wire), preferably pink.
Three Paper boxes, preferably green.
4 is A box (top with holes) to insert there, pencil and pen.
5 is Line (with divisions), centimeters by 15-20.
6 is Pencils (color, 8-10 must be of different colors).
7 is A gel pen for writing. (The Blue)
8 is Transparent adhesive polyethylene tape (2 rolls)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8915
 13.08.2008
Loi_Schtamm: Here are some warm words
The nature of the screams.
Who is crying "Ura! It is war!"
As a child I moved him.
Who is crying out "Georgian bombs!"
(If he is not an outsider,
Forgive them now.
Suga, gnida and pi aras.
Who screams to the Georgians "fas!"
Also, in general, the P*Aras.
Who cries "e*at everyone in the mouth!"
And make a joke with him, let him go.
Who screams "I am an analyst!"
Only a mental syphilis.
Who screams "I am a patriot!"
Idiot or idiot.
Who screams "I am a liberal!"
He apparently stole something.
Who screams "all power down!"
He wants to steal himself.
Who screams "I am Eurasian!"
He is needy and bloodthirsty.
Who cries "I am a God-bearer!"
In my head, I see.
Who cries "I will save Russia!"
I think that "Zasua"
Who cries "Save Russia!"
I think "I’m going to go.
c) The infiltration

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №8914
 13.08.2008
As long as you have the desire to build the way of life, your enemies will always be in your hearts.

The impasse.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8913
 13.08.2008
Russian Radio in Vancouver:



After the opening of the Olympics in Beijing, 108 people gathered in the streets and at the stadium.

ton of waste, up to 80% of which will go to recycling, that is,

It will come back to us in the form of Chinese goods.”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8912
 13.08.2008
A bookkeeper reads a Tale of the Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.

The girl is fascinated by history, especially the part of her, where the pumpkin

It becomes a gold car.

Suddenly she asks:

When the turmeric turns into a gold car,

This is classified as income, or as an increase in value.

Property...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8911
 13.08.2008
I had a conversation with a friend on the phone (to forgive me that I am telling).

He says:
I want to sell the car. He hanged an advertisement.
Have you called?
But there were some calls. The numbers are unknown. did not respond.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №8910
 13.08.2008
The fun! Google has already deleted all cities and towns of Georgia from its map.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8909
 13.08.2008
Hamak
Go back to #039;
One one
fucking
Hamak
And you?
One one
I am still fucking.
One one
Not in the WOW.
Hamak
A to 4th?
One one
C++
Hamak
4 the ego
Hamak
4e za hujn'a?
One one
Toys are like that. Old and Funny PC
One one
We work in the whole department.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8908
 13.08.2008
Oleg
If you would teach me, shop, I’t break your brain every time.
Kif
A textbook on photography?
Oleg
Give it
Kif
Shit, I was not ready.
Kif
not


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8907
 13.08.2008
Leishy: The ancestors left, I eat only peelings. tired, I wanted pasta!!!I went to the kitchen, got the pasta, put, water.I sit and wait when it boils up, I thought something.then as I remember that the water is on the pasta!I take the pasta I go to the plate, and there... and there in the pot already the peelmen are cooked!!!!Mystic or lunatic?! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8906
 13.08.2008
Reveur: I am preparing for Ex. I read the proverb in the textbook:"All minet-one truth will remain"... Read several times to understand the essence of these unrelated words.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8905
 13.08.2008
The summer. We note the receipt of the diploma of Sargas from a former classmate in the country. After a tough intersection, they carried the garbage with the guy to wash in large black bags. Mentew UAZ runs, brakes, and from there the rod goes out:
What do I carry?
I – the garbage
Q. What did he say?
I – the garbage
Q. How did you call me? He opens the door, he goes out
I am the garbage, I say.
Mint scratched the tail, walked into the UAZ and left =))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8904
 13.08.2008
It seems to me alone that Medvedev was fucking fooled by making him president?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8903
 13.08.2008
Immediately two medals - gold and silver, put in the treasury of the national team of Armenia fighter Arthur Nalbadyan...The most remarkable thing is that for this he did not have to go out on the tatami. Walking in the evening around the Olympic village, he noticed a peaceful conversation between an Italian swimmer and an American swimmer. Street fighting skills, acquired in childhood on the streets of Yerevan, as well as pre-assembled assembly, helped the Armenian athlete to master the Olympic awards... In addition, the armenian national team’s coffers were filled with two cell phones, a watch, and a small amount of money in solid currency... (from the venue, sp. The Corr. in Beijing Vineyard, specifically for mayl.ru)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №8902
 13.08.2008
El Ducko ‎(6:38):
See also Beethoven
El Ducko ‎(6:38):
Where is the button "Take it up, shit! I know what I do!!" and

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8901
 13.08.2008
A group with two p.
It is: easy!
He is fucking
Is it written with two p?
He is concerned

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8900
 12.08.2008
Quit smoking – it helped the American economy to rebound!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8899
 12.08.2008
zheltiy1 says: Do you know what it is to appear bright at work?

zheltiy1 says: It’s falling into the office on Monday at 3 p.m. and cuddling – Good Morning!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8898
 12.08.2008
very correctly Zhirik said - all Georgians, owners of casinos, gambling houses and others living in Russia - to immediately arrest and deport to the territory of Georgia. Everyone’s teeth broken, and you don’t have to bomb them.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8897
 12.08.2008
The wife of Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili, Sandra Rulofs-Saakashvili, will not return from Beijing, where the Olympics take place, to Georgia. This statement surprised the public. Ms. Saakashvili told reporters that she was travelling to her homeland – the United States – to undergo a course of psychological therapy after the shock she experienced when, according to her, Russia infiltrated Georgia. Will her husband, who is also in a severe mental condition, join her, the first lady of Georgia did not inform..."

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