I read on net:
A typical American bought a package of vests for workers in a volume of 20 pieces, not thinking long, ate one, respectively poisoned, did a washing, collected certificates and fell to the court on the following - Neither the vests bought by him, nor the packaging was written that they could not be used as food! Together with a good lawyer, he won the case and received a million dollars for moral damages.
Baldey
Now there is no particular job, so in the office I play the role of a regular ficus with the right to roast loudly and climb in contacts.
The fight against corruption in our country is essentially the elimination of competition.
and hello. I am waiting for a child.)
I am afraid to appear to be a cynical cowboy, of course, as it usually happens in such cases, but I will still ask: And you didn't confuse me with anyone, we just seemed to be with you only once... and we greeted you by the hand?
- :))) I meant your courier by contract )))
With a familiar:
"Yesterday I ate ice cream "Scandal". After that, he really wanted someone to go fucking. I thought it would be good to throw out cigarettes "Hey you kid", flashbacks "You’re breaking up?!", or 15 kilograms quivaldo "I do not smoke"."
Grédy Squirrel (22:34:19 30/08/2009)
I like quiet and not boring children.
JustFun? (22:34:31 30/08/2009)
I want
JustFun? (22:34:36 30/08/2009)
Report to
JustFun? (22:34:43 30/08/2009)
What you love
JustFun? (22:34:50 30/08/2009)
Dead children
The Russians struggle long before deciding not to go at all.
Hearing from the box, from the life of Ted Kennedy (now the late American senator):
Someday during the hot debate for a seat in Congress, Ted’s opponent
Kennedy accused him that Ted “hadn’t worked a single day in his life.” Kennedy was born in a very wealthy family.
The next day, Kennedy pushed a speech at a factory. After the speech, a worker approached him and said:
I heard yesterday what they said about you... what kind, no day.
You have worked in your life... Well, don’t worry, you’re nothing.
No such thing was missed.
The girl in the bus holds the cat on her knees and gently smoots it. A man sitting in front of him says:
I wish I was in your cat’s place.
I’m going to take him to the veterinarian for castration.
I was driving in the Gorky direction. Along with the pseudographs on the fencing type: There is no Chinese expansion. We work rifles, the bourgeois ropes.
and etc. I saw the inscription: With me my cats - I am not alone.
Is it one of you?
missmandarin (08:56:19 31/08/2009)
You can answer me one question, or I asked a guy here, he told me that I was stupid and I was just interested.
Shhh (08:56:36 31/08/2009)
Speak to
missmandarin (08:58:22 31/08/2009)
Why when you press the gas pedal with two legs the car doesn't go 2 times faster, I checked it all night yesterday and didn't understand why and he tells me that I'm a fool, he said.
Shhh (08:59:29 31/08/2009)
It’s a lot 😉 😉 😉
I bought a cat of the Sphinx breed, named Anger.Now I have a home personal monster.
Usually, when customers finally get me by phone calls, I say "Fuck!", and then I pick up the phone.
This is the opposite (
K to:
"What is the common thing between eggs and milk?"
They run and run.
xxx: in general, the girl is beautiful, tits, pussy, legs under 3 meters.
Feet below 3 meters? What a fucking thing)
Do you also have a dog?
No, no fuck
How did you call me, Scotty?! to
I checked someone in contact:
The more a woman has brains, the more interesting it is with her in bed, even if she is silent.
Another fucking summer has passed.
My girlfriend doesn’t like kids, I ask her somehow:
How did she fly?
- I arrived normally, only to me in the neighboring chair moved a young monster, but it was relatively quiet, probably, full...
Does it seem stupid to me alone to advertise the quality of a new TV on the TV? And also comment on the type "there is the quality you will enjoy with our new TV!!!"