by Umka310
There is a table for table tennis. We play, a guy comes and says:
The table must be taken.
Where is?
need to take.
So where do we need?
There’s not enough air, there’s not enough air, you need to take it away.
I picked up and pulled the table somewhere.

Please give me your iPad.
Users: calls ай pi (10.54.100.1)
I’m trying to connect or at least popping, after a minute: are you sure it’s your Ai Pi?
Uzer: Well 10.54 I remember exactly and then invented it, isn’t it scary? Or to verify exactly?

aaa: we have a day of pi today :) Office move to another floor

bbb: :) before this always fun can be found that thread lost

aaa: an employee, for example )))

The Rambler:
At house No. 35 on Nevsky Prospect in St. Petersburg, passers met a little girl with a huge knife and a mobile phone in a bag. The child looks like about three years old.

No documents, business cards or credit cards were found in the bag. The girl herself was introduced to Elia."

Sooner or later, everyone
Meeting this person: C
Which will be good...
Comfortable and quiet...
Or buy an X-box.

All girls have their cockroaches in their heads, but there are girls whose cockroaches in their heads have their cockroaches in their heads.! to

You know what’s different about throwing a tie from throwing a bouquet?
YYY :?
xxx: The bouquet at least someone tries to catch, and from the bandage everyone like neo in the matrix tries to turn away)

Commentary on Patriot Demotivator:
My grandfather fought, and you watched Anime.
I am just hentai.
Oh yeah, then you can.

Damn, I don’t have to do it with her :(
Try to burn.

“Egyptian teenagers washing American tear gas out of their eyes must be very surprised to learn that the US is supporting change in the Middle East.”
by Julian Assand

The ambulance has long been a passenger service.

Side Effect

Support the domestic producer.
Only in my opinion, the best support is the direction of their brains. Per because almost the entire last century the industry was predominantly military, and in the civil used "production waste", which somehow adapted to civilian needs. For example, the mixer of the brand "Energy" before the conversion was clearly a perforator, and the vacuum cleaner of the same brand accidentally sucked to the curtain can suck a hole in it. So the creators do not think about all the consequences of the conversion.
The own history.
Ten years ago, there was an invasion of cockroaches. Apparently from somewhere - in a private house, and all the products were hidden, but Nate, from somewhere.
First went into the course of Chinese grasshoppers / pencils / traps and other light shade, actively proving that the topoc is the most effective.
Then I accidentally, on some left bowl, got an unpretentious bottle, neither in sight nor in price - the offspring of some little-known chemical enterprise, apparently another piece of VPK. Unthinkable such, in the stinking "dychlofos" at least some design was present. And here everything is clear on the military "Viral-2M" and understand how you know what the cockroaches are about. Exactly the same restrained instruction, without excesses of type as it works on other animals, whether it can cause allergies, no, everything is simply sprayed in the room, previously closing doors and windows.
I decided to try. Located in the “Chief of Staff” (i.e. In the kitchen, I went into all the cracks I found. The smell was somewhat unusual, but not disgusting, for a while nothing happened... but then something started!! to
This is a vampire!! to
The horror movies are resting!!! to
Polls of cockroaches run from everywhere. (When I run forward, I will say, I then removed the tortoise bodies almost entirely.)
And crowds, in the style of films about the mummy or Indiana Jones, climb the ceiling!!! to
The ceiling is brown and moving!
Dead and half-breathed cockroaches will rush on my head, over the shovel... rain like that of cockroaches!

For two days I was nervous.
The turtles seem to have disappeared throughout the area. So far no one has seen anyone.
And manufacturers like this want to say one thing: “Thank you, of course, but you would still warn about side effects somehow!”

To earn 2.5 million. The Euro, Igor Denisov needs:
280 years as a foreign language teacher;
140 years of working as a subway engineer;
90 years as a manager of a large company;
- 1 year with the mouth closed to play in Zenit.

We sit with our seven-year-old son in the theater, like white people, waiting for the start of the show. Slowly the light begins to go out. The son pushes me side by side and asks the whole hall: "Mom, and now the trailers of other shows will be, yeah?"

I read the announcement:
The number 13,14 from 8 to 17 will not have electricity.
The 1st thought
I'm not going to crack down (
The second thought
I’m still at work at this time.)
The next day, I came from work and the refrigerator immediately told me that I was thinking wrong!

On the Day of the Elderly, I call an old relative, a small grandson takes the phone. "And where is Grandma? - She went to school, on the Day of Poor People..."

Comics in contact. Crossover and miniature paintings.
Crossover: There are rumors - in Russia the speed on the highways can increase up to 250km per hour.
Will you stop bullying?! to
Comments on Comics:
11 is serious? by
Are there buses in Russia?? to
Are there roads in Russia?
444: Russia 0
555: Are the machines talking?
The 666?

I sit in the toilet cabin at work. I hear someone entering the neighboring cabin - and there is silence. Long.Suddenly "poppy shot" and bursting:"no, at least so..."

WOW :
I just need you tomorrow!! to

xxxxxxxxxxx:
O_O

WOW :
What is amazing?? to

xxxxxxxxxxx:
by Nafiga?

WOW :
I can’t get in touch with the old man. Not from the phone or the computer.? to

xxxxxxxxxxx:
And with the new?

WOW :
The new one is normal.

Army, military airfield, crew of 5 people, of them 1 supplier.
There were only 4 parachutes in the aircraft all the time.How did the commander present it, and the supplier replied: "Well, if it happens to jump, I will stay, I'm old already." Everything was struck after that.
After some time, this crew flies in the winter, in the mouthpiece.They fly by the instruments: in the airplane, the syrene rings, the red lights hit the eyes (emergency lighting).The pilots are nervous, sweat on the face.But still sat, uur. They come out of the cabin and see a picture: the supplier is sleeping.
All of the officers decided to stick over him:
They open the lookout, and there is a mole, it is not visible further to sit, the snow in the plane is thickening.
They wear parachutes.The commander approaches the armor and knocks on his shoulder and says:
Good luck! you are a great guy! glad to meet you!
The supplier waking up in shock, looks at the crew in parachutes, looks at the luke, the sirene still whispers.Not long thinking, with one blow cuts the Commander, takes off the parachute and jumps into the open luke with a star.