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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103154
 23.09.2014
I am currently reading in VK a recipe for cake from biscuits without baking. There is a mysterious labyrinth. In the text of the recipe: "What to replace the lawn? The best mascarpone.”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103153
 23.09.2014
Oh, I didn’t want to...

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As a Grammar Nazi, I am a trial judge.
Are you embarrassed again? "In view of" - there is such a word, for example "in view of newly discovered circumstances". But "to have in mind" is written separately, since here it is a form of the existential "type".
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

You are fucking. "To have in mind" is always written together. Put in appearance separately. And squeezing on the face and having the result available - different such word forms.



So "have_in_view" is written separately. If you do not believe, Rosenthal + ortographical dictionary of Lopatin will help you. Well, or, if the books are unbearable for you, Gramota.ru

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103152
 23.09.2014
What do you know about inconvenience? Go, talk to a girlfriend. There was a dangerous exit, covered by bushes. By habit, they looked carefully, afraid of falling under the wheels. There is a guy. And it was something so unexpected that we jumped and screamed. I have never seen such an insult on my face anywhere else.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103151
 23.09.2014
From Habr:
AmdY: In Minsk, the municipality annually holds two-week Ice Bucket Challenge events, but it never came to mind to take it with you to the bathroom and shoot.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103150
 23.09.2014
Prospects for the video game industry:
xxx: A little longer and the terms "single player" and "offline" will be recognized as heresy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103149
 23.09.2014
In the antracite:
Yes, you, Ilya, are a latent theater!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103148
 23.09.2014
koshachy: what can be transmitted in a POST request? Is it XML?
Fanyxxx: Yes, anything can... meat only can’t. Post is

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103147
 23.09.2014
to this:
>> Since then, a colleague, including a computer in the morning, smoothed the system and said, “Good morning, friends.” But it still cuts the fork out of the rocket, because it’s so faster.

Do kids sleep with baseball?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103146
 23.09.2014
You are not the only one:

A drunk suicide man jumped into Neva, but failed, and broke his leg.

If you jump from a bridge in Anchorage, you can also break your leg about the water.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103145
 23.09.2014
In Steppers there are two types of reproducers, these are grables shooting grables and grables shooting steam wagons leaving stationary configurations (I hope this sentence will never get rid of context).

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103144
 23.09.2014
Selling the aquarium a day ago, the buyers when they came, two adults, and a child, saw the monologue of one of the adults:
Look at what a big beautiful aquarium, your turtles will probably drown there!! to
We are taking!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103143
 22.09.2014
> and p. And in general, it’s crazy to look at DNA molecules in an optical microscope :)

You just have weak glasses.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103142
 22.09.2014
About Chinese tourists and their food:
It was in China, and for us their food, gently speaking, is not usual. The kitchen is very different and 70% of those who were with me could not eat local food. The body did not perceive.
Normally there could be two categories of people: suddenly! The vegans, etc. In China, there is little meat and a lot of dishes - just for them (about the beans, which are everywhere, from soup to ice cream and tea, generally silent); the second category - those who drink vodka, at least once a half year (our intestines are stronger), although they don't drink much local, but imports are cheaper than us.
And yes, if we talk about ours, then 30% of those who were with me - cooked cakes brought from home.
In short, look at yourself.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103141
 22.09.2014
xxx: We constantly have a lot of overwork on 1C because of the fact that there are a lot of bugs and they are constantly dull.
Do you know what you did in accounting?? to
YYY: No
XXX: They hired more bugs!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103140
 22.09.2014
I want to hurt him.
Irka: type of wheel
I: I’ve never crushed, but I can try.
Wear socks on the head.
Irene: Yes
Irvine: Hairy
Ireland is cold

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103139
 22.09.2014
Letter from two friends.
XXX: I watched my sweat, I just wanted it. I found her threads, spikes... I tie. I feel my grandmother.
Q: What are you busy with?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY of solidarity.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103138
 22.09.2014
To all of you, how you dress, with whom you sleep, whom you pray, what color and race you are!
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You know very little about life. These are normal people who are a minority. And the rest of life is boring, and even if you do not tell them who you are sleeping with and what you believe in, they themselves begin to find out behind your back, because with the details of gossip and softer, and more plausible. The grandmother on the bench at the entrance is one example.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103137
 22.09.2014
A yoga teacher broke his arm. So I crossed the stick.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103136
 22.09.2014
The edge of the future is just a replica of the passing of a steep shooter by an ordinary gamer. He too, after a number of restarts, begins to roll opponents from the hip without looking, creating the impression that he is a superprof.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103135
 22.09.2014
<Wuiss> Electronic piano is good for everyone: it doesn’t need to be adjusted and takes up little space and sounds good... One has only a disadvantage.
<Wuiss> It doesn’t matter very much, the infection, without electricity works.

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