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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8896
 12.08.2008
Jolly (16:10:56 6/08/2008)
Roma, I’m not an idiot, I just talk differently.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8895
 12.08.2008
<Sony> not so long ago a neighbor, in his absence, hung a DSL modem, through which we all the network friendly out to the innet. Shortly thinking, he went out to the entrance, opened the shield, turned off and turned on the rubber, which is responsible for the supply of electricity to his apartment. The modem broke.
<XXX> and does the shield not close?
<YYY> would have been closed - would have descended into the basement, and desecrated the whole house

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8894
 12.08.2008
16:23 xxx: it is not possible to call working contacts in aske type "Mudila" or "LanCom - brainweb". Then it is not convenient to send histories to the boss.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8893
 12.08.2008
“Inferno Fire eXtinguisher” – this is how the abbreviation "IFX" is deciphered in the name of the cooler, which in free translation means nothing but hellish flame extinguisher :).

c) overclockers.ru

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8892
 12.08.2008
From the forum, dreams are discussed.

Evil ass: I will share the fulfillment - I met my beloved man. This is exactly what I have always dreamed of.

Lisa-Alisa: Is it possible that dreams still come true?and :)

Mr. Neville: wow... but if you are the evil ass.

Bad ass: Only bad ass is able to organize quality sales of dreams;))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8891
 12.08.2008
I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I’m pissing.

A group of militants from Ukrainian and Baltic mercenaries has been formed in Kutaisi. They were seen in the form of the Russian Army and armed with Russian weapons!!! There are several people with photo and video technology!!! There may be a major provocation!! The information was received via SMS from a German tourist of Russian origin, blocked in Kutaisi.

I can easily believe this because it’s a typical American trick they used in Vietnam. Then that shit was everywhere we fought. So, if you don’t want a second Afghanistan – pioneer.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8890
 12.08.2008
RaD ‎ (19:32):
This phrase just kills me.
It is no longer just about Georgia. It’s about America and its values. We are a freedom-loving country that is being attacked,” Saakashvili said.
Rashford ‎ (19:33):
and yes
Georgia is the state of America.
Only Georgia does not know that they are neons.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8889
 12.08.2008
Yesterday I discovered one wisdom! Never go out with a girl without looking at the picture. Or don’t look afterwards. and :(

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8888
 12.08.2008
X: Do you know what hosting is?
Y: approximately...
x: There are a bunch of sites on 1 server, and all of them use a single channel in the network. As a result, if one free porn archive is stolen from a friendly family of business sites -_-
Go to bed –

Damn, you’ll say it 😉
X: What is it? – – – –
y: Yes, it’s just funny) I imagined a friendly family of business sites sitting in a cozy server, and here someone in a black coat is so quietly stealing, hiding behind the furniture... jumping out into the middle of the room, ripping up the coat (and underneath it – nothing), and how it is: “FREE PORNOARCHIVE!” Fly on! RASCHWAT!" and modest business websites are falling out of sight...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8887
 12.08.2008
XXX is
I described

YYYY
To describe yourself at your age is a serious problem.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8886
 12.08.2008
I had no such real dreams yet... Half of the night I dreamed as I spotted with my friends, and when I woke up there was such a real departure that I had to drink a bit of beer.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8885
 12.08.2008
As we all see, there is an atmosphere in the world that is absolutely not in favor of Russia. Neither the EU nor the UN Security Council has supported Russia. The media of all countries are openly conducting pro-Georgia agitation, saying what kind of Georgia is poor-unhappy. Thanks to the powerful propaganda system, the peoples of other countries can only see what the pro-Georgian press shows them.
We have a huge, powerful information space in our hands. Let us try to bring the real situation to the peoples of other countries. After all, they are only shown how Russian troops are striking Georgia. And they are silent about what happened to Chenvali and a dozen other villages that were erased from the shell of the earth along with civilians by the Georgian military. Let us post not only "fun pictures" and "fun video" on the network, but also information about this war. Russians, we are a great people! So let’s not be silent and pretend that it doesn’t concern us. It is war! It concerns everyone.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8884
 12.08.2008
<Fenhrir> the Germans came to us for work
<Fenhrir> with video cameras
<Fenhrir> porn filmed
<Fenhrir> about how to control measuring instruments and automation ebuzz with faulty fire extinguishing system

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8883
 12.08.2008
From the website of Artemia Lebedeva:
Now it’s too late, but I risk assuming that people who think in Russian could not create a personal computer. You would have to think in numbers, not words, and still a missile system would come out, not a device for home and office.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8882
 12.08.2008
Arvidsever: Yesterday with my brother at noon, they ate beer and cut in civ4

The Forsberg

Forsberg: And I'm playing the second day in the drawing wallpaper

Arvidsever: and how, successfully? )))))))

Forsberg: Now almost to the sequel

Forsberg: The Spotting

Forsberg: Such a kind of game.. for one time)

Arvidsever: but it all happens many times for some reason.

Forsberg: they say there are professionals in general, they go through it every day for money.

Forsberg: without seals!


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8881
 12.08.2008
Oh, what a delicious cheese! What sort?
WOW: This is, Kola, sort "On the hole".

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8880
 12.08.2008
There are two nurses in front of the doctor:

– Maria Fedorovna, Ivanov from the 7th Chamber escaped!

How did he escape?

He has escaped!

and hm. Something I did not understand. The pressure is 70 to 40. Oh well okay. It is not far away...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8879
 12.08.2008
Awakened is when you wake up in an embrace with a bubble of tequila in the lobby of the bartender.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №8878
 12.08.2008
Crystal: gesture... the nephew moves from kindergarten to school.. at the preparatory classes their group was asked all sorts of puzzles to think.. the brother showed this book..
What is the name of the tram driver?

by Fros1:
The tram driver?

and Crystal:
No is :D

by Fros1:
Uncle Cole?

and Crystal:
Killed

by Fros1:
The rough?

and Crystal:
From the Danzhen Cyprus...

by Fros1:
I give up.

and Crystal:
Answer: This is what is called "Traffic Driver"

by Fros1:
X_X

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8877
 12.08.2008
Annaelle (22:46:18 8/08/2008)
Are you going to do anything about it or what?

Annalgin (22:47:03 8/08/2008)
and 116. This position is called "hard". The man lies on his back, the woman approaches from the top with her face to him and, having taken a penis, begins to move, overtaking his arms and legs in such a way as to make a complete steam around the penetration point, trying not to miss the penis out of himself. This position requires a lot of free space, but brings a lot of pleasure to both partners.

Annalgin (22:47:19 8/08/2008)
Have you understood?? to

Annaelle (22:50:53 8/08/2008)
Did you fuck it all?

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