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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №19838
 31.08.2009
Sociological studies have confirmed that the creature is a living organism and in terms of knowledge surpasses any creature on the planet.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №19837
 31.08.2009
Don’t love me, I’ll leave you.

Art Damage for [AndreaDoria]: Tolyan, don’t be a trick, gather! We have most of the male clan, and if we loved you, we would have bad rumors about our clan.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19836
 31.08.2009
My wife and I smoked on the balcony. She finds black hair.
What else is that?
Love, it can only be yours. Of all the people I have at home, only you can leave it.
and ah! Do the others come bald or do you give the swimming pool hats at the entrance?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №19835
 31.08.2009
We have two new cellular operators in the city at the same time: "tele2" and "Simple". Strange, but the slogan tele2 "Just cheaper"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №19834
 31.08.2009
I have pointed out that most are already seriously convinced that the quote is a funny story.
I recently heard a quote from "I invented". It is a nightmare.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №19833
 31.08.2009
I go on the street. and dark. A shit in front of me. all as appropriate, clean jiggull, sitting on the corks, in caps, sliding seemecks.
And here I hear a fragment of the conversation "..I tell you, every thing, every movement can be calculated matema..ptician formulas, vectors, amplitudes and other hernias, every action can be programmed and studied in his mouth " at this moment the speaker notices me, changes sharply in the face and continues ". Ppc, almost didn’t run past them, restraining laughter : ))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №19832
 31.08.2009

XXX: We had a man like that. He came almost every day with double-tables. Harry Potter is alive, the crabs will not pass.
yyy: ahah))they are
xxx: " the goats will not come...they are already among us"
YYY: O_O
xxx: "Bilan-gownian, and the caregivers listen to Maxim"
YYY : OO
xxx: "The pyramids were built by deafwriters! And let someone try"
Drink the jade.
XXX: He took the money for him.
YYY: And you were fooled?
I am sorry for 500 rubles.) I stupidly recorded all the words on the tablets.
YYY: The Ears
One of my favourites: "Just try to steal my magical tomatoes! You will go to the vanilla paradise with Maxim and listen to her songs for the rest of your life!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: He is the star of the village) from Toksovo came to look at it))
yyy : ) )

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19831
 31.08.2009
The world collapses in place. He has not yet invented anything more beautiful than silk, sex, and songs "A can be a crown".

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19830
 31.08.2009
Remember, in Soviet times, you couldn’t take a clock for a lesson? To not be distracted for a while... Then allowed... Why? O_O
2: Maybe it’s finally better to watch than to count. :-)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19829
 31.08.2009
17:24 [Cauchy] in the subway yesterday saw, drowned. Two emo girls stand at the edge of the platform. here on radio type "go away from the platform"
17:25 [Cauchy] one such on all the metro "to not like I jump!"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №19828
 31.08.2009
What Is Win7 Better?
WOW: It doesn’t brake, it doesn’t hang, it’s fast, comfortable...
Is it two?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №19827
 31.08.2009
Official Russian Serve of Wolves:
Are there Russians here?
WOW: No
zzz :))))
Let me know where the Russians are.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №19826
 31.08.2009
The Prehistory:
The late evening. We lie in bed with my wife in a hug (he stands, but I am already asleep). I hear some movements start.
I: What are you doing there??? O_O
Sex and what? ?
I: Do you let me know?? to
And suddenly you will refuse.
I - O_O

Then there was a stormy sex)))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №19825
 31.08.2009
At four o’clock in the night, I watch on television some cashmarking about a spacecraft. As the team died, rescuers stuck on the ship and as it goes: visions, corpses, dismemberment. And every 15-20 minutes let ads, and necessarily among the videos advertising kid school, where a girl sits and sings to the toys: "Mommy, the first word, the main word...."
Then again 20 minutes of bleeding and disarticulation, and the girl says again: “Mom... "Jut.
There were moments when I started to think it wasn’t a advertisement, it was part of a movie, to enhance the psychological effect.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №19824
 31.08.2009
Do you also feel invulnerable when at night, in the dark, you quickly get under a blanket and stretch up to your head? ^ ^ ^

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №19823
 31.08.2009
I am married to Winnie Pooh.
2nd O_O?? to
I come home, my wife is sitting. Eat honey spice, turning it into honey, and drinking tea with honey.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19822
 31.08.2009
I am on a business trip.In Uzbekistan.I am in the airline in a row.Summer..Warm.After me, 2 guys with long hair are in the row, all in black - out of the player is loud music, on the jeans chains.I accidentally look at their legs - both dressed in shorts with clamps attached to them for stiffness. The metals)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №19821
 31.08.2009
The Zoozooz:
Crisis, I open up the dungeon, denge in place and with them a note from my younger brother: "The sense of conscience, or rather fear, overcame greed in me."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №19820
 31.08.2009
List of groups of girls VKontakte

♥♥Female logic, sγk@, phenomenon...♥♥ ▪ XENIA DOG MUST DIE!!!! ▪ ★ Ksenia ★ Forever ★

A shit, a phenomenon.

Old Fox

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №19819
 31.08.2009
Greetings to all! I want to know your opinions. What to do and / or how to make a guy can not breathe without a girl?

In order for a guy not to breathe without a girl, I can offer this option.
In one of the exits, visit the nearest terrarium with a guy. There to show ingenuity and provoke the situation that some cobra (in fact cobra) bit a guy. Under the action of poison, the guy will develop paralysis and start to stop breathing. Then you need to quickly move it to a pre-prepared room with an artificial breathing apparatus equipped with a power system from the foot drive. The guy is connected to the device, and the girl is put on the pedals of the dynamomachine to produce the necessary electricity. Without a girl, the guy can’t breathe.

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