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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103134
 22.09.2014
I repaired the laptop. Now I have an elegant aluminum insulated body.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103133
 22.09.2014
Diebitchesdie
Alexandra is 25 years old. Here I have to explain a little.

Diebitchesdie
I once read somewhere that all predators have eyes on the front to see the victim well, and all herbivores have eyes on the sides to see the predator approaching.

Diebitchesdie
Alexandra is definitely a vegetarian.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103132
 22.09.2014
>Today after the hour of the night suddenly >shared yet very quiet >indecisive, but still the same tone >touch...

Go to the roof. We had such a traitor’s taper with a thick-walled cable moved from our roof to the neighboring house. Bounced by the wind, he was very "successfully" knocking on the elevator mine, resonating from this on the entire entrance.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103131
 22.09.2014
One of our colleagues has a very capricious computer that regularly hangs and throws off all sorts of knees. Sisadmin, once again taking him home for disassembly, the next day spoke that you cannot cut the computer out of the network when he loads upgrades, and in general, the technology needs to be handled gently.
Since then, a colleague, including the computer in the morning, has smoothed the system and said, “Good morning, friends.” But it still cuts the fork out of the rocket, because it’s so faster.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №103130
 22.09.2014
Watt is a surname and is read correctly - Watt, not Watt

Write in horse powers and don’t stumble.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A lamp of one seventh horsepower. And subwoofers with half horse power.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103129
 22.09.2014
18:30 xxx » yyy : hello tell me what a hat I'm really stupid

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103128
 22.09.2014
Change the moderator to debba.li, because he has already debbled!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103127
 22.09.2014
Yesterday I went from morning to work on the tram, stopped halfway on the climb to the mountain (front the tram did not leave the stop). Then I touched... back. Two men stood next to me, one to another: “I didn’t give up!”

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №103126
 22.09.2014
The Loyalty! How tired I am of all that is happening in the world...I think it would have already begun. The manifestation of superpowers, the opening of the ‘third eye’ or the transition to another dimension. Rather, would...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №103125
 22.09.2014
We were morally prepared for conflicts among the most drunk guests. Some even managed to localize in advance with the help of more sober relatives.
xxx: But what we didn’t expect was the fight between witnesses and witnesses for the award-winning rubber bathtub for the bathroom!
Is it yellow?
XXX by itself)
Zzzz: I would also take part ?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103124
 22.09.2014
I clarify.

A drunk suicide man jumped into Neva, but failed, and broke his leg.

His leg was traditionally broken so he would not jump.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103123
 22.09.2014
This is how Konstantin Eduardovich Ciolkovsky, when he wrote about his foolish multi-stage missiles, met with severe criticism in response: where is the reference to the original source? Where is the scientific publication? Where did you get this at all?! to
= = = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
Konstantin Eduardovich published in scientific journals and his articles and were the primary sources. Accordingly, when serious articles were written about his work, they referred to his publications in these journals.
When the article of the journal speaks that scientists have discovered something there, then the article should be a reference to the work of these scientists, otherwise this publication is not worth the money. This is the main way to distinguish serious articles from all nonsense, if there is no appropriate education. Otherwise, you can seriously argue that biologists deny evolution, for example. But you will not find articles confirming this in scientific journals.
When I pointed out at this point that a person was most likely to take another duck for a scientific publication, I was accused of homosexuality, although there was a correlation between monogamy (not orientation) and the brain in the article. Internet warriors are like that.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103122
 22.09.2014
<Umberto> * Daddy you are cute. It’s like your wife checks what you’re doing. Where are the breasts? Where is the intrigue? Where is passion?
<Umberto> do you know how difficult it is to shake on an enot?? to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103121
 22.09.2014
Many of the big things only get bigger.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103120
 22.09.2014
I sit in a row to the therapist, there is a bed of Tajiks, a certificate for sanitization to get. A therapist, wearing a blue coat and a blue hat, comes out to call the next (it’s my turn) and says to the Tajiks:
So, comrades, I will not accept you without Bachiles, go down, buy Bachiles.
The Tadzjikans leave, I go to the therapist. After 10 minutes, the therapist and I leave the office - the Tajiks came, they were Bahili, apparently looking at the therapist, they put on their heads. The therapist :
Come on, the blue bears!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103119
 22.09.2014
At first Yevtushenkov was unfortunate, but then Chubais joined him.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103118
 22.09.2014
And yes, let’s end it? There was once a quote here.

The citation was here in the sixth-seventh year.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103117
 22.09.2014
Not so long ago, with a pump, there was a report about the rise of an American submarine from under the ice. I looked - show a boat surrounded by an ice crust of 15 cm powdered with snow. I laughed when I recalled a photo from the late 1990s, where our sailors stood on a shark deck (a typhoon) next to the two-meter-long icebergs. There was nothing special.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103116
 22.09.2014
If there is an irreparable trouble and you have lost the meaning of life, then stay human, help other people not to lose it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103115
 22.09.2014
The normal people have clean credit cards, the rich have cocaine, and my whole card is in thermopaste D.

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