There is a man who writes with a very small emphasis, and when a friend tells him that he has a circumcised emphasis, this fool shouts at the whole audience: I have not a circumcised, but a small one.
Everything is lying =)

From the forum:
I spend all weekends playing online games, working in the field of internet services, studying for an advanced level, and I have no girlfriend. and :(
Well, man, this is a normal thing.
I am a girl.
- 0_o
That brings some variation, right? xd

I got drunk yesterday, I don’t remember anything. In the morning.
Have you seen your white shoes?
I: I saw...
Have you seen your jeans?
I: I saw...
Did you see the white jacket?
I: Fuck, have I even worn my jacket off?
Mother: - No, the jacket is just clean, because it's crazy, you've been on it!
I - O_O

I have reached the summit of Lenny!
I am lazy to get up and pump the mattress, so I blow it up while lying on it.

Why are these generalizations? First they marry chickens, then they begin to claim that all women have no brains. Imagine, my wife completely herself and the apartment and the house arranged - all the measurements were made by herself, only she communicated with the carrier / assembler, the finishing before this was also completely controlled by herself, and everything is fine.
And in general, she is smart and beautiful to me, but I married her out of love, and not in order to shine in front of her and compete who is smarter.

If she did all that, then, boy, it was she who married you. % of

Cognac for 400 rubles, in fact, costs 500. (Another 100 go for drunk SMSs.)

I’m on the train, I’m on the tree.
Suddenly I hear a conversation behind my back.
You ruined my whole life.
You are just a shit.
You are just a goat.
I heard a loud whisper.
and add more
Enough of joking.
I turned back and saw a couple of years under 70.

Today in the store I heard the dialogue of parents:
What I bought?
and apples
You went for tomatoes.
I went for the pepper.

Katya Gorhova: I really want to buy a smartphone. No one gives it to me :-(

He had to drag five health boxes down seven floors that week. Boxes - DSP, each side is a meter. They are not only heavy, but also uncomfortable, not to hold.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Stumbled on?
No, they did not stumble, but shrink. We come and help, and there is an empty room. He has already passed everything! The water! I have no idea how this water can be removed.
WOW :D
WOW: Did you ask him?
XXX: Yes to him. He says that his friends work in a lab dealing with the problem of quantum teleportation, and he borrowed an experimental device from them for a day.
O O O O O O

Fuck why so. If a drunk person in the middle of the night wants to pour a cat milk, then the whole kitchen will be in milk, the floor in the hallway and the cat itself.

d0lboiob :DDD
Staseg: Are you that?
d0lboiob: Here the man has opened Jper and in it two tabs “Installation of the Ghetto”, three “Compilation of the nucleus”, then “Virgin plumes photo” and “Prayers of sacrifice in Greek” :D
China: Fucking serious guy approached :D

How can you communicate with a person who has a footprint on the monitor?! to

My grandparents have not had sex for a long time. Here I once came to visit them, waking up in the morning (I want to go to the toilet), I hear stones and heavy breathing... Well I think youth is remembered... I sit and wait at the door, 20 minutes have passed. I decided to go to the pit, even if I catch them. I open the door and I am right here: Good morning! They are fucking charged...

3 in 1 (00:46:52 18/09/2011) I am chewed up and down
metaaal (00:47:07 18/09/2011) oh))
3 in 1 (00:47:23 18/09/2011) sounds ambiguous,but I’m still about mustarders

The Parental Forum
Chapter 777: Please Help! The child ate a cockroach. I will not describe the circumstances. ignored it. I only pulled my legs out of my mouth. What will now be?
Uncle Misha: the turtle can no longer be saved, fse.

The indictment of the defendant in the Alabama court:
I returned after a year of service in Afghanistan. I missed P.
The Wife. It was a stormy night of love. The woman suddenly came out of her soul.
A towel wrapped on the head. And I shot her".

He said, “I saw what you did with your hands in cowards.
I am not masturbating! I am so pleased!

21st century, mla... There is a SMS for 10,000km and 7 time zones (I have an early Sunday morning, there is a late Saturday evening):
When you wake up, turn off the computer. Getting up lazy, and the noise of the fans prevents sleep"

gilving> here, bought 2 tickets to Mariinka on Boris Godunov
Lilith> what, a good singer?
gilving> who is it?
lilith> Boris Godunov
gilving> emm... well what do you say...