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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №118013
 03.09.2015
I went home after a night shift (I work in the factory), and there is an ad hanging at the parade. The residents! From 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. there will be a ventilation check in the house. Residents who do not have ventilation work, we persuasively ask to be at home." and below the adjective "Adult"
Here I have the dilemma of either striking the screw and going to bed, or waiting for the workers, to open, to say that there are no adults at home, to scratch the beard and leave.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118012
 02.09.2015
It is September 1st... Under one window school, under the other kindergarten. And all morning through the dream I hear satanic songs.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118011
 02.09.2015
Advice to Women
Give him a fire. by himself.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118010
 02.09.2015
Go to the address. I’d rather locate you in the Weiberg cinema.
My area is an illustration of Einstein’s theory of space curvature.
XX: On the straight side of the house, they assure that this is the street of Podgorodskaya, on the wrong side - that Pugachevskaya. And then the houses end, and the garages begin, still in two careful rows, only the numbering is somewhat own already.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №118009
 02.09.2015
Tell me for the night what I want to hear.
A pleasant appetite.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118008
 02.09.2015
<yoggy> Oracle on a server with a database of bugs ended the place, and it fell! What an irony =)

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №118007
 02.09.2015
Google changes its logo spontaneously
I am not happy with this logo.
I am annoyed by the design trends.
I think I’m retrograde.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118006
 02.09.2015
EVA: Fuck, when there is at least one man in the company who can light a fire, then I fold the pebbles on the nearest pebble and enjoy the rest.
As a rule, a person who knows how to light a fire has a shale with him.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118005
 02.09.2015
XXX: decided to be drunk to reconcile with his ex. See it online.
XXX: Annie
xxx: Anastasia
Okay, I didn’t get along with Annie :(

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118004
 02.09.2015
from comments about to video about the "automated" Chinese copper

Panda does not want to take money.The purchase is absolutely useless.
222: It’s just the euro)))
Panda take only yuan?
333: Depending on the course

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118003
 02.09.2015
I called the director today. 2nd of September! What was the son able to do? Asked the teacher, she said only that she was guilty on the ambulance on September 1.
I go to school, I think I will come back home. and immediately! So that the whole school year does not suffer.
Fredi: How is it? Arrived?
KOSH: No, I couldn’t do anything to him for his protection. Given my love for school, I would have even supported him morally if not his mother.
He took my photo to the ambulance. Diet was boring. And he combined photos from the lineup and photos from the cemetery where I was taking a photo for a report on the reception of monuments. The neighborhood was not very interested...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118002
 02.09.2015
TV advertising mocked my imagination: “Be sure that seven streams are better than one!”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118001
 02.09.2015
XXX: Proteins are dangerous! Bear Grills said, I remember that in Siberia they can bite a dog.)))
YYY: If they find her nuts?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №118000
 02.09.2015
Knowledge of foreign languages: experienced user of Google translator.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117999
 02.09.2015
I bought all kinds of argonodougova. Well, we stand with a man collecting a burner from spare parts. a burner complex piece- consists of a pen, button, gas lens, cango holder, cango, wolfram electrode, spool, insulator and cap.
Well, and from this designer we try to remove something, I go to the man and say that "you typically do not put the insulator there, it must stick to the slope."
Behind was a girl manager, she responds to me with a pretext: "Young man, we have very high-quality consumers, everything is very strong and does not hold on the spots."

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117998
 02.09.2015
About the marketers.

A presentation of the development of mobile networks at one of the cellular operators, a press conference, a hall, journalists of the local spill, a stand, a projector, the head of the marketing department smiling widely tells about the successes of the fight against competitors. And just to the right a large window in which her subordinates loudly mothers throw black 2m plastic bags into a newly digged hole... The faces of journalists can’t be described in words... At the timid question of one of the journalists what is being done there, the head of the department replied, say don’t worry, in the bags old polygraph (letters, booklets, etc.) We buried because it burns badly, and we cannot throw it out according to the instructions.In the light of a positive report on our struggle with competitors, it was not believed in the process.

 


[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №117997
 02.09.2015
Belarusian News

JSC “ASB Belarusbank” has again started to issue loans for the purchase of residential premises on the secondary real estate market... up to 15 years under 32% annual. The bank is ready to finance up to 75% of the cost of housing... in the amount of $50 thousand (about 875 million rubles), it is necessary to earn approximately 56 million rubles a month. The amount of monthly payment will be 28 million 200 thousand"

The average business without deduction of taxes in the country 6 million, in the capital - 9 million.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117996
 02.09.2015
It is incredible. The first of September almost passed, and there is no quotation about how schoolchildren on the line came out or went under the imperial march...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117995
 02.09.2015
I am sleeping. Snitso me that I am in the logs of my brain, parallel looking at what rights the services are running. Here the alarm rings, I go to the task manager and kill the sleep.exe process. I wake up immediately. Fucking time for vacation.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117994
 02.09.2015
Announcement: I hire a girl to spend a night together.
conditions: 1) to embrace in a dream, 2) to endure snoring and snoring
We do not offer intimacy!!! to

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