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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53552
 18.09.2011
Well, the cream is expensive! I am not sorry for my face. This is not a pop – it is seen by everyone!
YYY:... said the girl whose jeans are sitting so low that you can see black hair)))

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53551
 18.09.2011
In the evening, the son sleep alone with his wife running to bed.I put her in the knee and elbow.in general, the process is going.and here with every cat I feel some acute pain in the scrotum.and from the back.I run around-and there the cat hated to play with the eggs decided!...redden half an hour.cat didn't live at home for 2 months...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53550
 18.09.2011
She: in my acquaintances here she writes pepper 2000 hours 1000 minutes 30 minutes
After my long rejections, this fucking raised the cost to 3500
It’s Saturday, everyone is drunk and everyone wants sex.
She: more wrote: give 5 and point 1 hour of sex all you want to think
He: If black word were you, I'd agree :D
She: Fou
He: What fu ta, an hour and all 5 thousand, I am out of a week to work, so I would agree :)
She: Give me your number.
I am not a girl :(
It may not be principle)
He: Blair here is already principle to me :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53549
 18.09.2011
You have something Ukrainian.

XXX: Probably on the side

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53548
 18.09.2011
XXX: The song is out. The show must go on. The gas.
Yyy: I am going on a sloping sloping sloping
...
XXX is fucking! Better to continue the show!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53547
 18.09.2011
Vacancy: teacher of painting and dancing in class of guitar o_0 wonder what are their requirements? Probably higher technical education.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53546
 18.09.2011
I’ve seen the greatest political correctness in the series "Zena the queen of warriors". In the series about Troy, Elena the Beautiful was an African American.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53545
 18.09.2011
Online chat shooters.
XXX: Shalom to all the cosherers!
YYY: Be careful, I am shooting pork!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53544
 18.09.2011
Do you have any regular music stores in the city?

I usually scroll from torrents – the best music store.

1 Fuck, download me the blockflare ))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53543
 18.09.2011
XXX: This is the case. If I’ve roasted the whites and now lie happy, can I say that I’m ‘under the mushrooms’?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53542
 18.09.2011
Six months without sex is not a goat man but a reason to lose weight. Look the truth in the eyes.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53541
 18.09.2011
I managed to get a cold. I sit at work and sneeze. Our relationships in the collective are, I must say, informal. The boss runs, solemnly handing out a lemon:"This is for you tea, get better!". Immediately I put a towel on my head, like a puddle, and, imitating the old lady, I whispered: “Oh, God give you health, son, and you, and your girls!”

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53540
 18.09.2011
The more I read BOR, the more I am convinced that in this life and with these men it is better to die than to marry.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53539
 18.09.2011
I’ve seen Arabic porn here... They show failed moments after every video! Blowing up in porn!! Now I know why they are being bombed!!! to

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53538
 18.09.2011
News on Yandex: In Dagestan, a student accidentally wounded two students from an automaton.

Coincidentally? Fuck, how is it?! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53537
 18.09.2011
The roof of the sky is cloudy
Rodrigezzz: the winds of snow? ))
And as the beast Elias wins, he will cry like a child.
It is a stinging sting in you.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53536
 18.09.2011
Now watched with the father of NTV, there was a story about the slide of the best police officers of the country. They showed the uniform order of the officers, played a pleasant background music. And then it comes to me: “Hop, that’s the music from the police academy!”and "
Now the father with matts wipes off after him from the tea carpet %).

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №53535
 18.09.2011
OOO: Yes, Yandex is borrowed, whatever you download - everywhere they offer to install YandexBar!!!!! to
XXX: The Yandex Barman
OOO: well then already standard: Yandex blackjack and Yandex prostitutes.
XXX: Issued

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53534
 18.09.2011
Smoking is homosexual. If you are involved, it is better to be active.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №53533
 18.09.2011
Piro: Computer clubs are vegetable bases of a new format.

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