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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №8815
 11.08.2008
As long as the lighthouse burns, a man must be able to dress and a woman to dress up.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8814
 11.08.2008
According to a familiar...



He took a vacation abroad and went to the tax office for a certificate. It turned out,

That he has a debt to the bank 1 (one) copee.

In order to repay the debt required: 30 (thirty) rubles

translation, 5 (five) days to wait, after which I received a certificate...

In the end, it should have been him!!! to

The money was not returned naturally.

You are talking about Honduras.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8813
 11.08.2008
Serena
What do you do
GED
I try to fix the hands of the "self-photographer" with the help of "self-photographer"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8812
 11.08.2008
From the haiku cycle:

It is like a sitare with a nephritic rod in the hands of a samurai.

In the original:

“In skillful hands and damn – ballayka.”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8811
 11.08.2008
Go to stop:
X: There is a cell phone, ok, one minute.
No cell phones, I forgot it at home.
...and then the cell phone with the voice of Hatfield begins to scream with a loud voice "Kill'em all".
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tamagocci was mad... Well, let it smell, I educate...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8810
 11.08.2008
09.08 14:44 Saakashvili told about the hacking attack on Georgian websites

I know you are here – respect and respect to you!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №8809
 11.08.2008
KOKETK@:-* KOKETK!!!!!!!!!!!! to
FlaPenguin who are you?
I am a gorgeous girl!!!!! to
FlaPenguin O_o and what are you listening to, baby?
KOKETK@:-* KOKETK
Do you like Smoke Bilan?
KOKETK@:-* YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to
FlaPenguin and the tail?
KOKETK@:-* YES!!!!!! to
FlaPenguin went with me to the clipnote ^_^

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №8808
 11.08.2008
Some residents of Georgia were frightened by reports of Russian troops entering Georgia. On the Yahoo! website. Answers appeared a question from a concerned user under the nickname Jessica B.
I live in Georgia and I don’t see Russians anywhere. No sound is heard, but they say they have entered tanks. Should I worry?" wrote a user on Yahoo! Answers

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8807
 11.08.2008
Evgeny (17:20:13 7/08/2008)
Bombardment was fun too.

Evgeny (17:21:13 7/08/2008)
I had a record of 12 days of chewing gum) as a stitch I remember Turbo was

4Ceh (17:22:24 7/08/2008)
12 days... we had one chewing gum all the class chewed!!! Within a month, you may be reminded.

Evgeny (17:23:23 7/08/2008)
Fuck... very hard.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8806
 11.08.2008
Johnatan: Understood the meaning of life: to fuck a whole year in order to ask for a week of vacation in summer. and :(

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8805
 11.08.2008
when the mook (the Olympic Committee) arrived to check the readiness for the Olympics (our new airport is not ready for them). So there they put airplanes and drove doctors, teachers, supplied them with suitcases and they depicted passengers, oh how! None of the American filmmakers will think about it before this :) And Mook came to watch... a cool guy! The new airport. The International! It’s funny until impossible.
If he had told me who I’t believe, then I’ve got so many passengers I know that day. They managed to do so that the mosquito never got into the traffic jams... but when they were driving, the whole city stood, they closed everything! I was driving from my house to the station that day for 2 hours! I am not exaggerating.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8804
 11.08.2008
I think it is necessary not to put Georgian sites... And you need to write on all American sites and forums about what is really happening in Georgia... I know that many people are annoyed by this... But I will ask you to add...

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №8802
 11.08.2008
And today we have a cat in the shredder thrown the kittens, kittens bored a little, the tails from the shredder shredder :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8801
 11.08.2008
Haart: 10:58 Georgia urged Russia to intervene in the conflict with South Ossetia
[12:24] Haart: 11:48 Saakashvili called on Russia to stop bombing Georgian cities

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8800
 11.08.2008
We will create the hero of Saakashvili in the Sims and I will starve him with hunger.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8799
 10.08.2008
All Russia’s attempts to put Georgia on its knees ended in failure... Georgia remained lying in this dirt, stubbornly refusing to rise at least in four!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8798
 10.08.2008
by Lenta.ru
04.08 15:26 In the Yaroslavl region selected "Miss sheep"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8797
 10.08.2008
<glum> I just want sex
<glum> dick
<glum> shift does not work 69

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8796
 10.08.2008
Weather forecast on one website:
Weather forecast in Moscow (Sheremetyevo) for the 5th of the week from 22 to 7 pm (forecast from 20:50)
cloudy
You know where the wind is, 3 m/s

Indeed, the people of

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8795
 10.08.2008
Memories of Childhood
There is a crowd of persons on the perron.
I will meet three dumbels, roasted, accessories, all things. One of them screams:
Oh, perfume, your grandmother’s ideas fucking!
A half-drunk voice from the crowd:
We’ve fucked yours...

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