See also: Sanya! Today is World Contraception Day! Congratulations to you!
You are a real Gandalf!
Fuck to fuck!! Have you talked there?
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You are no longer the third.
That’s a reason to think about :DD

I don’t want to go back – all the figs are here, I’m one of the cool ones.
Zoi

America is when Russian children don’t know Russian.
Yyy: Well, well, well... And when the adult Russians don’t know Russian, it’s Russia.

... we travel through the town of Lihaja Požnja, the river in it Suvorosth... and at the exit there is a big announcement: STANDING OF SOULS... it was terrible. This is what the absence of the life creator does.”

I guess you just take my words too seriously. Should I put smiley?
I mean :D put))
XHH : Okay. Here is example:
We will all die.
XHH or:
We will all die! and :)
I like the last one more.)
Yes, the situation is changing immediately :)

I urgently create the religion of atheists.
The public submission of religious feelings of all other believers shall be considered as an insult to the feelings of believing atheists.

The greatest insult I propose is to recognize the adoption of the law of insulting the feelings of believers.

A couple in English:
What else do Americans say besides Hello and Hi?
What's up, nigga?

and Irina:
Fuck the music! Cut your playlist VKontakte.
If I give my playlist to VKontakte, we’ll just lie down and cry.
Anya: If I cast my playlist in contact, we will conceive the Antichrist.

The Dialogue Yesterday:
If you have not found the wood, write it yourself.
If I want to go, I have a girlfriend.
Will she write? 0 - O
The fucking!

I understand that the tricks about age restrictions have already been reached, but I want to share: Samara, on one stand several posters - S. Rotaru and V. Meladze 12+, F. Kirkorov 18+, and Stasiq Pieha 6+.

Where are the metal scissors?
“I don’t know, Julia, you cut your nails yesterday.

He gathered to the prostitute, called her number, asked her address and asked if there was hot water.

Eternal (17:22:37 25/09/2012)
A little boy goes with his father and asks him, “Do you have a father’s soul?”

DT (17:23:53 25/09/2012)
He said, “No, son, I’m a realtor and I’m working as a car dealer. Your mother works in a recruitment agency. No one has a soul. And my brother, your uncle, the guard in the supermarket, he’s the one who closes 43 of the 45 box boxes!and "

We studied on the cat. She was delighted! By the way, I will tell you, it is easier to catch a child than a cat...

RU: If you catch a goldfish on the territory of Ukraine, one wish will have to give off
UA: One wish was three years ago. Now two wishes.

and colleagues,

29.09.2012 for preventive work will be stopped
The refrigerator. The work will continue until 30.09.2012. During this time
Service will not be available.

A compelling request to release the refrigerator from foods before the weekend
All unconserved products will be lost.

September 25 – The Pandaria Nebula
September 25 – Release of the update 0.8.0 in the Tanks, where new physics and new tanks have been introduced... 7 people in the Bank took a vacation for 2 weeks from TODAY (Tuesday), and they are all younger than 30 years old, you do not find any connection?

The paradoxes of life. On the day of the opening of the hunting season, the father went to catch fish for hunting with hunters and brought mushrooms! O_O

One of my acquaintances claims that she "is not sleeping with whom he got, but is looking for her only tycoon method")))

I asked her to stop communicating with her ex, and she stopped communicating with me.