My mother hates cleaning potatoes. At the same time quietly lipped pelmeni, vareniki, blinkers with all kinds of fillings. But cleaning potatoes is a father’s privilege. And if he puts on this privilege... well, say, a bolt, then the vegetable ragi we have consists of a bowl of fried meat with a lanch and tomatoes. and Dad! God give you health and long years of life!

The first edition of the dictionary in 1865, Gogol lasted in 1852. It doesn’t fit.

Do not pay attention to such little things. After all, this is just a quote from the internet.
So you read the quote and it is quite possible to imagine how Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol opens the BSE, on the advice of Alexei Maximovich Peskov, to find out - how cyclotron is written, in order to win a long-standing dispute with Gabriel Romanovich Державиным on two talents of smoked design.

According to the environmentalist, fishing in Moldova is considered only as a secondary factor in the use of reservoirs. "Water first goes for irrigation, and what remains goes for fish, but it does not understand these priorities of the state and will die," Trombitsky said in an interview.

linuxid: I have more than 16 gigs that is not allowed to use.
deisler: it’s time to grow up and stop listening to mommy

A conversation between a 32-year-old man and an 18-year-old man.

32: I bought the Red Orchestra, until 2 weeks have passed, I can cut it somehow, I need to check, if you don't like it - to return the money.

18: You can, but if today, then tonight (if you are comfortable) First you need to wash the dishes and prepare for yourself to eat. Here at home I am alone now, so to say, I eat adult life

32: Unlikely to be awake

18: Well, then on the weekend, I ended, my student life began, so on a daily basis I now have little free time.

Don’t worry, it always looks like September 1st.
Halyava will end years at 25-27
It begins to end.

Oh all, no need, spoilers

XXX: What happened to the inflatable bed?
YYY: She... broke up.
XXX: A personal achievement!
Okay, you have a weekend with my sister ;-)
xxx: "Courage, what do you know about love? And one day I had an inflatable bed... broken".
YYY: No-no, I am a decent girl. Probably a factory marriage. Or your son has jumped.
XXX is all. It has burned 😉

I recently bought a puppy and I love it very much. The first days were hell: because he woke up before me and spotted the whole apartment. I just screamed a fool once, so he kept silent, so it lasted a little over a month until he started calling me a fool :(

About professional deformity:
Everything is fine, one strip.
Husband (telecommunications engineer): What’s good here, obviously not the best signal level with BS. And here came...

I am the only child. So the interaction between brothers and sisters is a bit of a surprise for me.
I have two children. Usually it goes like this: I stand in horror in the role of the Leopold cat and confusedly say, “Girls, let’s live together!” And around me is some local pipet and a small zombie apocalypse.

by Marinalevy

Comments on the article "August broke the record for child road injuries in Krasnoyarsk":
O_O: And all because children in school need to be told not how to get to heaven, but how to avoid it.

"Terminator 2 will be shown in 3-D"

xxx: I love technology, with new causes from the shit 30 years ago you can still cut money! The cow!

YYY: I love minors who get stuck with movies, except from the middle of the zero and are able to appreciate only the visual range.
Such guys are unlikely to understand that in the early 90s this, without a doubt, cult film, produced a furor. Not just because of special effects.
They used to put their souls in movies. The times when Michael Bay filmed the “Scale” and didn’t shake up with his “Transformers” and (terrible to recall) the “Turtles”... Yes, and the great James didn’t rub the bubble from his “Avatars”.
Well, and now - our chat fighter calls the cult movie shit, because he - "I love technology"...

I am listening to our radio. There is advertising...
New rifles from Tula. Love can be cured.
Oh oh oh!?! to
A to the rifle, a to the gun. I thought...

In my childhood, all schoolchildren knew that Admiral Kruzensterna was named Ivan Fedorovich and not because we were well taught history, but because it was said by the cat Matroskin in a famous cartoon.

I work with children with autism in Israel... On the next schedule, the question arises that you should not forget the controls from the TV and the air conditioner without supervision, and it is even better to return them to the kitchen, because it is always closed. They explain that some of the children began to bite the batteries first in the controller from the TV, and a little later from the air conditioner and that it is very dangerous and what consequences are waiting for us all, to note I am the only speaker of Russian language and Soviet smart. I assure you that worry is not worth it and that it is I bit them, I notice even more surprise and misunderstanding in the eyes of my colleagues..., I try to explain the reasons and I can’t believe that they don’t know about the little second life of finger energy carriers after light bites.

As my grandmother said, all religions are built on the desire to get into your plate, your pocket, and your grandmother under your shirt.

The man who hz why posts poems here, you dumb! Killed by Tomik Pushkin.

There is a constant calling of “guests” at the entrance.

In order not to be caught by calls by strangers, you just need to ask the master to change the house code of your apartment to a number greater than the apartments in the entrance.

For example, I have a house code 99, despite the fact that the number of apartments in the entrance is 80.

Since the change of code, I have not had a single unnecessary call.

PS, by the way, the master did this job absolutely free of charge.

In the supermarket near the refrigerator with ice cream stands a crowd of children and count money. They obviously miss everyone. They argue. Here is one of them, who is older, says, "Let's not offend anyone and we will not buy at all." To which the youngest tearfully answers, "Then it will be offensive to everyone!"



You will not argue. I never knew what they decided...

My business is furniture manufacturing. There are very often curious, and sometimes ridiculous situations. And with the sense of humor our boss is great. Recently there was a case. A dressed young couple, husband and wife came. With raised noses and incomprehensible taste qualities to the selected furniture. It was long and boring but they chose the furniture. When filling out the contract of sale (furniture on order), the man declares: "Make a discount, 30% I work in the investigative committee." The manager calls the boss, explains the situation, the boss invites the client to his office. 10 minutes passed and a man red like a tomato took his wife’s hand and a bullet to get out. Go to the boss, how? He says, “He went in and started, I work as an investigator. You better make a discount. 30% is enough. His name and initials, the manager told me on the phone. I call the client at the SK and ask why they do not pay the salary to employees and force them to demand discounts and at the same time scratch the official certificate. He immediately fled. And I named the name and the initials.”

Why do so many think that some work gives the right to behave like a bull?

Maky: Listen to me
Maky: I have the entire Garbage discography.
Maky: Can I be called a Garbage Collector?