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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53512
 17.09.2011
Students of the HUDGRAF:
What is the "Zoo"?
What is "Zoo"?
They are all strange, creative people.
Okay, these are still normal. That year there was a girl, and they called her, and they called her Sereja!! to
0 O O

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53511
 17.09.2011
I have three devices that can play music and video, view images, read books, and run apps... Remember which one to call?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53510
 17.09.2011
I cut off my tail.
Xxx: 42cm
I am so sorry for it now =)
XXX and fuck him.
Yyyy: that’s the fucking shit)))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53509
 17.09.2011
And I’m calling the names "glamourous kiso". All this is unlikely, and in fact, Catherine Vintic...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53508
 17.09.2011
I have a friend who once lived next to a psychic. In the morning, at seven o’clock, under his windows passed the grandmother with her milk (a small town) and shouted, “Who has milk?” And in those days, when she didn’t come, the psyches replaced her, shouting with a choir “Who’s Milk?” And when they were tired of it, this very friend took over the matter, who, rushing out of the window, shouted the promised phrase ;DD

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №53507
 17.09.2011
Now I know how men feel when a girl tells them she’s pregnant. My today confessed: "Dear, I took the mortgage" =\

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №53506
 17.09.2011
With my colleagues at work, I don’t remember how I talked about Adamanthe...
XXX is Adamanthus? Does it exist at all? Or is it still a fiction?
YYY: Clear foam, there is... If I’m not mistaken it’s some kind of carbon titanium alloy (!!!) What a superstition.
ZZZ: What to argue, what to walk!
ZZZ: Read: "Adamantite is a super-strong alloy of metal, from which they made their armor and weapons from ancient times..."
YYY: Oh yeah! I said idiots...
ZZZ: "...gnomes..."
YYY is fucking!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53505
 17.09.2011
The universe, fourth course, a lecture on neuroscience.
Teaching a car is like teaching a child. You show the child a pen and say it’s a pen. Then, after a while, you show again – This is a pen...
Vote from the side: and so on until the fourth course...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53504
 17.09.2011
Yulia Komlenok: Yesterday, the Gazprom cleaner, wiping the laptop of the CEO, signed a multi-million contract for the supply of aprrvapochf and aykrk :)
by Igor Alekseev :)
Yulia Komlenok: judging by smiley - baian)
Igor Alekseev: That's why I love you, that's what you understand from the middle of the box

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53503
 17.09.2011
xxx: I'm so perverted that I was joked on the hentai forum =(

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53502
 17.09.2011
Anastasia
Dialogue with Mom:
Mom, I don’t write stories, I don’t take pictures.
I do not do sports. I don’t learn English I think I’m full of shit.
Maybe you just have to fall in love?
To whom, Mom?
Is it so hard to find a victim?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №53501
 17.09.2011
The wise men here:

The girlfriend was pregnant, so her husband was very concerned about whether it is possible to have sex and whether this will not harm the baby.
Restrained by laughter, a friend explained:
- No problem, you think, for a member will catch!
My husband’s eyes were like that.

[ + 90 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53500
 17.09.2011
The poor pupils.
He went to work, hired a courier, a guy of 23 years. In the office of Aural, a lawyer at the hospital, the administrator from the breakdown of the tension half of the technology echoed.. this Roma had little to do with Jur.high with the consent of the boss sat on the phone to serve customers (re-align the dates) quite successfully concluded contracts, so after the work remained, the entire network with the administrator raised, bp spawned at the computers, on the software scratched, the prices found on the spare parts excellent... general goods of some kind.. and then when Aural liquidated Rome dismissed the personnel officer.. because the courier is no longer needed.. because he has no experience.
When the general came from the weekend, he fired the staff... because she has no brains... and nobody can find Rome, Roma counted the staff and left to rest... if you are going to read, come back! PS: It’s great to be a young specialist

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53499
 17.09.2011
If you don’t have a breast at all, someone has four.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53498
 17.09.2011
Is there magic or is it all shit?
What do you mean by magic?
...
xxx:... it just became interesting, is it true that there are people who bore all kinds of nonsense and get what they want?
Zzzz: I know one such person. He managed to learn until the third course, bumping on exams exclusively all sorts of nonsense. And if you take into account that the payment of training is stably delayed, nothing but magic can explain this.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №53497
 17.09.2011
(Commentary about the girl from the video)
XXX: I would blow up I would blow up your comments already! Go out of the street
YYY: I just went out on the street but injured no one I didn’t!!! Looking forward to the next chapter!!! to
zzz: xd
www:DDDDD 

[ + 90 - ] [25 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53496
 17.09.2011
xxx: after the words "I don't like to read" all that a person says, I hear as "allalallaallaallaallaah".

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53495
 17.09.2011
I live in Kaliningrad, the day before it rained. At work, it was necessary to go to one office, and in order to get to it, you need to overcome 30 meters of complete off-road, which was thoroughly blurred. My car is modest, as a result I went there, and on the way back I stuck right in the middle of the lawn. And just there next to the house and to him a man on the x-trail came. He looked at me, but did not help, he went to his site to crawl, looking at me with a smile.
Well, to do, I called a colleague on the off-road. And it was to him that I had to give 8,500 on the sand that day.
Now the picture - to the stuck car comes a man on a SUV, clamps it, pulls out a second, a guy comes out of the car and gives the man two bills of 5,000, receives a transfer and both travel.
The owner of the x-trail should have seen

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53494
 17.09.2011
XXX: Can the puppet be disconnected?
yyy: No. The safety valve below and behind will lower the excess pressure.

[ + 32 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53493
 17.09.2011
It’s hard for a girl to get to know at this time. You approach a guy on the street or in a cafe, and he is gay, and if not gay, then pidaras

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