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xxxh: I saw a lot of interesting in the process of finding a job, but when in the section of "Jurisprudence" the only job is " office cleaner", I begin to doubt that I have chosen the right path.

I once saw the vacancy "Driver of the concrete mixer" in the section "Sphere of entertainment"...)

There was once a shop near us with vegetation and all kinds of garden crafts under the simple name "Garden Center". He had a neon sign with a palm. Years went by, the entropy did not sleep, the leaves of the palm first burned on the sign, and then the letters in the name. It resulted in a night decoration worthy of the red light area.

If you had time on the train...
WOW: And the saucers?Laughing (laughing) Laughing

Today I saw live how the budget is drawn on the example of a kindergarten. She turned the pile into the pipe and pushed into the anus of the tick-tickers, although it was left behind the frame.

XHH: You are aware of one soft headset position 179 more than is drawn on the plan.
Wu: the administration asked for three, but in terms of space only two was enough in the reception and method cabinet
Wow: but it's okay, I wrote in the leaflet that one headset to be considered as a spare and stored in the warehouse
XX: Next to two unnecessary positions of the doll theater and three additional positions of the doll theater from our previous conversation? I’m afraid it’s time for you to expand your warehouse if that goes on...

July: Interesting state - to drink alone on your birthday! experiment in the middle)
Where are the guests?
Sergey: By the way, a good phrase - "drink on birthday") Someone drinks in saliva, someone in meat, and someone - on birthday)

Night service in the office.

I went straight through the corridor and crashed into the iron box of the storage chambers, which stands near the entrance to the household goods.
It is dark and there is a lot of noise.
The corridor is fully illuminated, I just walked and just crashed.
I still constantly knock my shoulder at the door to my own room, where I have been living for 5 years.
I have lived in my room somewhere since 98 years, and in an apartment from birth, but I still crash sometimes in everything in a row)))
Zzzz: Gather an army like you
Zzzz: You will destroy anyone.

Every citizen constantly feels the caring hand of the native state in his pocket.

What is more, the fingers on the legs or the hair on the head? Philip was asked by a neurologist as a test for intellectual development.
Phil was silent. The time went. The neurologist shrugged his head. I tracked the direction of my child’s gaze – he was looking at the head of a neurologist. He was absolutely bald.

Why did Noah not kill the mosquitoes?

XXX: What do you like?
yyy: Multics, meat, rain, hugs, shining things in the dark and when someone eats what I’m cooking
xxx:
xxx: is this kind of "choose more"?

Eat this soft French arsenic to drink poison

The winter is near. I moved the puppy. God came in.
You look very pessimistic at the weather.
I am pessimistic about the weights. The weather is OK.

From the radio forum:
1st :
Hi everyone help weakness with ounces joined by the scheme at the first launch all worked from the vegetarian power unit on the shoulders of 19w but gave the power of the whistle on the pain immediately heated the transistor KT814 and burned changed heated he radiator as a tile and the sound began to distort and rub all tried interpaated the outputs checked only when on the 708 edge you send the signal on 6 output all normal and some of the circuit is not affected
2nd :
Aftar nichreina nipanyatna written with spelled points with a balchey of letters without hyapak and remember the title of the topic.

Cause for calling an ambulance: the child was bitten by... a carpenter!

We have strange people. Even on this site.
One will write that he is foolish, does not understand the words in the songs and screws in his nose with a screwdriver, at once hundreds of thousands of people will be found who will write, and this is a shit, I am even more foolish.
The second will write that he knows the ten signs of Pi, so again everyone writes that they knew it at the age of three.
and etc.
Are they all the same people? Do we love the herd?

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What will you come in tomorrow?
by Rihanna 20:42
In Desperation
Tagged with 20:42
Fuck, and I am hopeless.
I thought in the same way.

My laptop broke, and I took to use it from my husband the next day.

Why did you put your password on your computer?
You have entered the search engine "mail ro"
XXX and what?
In Russian letters
XXX: What is it?
I don’t want Google to think I’m stupid.

I want to have five weekends.
Why five?
Saturday and Sunday and so on weekends.

The Drawing.
The room, in it sits a boy of 7-8 grade in a cushion with a canvas on his head and a guitar in his hands. Near the teacher. He sits on the ropes, shakes and learns.

In the room comes the mother of the future guitarist and ridiculously so
Trindy Brindy Balalaika.
Chado looks at her and says with a cold cold voice.
You are depreciating, mother.

How to call a cat?
NN: extended
The first thing that came to mind. Reduced dosage
Q:Are you going to go back?