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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8774
 10.08.2008
Have you also noticed that Mail Ru, with the help of its rubriced news headlines, is changing clothes on the tower?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8773
 10.08.2008
Trapped today in the elevator, pressed the call button (D):
They were worried, but we were stuck, could they not help us?
Q: Did you press the "stop" button?
- Yes
D: - Remember, never, never press the "Stop" button

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8772
 10.08.2008
And I want, and I want again, to climb the roofs of the cables to pull, to irritate the grandmother and look for the keys, to wander through the roofs and check the screens... xD

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8771
 10.08.2008
VAVAN: A colleague has just returned from Azerbaijan,
He says, there one bridegroom young man stumbled to get married without a suit, only and told his relatives that he wants exactly the same as Heydar Aliyev... or not to get married...
So they sold all the cows, goats, even jewelry of all kinds in the cheesecake sold, bought him the cheapest of such, as in Heydar Aliyev...
for $4500 ?
Huias shepherds with fat are angry!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8769
 10.08.2008
-Why glamorous girls when they run somewhere, then on the approach to the destination they do not stop as digged and do not drive on the heels 5cm, but slow down reducing steps?

They have ABS!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8766
 10.08.2008
He has written the book "Cristians-Noliki".
I have to see if I made a message about the outcome of the game at the end, say, won, lost. I can’t win it anyway :(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №8765
 10.08.2008
1: Yes, I would love to have an idea of getting a diploma.
2: Well, the presentation is not difficult:

The pre-graduate evening:
10:00 AM to AAA! P is!! H... I can’t do it! B to D!
> 8 to 0

Day of Protection:

3:00 I will succeed. I will succeed! : 3
5:00 was successful. All to sleep.

08:30 Get up, my kids! and (
at 9:55 AM A! P is kids! There is an error on the third slide! andgt; :-0
10:15 What is it? This is what? It is...?
10:20 is all. All of! And the niche!
12:30 am – Shake up! I should have put 5!! and gt; (
12:31 and that is all.

13:30: Plyliae, the tuubus rolled on the Yaaause rekeyee!! to
14:30 Where is the guard? The fountain will collapse!
15:50: Hear... Where is the bowl taking? 8 is?

6:00 am: Oh you are gone! Why did you eat the whole snack? (Michael is on fire! ) ) is
8:00 AM AAA Uaa Uaa

The next day:

7:00 Where am I? ""
07:02 Stop the crane. No, not in the plane.
12:00 I have to go to the house.
2:00 am to this! Thisaki!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8764
 10.08.2008
Vauu - gunner, I've been sleeping in the mouth of the table for an hour.

xxx - game called "snowball"

You take an A4 sheet, squeeze, and start a total puzzle of the people around those sitting. Recommended to keep an account. So here, paper snowflakes will fly back into you, after 3 minutes of general confusion comes the time of common fun and everyone is already throwing snowflakes.
From the wattmans and fax roll is proposed to make a snow fortress. when a new person appears in the office - wrap the toilet paper and put an orange pen into your mouth - there will be a snowmen.
The snowflake can be used as a checkpoint or a flag. capture of the flag = + one point for the team.

Office game for an average office with a capacity of at least 8 people and an area of at least 30 square meters.

It’s good ? ? ? ? ?

No, it’s not just paper, it’s just paper!!! The gesture of playing snowballs at the workplace can only afford freezers, and you like a design department, with the technology of the...
So don't have to gesture, the leaflets poppy boys.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8763
 10.08.2008
Rothschild (17:16:16 6/08/2008)
In Mauritania, a military coup took place in the afternoon: capturing the presidential palace in Nuakchot, a group of soldiers arrested the president, the prime minister and the head of the interior ministry.
Rothschild (17:16:55 6/08/2008)
Russians did not suffer as a result of the coup in Mauritania Vesti.Ru 15:26
Vealot (17:19:15 6/08/2008)
The Russians honestly don't fuck where is Mauritania

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8762
 10.08.2008
The revolutionary consciousness of the intellectuals lives and develops: eternal

The Russian question is no longer just “who is to blame?”“Why are you,

Fuck, did he do that?”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8761
 10.08.2008
In the summer, the son solves the problem: the weight of two ducks is 12 kg.

How much does a duck weigh? He breathes, dreams, and does not write.

I: “What are you going to do?”

Son (with bitterness): Take from 12 two.

I: What if you give me a pop?

Divide 12 by 2.

I : Why? (Explanation of the task)

Son (with an unfailing pain in his voice): Because I have no other

The exit!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8760
 10.08.2008
The athletes! Winning medals at the 2008 Olympics, beware of the Chinese

The Fake!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №8759
 10.08.2008
The attention! This quote is not funny, but it is true.

Western media claims to be the initiator of a military conflict, ignoring Georgia’s night attack on South Ossetia! On the screen, beautiful images of the Russian Armed Forces crossing the border. This is what is called "information warfare".

If you are reading this post, know a little English and have a little patrioticism, we will help our country in this war!

First, you need to break the infoblocks around the sites of YouTube and other most popular sites, then forums and sites of central European channels! Yes, you will be removed, you will be ignored, but it is necessary to do something, our guys die there, for the Ossetian people, and we are exposed as aggressors!

Send the video, post the information, instead of thank you on the words we get the block!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8758
 10.08.2008
Miley's website answers
Tatiana: accidentally deleted the Google search engine.How to restore it?
Sanny: all the guys... remember Google... all kinds of girls walk here, you panic and Google kill... how will we now look for what to do? Without Google?
ObjMihail: Microsoft please remove it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №8757
 10.08.2008
The Non-Aggression Treaty between Germany and the Soviet Union (the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact) was signed on August 23, 1939 - June 22, 1941, the beginning of the Great Patriotic War. The Soviet Union lost 20 million people.
Official statement of the President of Georgia Saakashvili on ceasefire on the territory of South Ossetia August 7, 2008 - August 8, 2008 shelling of Tskhinvali and the invasion of Georgian troops on the territory of the peaceful state!
The loss of our Southern Brothers 1500 people!! The Russian peacekeepers lost 12 people. What will be tomorrow?? to
President Saakashvili violated the unwritten world law on ceasefire during the Olympic Games! A night attack (destruction, destruction) on a peaceful city!! to
On August 8, Saakashvili announced the attack on Georgia by the Russian army.
At the moment, the world is developing an information war in which Russia wants to be exposed as an aggressor!! Attack on Georgia.
Help our Southern brothers defend their freedom!! to
Help the world find out the truth about this war!! to
Help justice and truth overcome the lies of the Western press!! to
DO NOT be indifferent to the fate of our Southern brothers suffering at this moment!! Help the world learn more about this war!! to

I would even say spam, but only your resource will make people really pay attention to the events in South Ossetia! After all, if fun gives way to serious things, the event is worth paying attention to it!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №8756
 09.08.2008
-Zabor (12.33.46) Blind here on the radio burned:)why Putin has so many bodyguards - because they alone fear him

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8755
 09.08.2008
Susly
You never have time for me, you find time for other babies.
Daxtar
Others give me
Daxtar
Make conclusions

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8754
 09.08.2008
Registration refused: such login and password already exist on this site.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8753
 09.08.2008
XXX: Are you on the road?
YYY : YYYYYYY and :)
XXX Where?
YYY: Yeah he knows it. They said, “Go and I agreed. I am conspicuous. They say go, I will go. They say stand, I will stand. They say I will eat. They say to sleep, I will sleep. I’ll cook breakfast and I’ll go to sleep.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8752
 09.08.2008
Gluck... The function of withdrawing monetary value in line form for 100 rubles today issued "Ninety-nine rubles 100 kopecks", and, after all, you will not argue %)

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