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We are funny in the yard.
Matt made a parking.
Another Mint has arrived.
Police call for illegal parking.
A short on him.
Our local mind is on him.

They understand

and the phrase star "go pursuit we will take and talk like a man to a man".

It was a long time ago, at the dawn of my departure.
I sit in the room with my mom.
I am called by a partner at work, well, and we begin to discuss the problems of the network, tracery pings broadcast packages, fluid, dismal.
In order not to be distracted from the comp, I turned on the speaker, well, of course, the partner misses a couple of maternal expressions, which I warn him, say you are more careful, I have a speaker, and here is my mom nearby.
Mom from the other end of the room: “Yes, that’s the only word I understand!and "

It is blue! Well, why in modern washing machines there is no button "Stop washing immediately! There is a cat!!!" and (

A friend told me:

- we decided to go to the cinema, well, how it goes, the curls tightly before this matter and the fun drowned.
Go to the cinema in front of it is a metal detector and next to it the brutal appearance of the guard, the guard stands proudly, hands behind his back folded...right to the railroad.

And then my friend approaches the guard and without unnecessary conversations begins to show the contents of the backpack, pockets.

What the guard, looking directly into his eyes and not making unnecessary movements, with feeling, feeling and arrangement, gives out:

Do you consider yourself suspicious?

My friend hanged for 2 minutes and we ran in hysteria))

The double feeling covers when your favorite shirt is small in the chest area.

The best gift is a gift made with your own lips.

Dear employees of the police, working in the department in front of the Kursk station, you had a man lying, almost before the entrance of this dirty station, with the head pierced (not a bomb), I tried to get the movement from you within half an hour (and no fool, if there is a department of the police nearby I should not call 02), so here, you are fools, because I have never seen if you helped him (who was smoking, who was doing his references) shorter... fools you, I hope you are reading this and a few decent of you will put a puzzle to the whole department of Kursk. With respect.

I: - And I made ice cream camouflage color. And no one appreciated it (
Red is not found?

HuKTO The Exile
He went to drink coffee.

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Blade

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Cappuccino included

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Thou shalt

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and blonde

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Blonde

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by Scuco! It turns out when you write with capsa feelings for...excellence what?...no that kind of...
Fuck it!!Here’s why the blondes write capsome!!!The scuts...

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All the fucking. Again the muzzle!

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The Eighth of Eighth!! King of Peace!! to

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Exact feeling of superiority T_T

I need an up-to-date topic for my dissertation. So tell me, what have you been fighting for 25 years in Energy and can’t solve it?
I, my son, have been fighting for 25 years in the energy industry with a low salary, and everything else is resolved with the help of a rod and a rope.

XXX: Tell me, who knows the work of the courier? What underwater stones? thank you.
Yyy: If you bring bad news, the head will be cut off.

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Characteristics of male and female psychology. We come to a restaurant with a friend, and there right in front of our table on the shelf is a vase, unambiguously reminiscent of a cheerfully standing fallos.
I immediately said, “Look, we are not happy here.
And she: the opposite!

I took a girlfriend from an ex-boyfriend who left me to her.

Did you think only the men in Chelyabinsk were harsh?

The young people who have reached the age of 27 this year are cursed by the order of the Minister of Defense.

The wild beetle who attacked people in China was the victim of an 83-year-old grandmother, reports on Thursday the news service "Zhongo van".
An unequal fight occurred last Sunday in the suburbs of Chongqing metropolis. A wild cock weighing 107 kilograms stumbled from the bushes on the old lady Hu Chengjeng when she peacefully burned the garden.
Armed only with a knife, the elderly woman managed to cope with the wild beast within minutes.
Grandma Hu herself managed to cope with a slight scare and a few scratches.

Chuck Norris is only afraid of Chinese grandmothers.

My sister recently received her great love: a French student at the University of Berlin, whose mother is an African-American who writes Orthodox icons professionally.
This is what I understand, a diverse personality.

The secretary calls, the grit computer does not turn on the second with the secretaries. I come, I press the button, it loads, I leave, I scream "I’m not a blonde! I pressed!and "

The average time spent watching pornographic films in the world is 7 minutes.

Somegreed