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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53492
 17.09.2011
Communists will forever be bathed in cold water in hell!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53491
 17.09.2011
You are my poncho!
She: “Ponchic, do I mean I’m so fat?”! to
He: Not fat, but sweet... and with a hole :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53490
 17.09.2011
XHHH: Blyn, the mushroom broke out two weeks ago, and it hasn’t been lengthy yet (((
The wounds of unhappy love always heal for a long time)))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №53489
 17.09.2011
All women have critical days. Some have lived critical lives.

[ + 66 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53488
 17.09.2011
I go to work, I call.
Buying something at home?
No need, there is everything.
I go in and hear...
- Go for bread, buy cookies for tea, or there is nothing at home.
I would kill! He called, he asked.

Or... He went from work, jumped into the store, bought everything. In addition to the wheat sauce, which the child loves - I too.
Three days pass and the cry: - A-a-a! The whole sausage was eaten. I have not even tried!
Who banned you? And so constantly! Wait until we eat, and then fuck - it's not called otherwise! Once even conducted an experiment - bought and neither ate himself, nor allowed the child... fucking! A month in the refrigerator! Again, with the child, we smelled, and twenty minutes later the same shout, A-a-a! I was not even given a try! I thought I would get infected!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53487
 17.09.2011
Today, P. on a couple asked me:
Q: What should be invested in by diaper manufacturers?
In the production of child food.
A very valuable idea)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53486
 17.09.2011
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To talk about viruses with such a pleasant bark voice)) And compliments sometimes))

Yyy: It would be fun, of course... "Hello, Sunny! Oh, what a pity - you for some reason got a whirlwind...:( Worm-Win32-Confider..And I have already removed it, so that nothing ruins your mood today:) Kiss, your Ava:)"....

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53485
 17.09.2011
Q: Kira, did you look at the shit?
[16:01:21] eka1177: sunsets*
[16:01:28] eka1177: :D
Kira: The first name is definitely more correct and correct

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53484
 17.09.2011
Amir: How I love my country. Any Englishman, Chinese, Swedish, and even an Icelandic can travel around the country, and will not encounter strange unusual words in the lexicon of compatriots. And I take a ticket to the Kamchatka region, and please - Lake Elgigyhthin!

[ + 72 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53483
 17.09.2011
My ex has been stunned. I come home, I look, wandering like a thunder cloud, steam from my nose is about to whisper. I ask what happened, what hurt? The answer is: Nothing!! I am again, dear, if anything happens, let’s find out and try to solve the problem. In response, I told you that nothing happened!!! And he runs into the room, leaving you to think about what you blamed for. After some reflection, I decide that my conscience is clean and after a snack I sit down to read or watch the zombie book.
After a pause, she runs out. How can you have fun when I am so upset? So what happened???? Nothing!! to
The nerves hit capitally.

[ + 50 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53482
 17.09.2011
I sit in the accounting office, the day of the Zeppe, comes the Aitishnik-Buryat with the words "You Russians do not value traditions at all, you do not pay tribute to the Mongols".
The descendants of Genghis Khan.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53481
 17.09.2011
... we had time to try out research methods, organizational forms of work and, as always, all the time when we were not very busy, we were attracted to various consultations. About one of them I want to tell you here, because it immediately showed how the processing of information in the Chukchi (it was mostly right-handed, figurative) differs from the processing of information by the subordinate population, which, like the main population in the USSR, was left-handed (i.e. left-handed). processing information in a verbal and logical manner.
It was an eleven-year-old boy who was unable to overcome the threshold of class 3 and although he was a offspring deer farmer, he was sent to an auxiliary school to study the profession of steward. A month after entering the school, he escaped from it and went to his 300 km-distance brigade.
To assess his intellectual abilities, it was important for us to ask him in detail about the circumstances of his escape.
How many days would it take you to get to the brigade?
I didn’t think I knew it was about 6 days.
How did you know this?
From there, the way to the brigade. When we were taken to this school by helicopter, I was watching the tundra all the time.
What did it give you?
I knew where to go and how long the journey would take.
Thunder is the same everywhere.
Then the boy looked at me with a sincere contempt and said:
Tundra is different everywhere.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53480
 17.09.2011
The office.
I wanted to say at work, Friday is a short day! Let’s go at 4?
Today is Friday, a short day!! Let’s go on Thursday. 😉 The entire office has a pat table.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №53479
 17.09.2011
The most common style of swimming is to swim slowly with fat.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №53478
 17.09.2011
Sign of the Statute
There was a drunk officer at the Admiralty. Paul I, noticing this, ordered the guilty to be arrested.
According to the statute, before you arrest, you must replace me.
The officer came to execute the ruler's orders.
“He is drunk better than we, the sober ones, knows his affair,” said the emperor.
He was about what happened.
He promoted an officer in rank.

[ + 45 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53477
 17.09.2011
Socialism: Feeding the hungry with fish.
Capitalism as we paint it: not to feed the hungry with fish, but to give him a whale.
Capitalism as it really is: not to give a pond, but to sell it in credit, not to let the hungry person understand that neither access to the pond nor the right to catch he still has, because the pond and the fish have long belonged to those to whom he now owe a pond.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53476
 17.09.2011
I saw this scene in a food store yesterday. A boy of kindergarten age stretches a handful of little things in the fist of the seller:
I am in shock!
The seller gets a barrel of chocolate "Shock" and gives it to the boy. The boy in confusion turns him in his hands and complains:
I have to drink...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53475
 17.09.2011
Today is International Prostitution Day and I would like to congratulate my classmates.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53474
 17.09.2011
If the boss is constantly insulting your backwardness, say that you are a cowboy. To be convinced, open your eyes and eat the mouse.
We saw a dead rat on the road. (
I hope you are not late :D

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53473
 17.09.2011
There is a lively conversation on the topic of hair on men's ass. Corinthians said, “Have you seen my ass?” There is shit!! to

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