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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143194
 20.07.2017
A country that designates losers, fools, fools and prostitutes as its national heroes guarantees itself the same future.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №143193
 20.07.2017
One day a funny incident happened. Before the earthwork, the workers expelled all who stood in the courtyard (for the Aborigines, the announcement was suspended in advance). One stood on the strain, not allowing anyone new. And here comes such a dumb chicken on a rough car. He sends a worker’s nail, like where I want, there and I put it. It’s not your business, you’re off the road. After a while, with full bags of all the shit comes back from shopping. And he sees a huge tranche for repairing either the water pipeline or the sewerage across the arc. There is only one way out of the yard. I asked, shit, it was a pleasant spectacle.
c) Radio engineer

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143192
 20.07.2017
What do you need to sing Baskov and Kobzon at your wedding?
You need 2 million dollars!
It is secondary. First of all, you have to have a bad taste.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №143191
 20.07.2017
>Astrid - cartoon heroine "How to Train a Dragon"... in love with a local boy

As for the shit, I disagree. Icking is not sitting on his ass, he is not complaining that I have such a broken inner world, why does Astrid not give me, does not build air castles on this occasion. He sets goals and achieves them. First to shut down the night furia, then to train. He shows initiative, he is not afraid to defend his point of view, even when against him absolutely everything, he is not afraid to take risks (Behinders could easily kill him at any stage of training). And as for Astrid, he first broke the pattern, showing her the skilled Dentless (it was a dragon, whom no one could catch or kill; Icking could not see him). Then he arranged her with a dragon, giving her unprecedented feelings and thus provoking sympathy. And then he saved his life in the battle, after which this battle won. Her choice is understandable. So Iqing, of course, can’t be called an alpha – not that physical force, but he’s not a shit.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143190
 20.07.2017
From a talk about a famous gay:

I don’t care who he sleeps with, who he lives with.
I am just upset by his stupid manners.
Gay is the body of a man in which a woman is locked.
Is this a woman’s breakthrough, or are you and women annoyed?
There is no woman there at all, look, zzz - a woman
He also talks like a glamorous cock, disgusting to watch.
XHH: She, by the way, is also unconventional, they have this common apparently.
It turns out that she has a woman’s body.
There is a male body in which a woman is locked.
Let’s go on, the matriarchs!! to


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143189
 20.07.2017
The Courtyard Collection

From Moscow to the outskirts.
From the mountains to the northern seas
Man walks like a master.
Pay 50 rubles per day.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143188
 20.07.2017
XXX: This girl sent me...
XXX: "I have a tooth-shaped fist what, already 2 jeans rotting ahead"
XXX: I would rise to the voice
XXX: Of course she writes about her cat, but fucking I read about another cat.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143187
 20.07.2017
I, with 18 modest centimeters, when I sit on the fancy throne, think about the eternal, terribly irritating when the member touches the cold toilet, and how do you and the members sit like that?

Toilets for children and infantiles. Real adults with long members are empty in the field, rubbed with a scarf, and yes - no cartoons!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143186
 20.07.2017
The problem is not in the person of the pharmacist, but in the stupidity of the aunt, who allegedly feeds the cat with human contraceptives.
And nobody came to mind that animals have a slightly different physiology, and the human dose of hormones for a cat is slightly great.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143185
 20.07.2017
Mom had to hang the TV on the wall, and then she enters the entrance and sees that someone has a repair on the first floor. Well, she pulled out some Chebureque there, asked to hang him and promised to pay.

A young, non-Russian, but very stylish dressed guy arrives. It does not smell and socks without holes. “It’s his weekend,” I guessed.

Well, Mom chases him around the rooms, asking for help in deciding where to hang. have determined.

Mom shoes to go to work, says loudly to me - you give him a thousand, and enough of him. And from the threshold asks to maintain the conversation - "Are you from Tajikistan or Uzbekistan?"

He raises his eyes on her and, emphasizing his purest Russian, replies, "I'm your new neighbor, I'm doing repairs."

Mom immediately knocked on the door, and I stayed down to thank the neighbor.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143184
 20.07.2017
It was a sixth or seventh class, music lesson. The teacher gave us the task to bring the next time the text and, if possible, the recording of a favorite song. I do not remember what was the purpose of this action, but separately she stressed that no one will be defamed and the assessments will all get good, because the tastes are not disputed.

The girls brought mostly pop and songs from the playoffs of the series, the guys - who is a cowboy, who is the same pop, who is rap, who is rock. Everyone read the text of the song brought and whoever was able to find put a record. At the end of the lesson, the teacher announced that she expected the best from us, and we are all lighthearted (degenerated) children, listening (every bit) stupid songs about love and in general, who of us will grow up if we have been like this from childhood? The girl who brought the song to Tokio Hotel was declared a satanist (she also showed a poster with the band). The only one got two, the other three. The fifth was given to the guy who brought the song of Tsoy, because he is good and he listens to “right music.”



We were 12-13 years old. We learned that about tastes not only argue, but also punish for “wrong tastes.”

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143183
 20.07.2017
Nvidia fan from Saransk killed an AMD fan during a dispute about which company produces the best graphics processors

We need to ban video cards!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №143182
 20.07.2017
Check your brains for developmental delay, as well as orientation, once you watch Frozen.

Look at two bab norms, there are not 22 men.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143181
 19.07.2017
Children dying of hunger are unbearable in reality.

taken away by entire peoples. In particular, the Japanese people carried out, and the Soviet... And now they carried out in different parts of the world. Wars are like that. As you see the body of a child, immediately remember an adult healthy man in shape posing with a gun in front of the lens.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143180
 19.07.2017
> And walking also for children. Adults have a car.

Here you are trying to let go of the grotesque, and there are Ipanuts who take the car so seriously...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143179
 19.07.2017
You should have seen the pharmacist’s face.)

A pharmacist who has worked for at least 3 months becomes a drummer. Any customers who buy any medicines in any combination. And the pharmacist’s face, most likely, expressed only one thought: How did you beat me, I’d rather go home.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143178
 19.07.2017
She used them for the direct purpose, but for the cat.
And it would be nothing, but she was in the eighth month of pregnancy.

If the cat is in the eighth month, it means that it is fat, not pregnant.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143177
 19.07.2017
VOCABRE: Twenty-first Century, Future, Cyberpunk - received an email that tomorrow will turn off hot water.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143176
 19.07.2017
It is interesting to come here after drinking at work. The feeling of being caught on someone else's drunkard, like a topic is understandable, but all discussions are inadequate. If everyone is still listening - the topic is completely lost, only inadequate evil people remain.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143175
 19.07.2017
High levels of creatinine and ferritin indicate the violent death of a person whose body was wrapped in this tissue. According to legend, the Turin cloak – a four-metre linen canvas – was wrapped around the body of Jesus Christ for 27 days after his crucifixion.

The comments:
Is this blood enough to clone Jesus Christ, and what blood group did he have?
d) For those who do not respect science, close their eyes to facts and prefer not to take responsibility for their actions, of course, God is and Christ is and the devil is - only no responsibility.
Why the victim of torture can survive
Where did he come from after 27 days when he was raised on the third day?
Previously, the days were longer. by 9 times. =) is
Boys, do you still believe in some Sundays, in the gracious fire, the drums, the outer worlds and magic? Listen again to the school course of physics, mathematics and biology... If there are still questions - listen to the third time, the fourth time and so on before enlightenment.
h) In my opinion, we must first decide on the miracle of the Immaculate Conception. What was this act, the descriptions of witnesses, who first managed to see the holy spirit, was it an event of consent or banal violence against the girl? Only after answering these questions can further research be undertaken.
Now it is a matter of little to prove that these are particles of the blood of Christ.
Ugo, catch his dad and take DNA samples.

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