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[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №168
 17.12.2007
In our military, among the male population there is one girl from Medfak. And at the last lecture our Lieutenant Colonel reports that, say, then and then we will be going through a medical commission, where - I quote "the guys will check whether they have everything or have problems with this matter". After that he saw the girl sitting and said, "Olesya, close your ears," which she replied, "and I face these problems every day." This lecture for most ended.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №167
 17.12.2007
We sit in the inst... we wait for the exam... no one knows anything, but there is no scream teaching in the audience yet. The predead enters, tired of all this... Sits down - the audience has zero attention - screams of screams. Prepod loudly says this phrase: "If you all continue to mourn now, I will put everyone fine and everyone is free." The audience has quieted here. Melting, how is it possible?

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №166
 17.12.2007
mmx: I am alone, passing by the movie theater, looking at what could be a new download? O_O

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №165
 17.12.2007
Pilot: We in the inst, in our group of future IT technicians, there is only one tiotko, his name is Masko. Pipet, I don’t know who I need to be in order not to get sick in the head when I’m a girl in our group! Yesterday, we sat and waited for a lecture. The male is in the first party, the face of the group, the people are few, but the following happens:
Immediately behind it, two men discuss a zoo-philosophy with pigs and donkeys.
on the neighboring row - talk about UNIX algorithms of routing TCP packets in satellite communications networks, operating with non-printed words,
in the remote row - I tell you how to make a calyan from a tea bar or a three-litre bowl and a self-propelled machine from a gas machine,
On the last part of my row, one footage tells the other about how he is reading a book at home: The Unknown on the Moon.
And in the last part of the first row there is a discussion of the “Private” against “Bang Bros.”
This is a pipet =) The man sits with his eyes for 10 rubles - everyone laughs!!! I'm scared to think about what she'll get out of Instagram, what she'll teach her children and what she'll tell her grandchildren about how her youth went =)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №164
 17.12.2007
<Dr. Zlo> I've been playing a
<qwerty> what is it?
<Dr. Zlo> well there the ball rides, the points jets
<qwerty> give a reference
<Dr. Zlo> Do you also put green peanuts on the table?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №163
 17.12.2007
_JJ_ (03:27:52 13/12/2007)
How do you react when you get a phone call in the morning?? to

LiGru (03:28:04 13/12/2007)
Take it up. The signal has not worked for six months.

_JJ_ (03:28:25 13/12/2007)
How do people get to you?? to

LiGru (03:28:44 13/12/2007)
The hero...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №162
 17.12.2007
He is
I thought all night...


She
The NIFIC! Congratulations to you)))


He is
and her.

He is
Wearing a sweater with such a wide cut.


She
The breast?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №161
 17.12.2007
Clients are burning. One came here and suggested that we print the leaflets on the barter.
Barter was like this: we print the printing of the leaflets with their advertisement for free + distribute, and as an exchange we can print on the back of these same leaflets their advertisement!)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №160
 17.12.2007
-=Digital Storm=
I never thought that the lexical meaning of the word "trahnout" meant "what, roar, roar, throw something bulky with a knock."


Max is
Yeshua, Maldives


-=Digital Storm=
Fuck to Fuck
1) Do some action (usually with noise, thunder).
Get out of the gun.
“Again, heaven, yesterday fucked the tie?”


ICQ = Digital Storm
At the time of AP Chekhov, the tie could be fucked.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №159
 17.12.2007
Spy (ea)
And also I go out of the house - my mom from the window of the orettes type Andrei take a umbrella)))) well and throw it out of the window so this scuca like those guys from the turn in no way beats about the branches of the tree and blatant such a hook hangs)))) at the level of the 2nd floor ))) my mom first left in it with a potato to shell down then almost killed me both physically and morally when I got a 50cm wide and 1.5 meter high plaster paddle!!!!! And it's not because it's just knocking on the branches - so she knocked this shit like a spire, the umbrella fell ^_^ the crowd who watched this instillation and roared began to cheerfully applaud!!!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №158
 17.12.2007
You are Moscow.
and Essential. I would talk with an accent.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №157
 17.12.2007
1: ER nominates Dmitry Medvedev as president. He will be our next democratically elected president.
2nd...
What other candidates are already known?
1: And why?
Okay, so to clean up :(
and

The only worthy applicant can be Comrade K. Tulkhov from quote 391630 :))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №156
 17.12.2007
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Ugo

Yudwig (23:56:41 12/12/2007)
More of positive!

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I am 😉

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №155
 17.12.2007
Diane has got a new job. Terry sells fuel and lubricant materials
YYY: vodka and vaseline? ))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №154
 17.12.2007
Yyy: and I’m going to weave a shirt on the NG))))
xxx:I linked my programmer with an eternally cold throat that year not a shirt - a shirt! almost one and a half meters, wide, warm, with a vencel. He is now infected with his laptop.
xxx: on this NG decided from value to tie socks - let the cellular heats up...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №153
 17.12.2007
Boy (P) and Girl (D)
Q: Is it uncomfortable to be friends?
D: Before you make friends, you need to get to know, what do you think?

Q: Well let’s get to know... I’m the only drive with the motorcycle (c)
D: I didn’t know there were tattoos.)

Q: Does the engine not bother you?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №152
 17.12.2007
Fuck, I have to get connected with the Inuit.
HH: What is it?
Y: Yesterday the clock broke 00:00. What did you do, Scuco?! to
Oh yeah yeah yeah. have not answered? 😉

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №151
 17.12.2007
The Client:
Good day! I am interested in the possibility of delivering my cargo from Germany to Moscow.
Carrier: Pomenyaete shrift, ya vizy ieroglify.
Client: Go to Nashville
Carrier: Hut so hut, carry your cargo then.
Client: what do you then write hieroglyphs I see, the font will be changed.
I just made a mistake by the window.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №150
 17.12.2007
I go like in a trolleybus, I sat down without touching anyone.The first two children of the edak class 2-3 become, the next stop and an uncle of terribly sick appearance comes in and coughs very scary and uterine. Here one schoolboy says to another with his whispering but very loud voice to his uncle:" See his bird flu" on the whole trolleybus...Seeed a kad in a quake in the crowd of the grenade hits, immediately who rocket jumps who dumb jumps who streams...so I saw it in real.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №149
 17.12.2007
In the life of a real man there are times when he has to get his healthy ballad, throw it around with a harsh male look, put it on all and all and sleep on the usual day.
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