<zverrr> Pick up! Behind the window-27, and in our factory newspaper in the forecast for today black on white is written: "+4, rain"!
<dema> No, well depending on which workshop.

I adore the journalists!
Article on how Russia is going to replace the RS-20 Voivod missiles (according to NATO classification - Satan).
Title: "Russia to Replace Satan"
It is :)

People standing at the stops and cold and thirsty for somebody to take them. Raise your hand! Press your thumb with your thumb raised up! All over the world, this sign indicates a request to give up for free!
Honestly, I’m going around the city and I’d love to help you, but I’m afraid that you might not understand me (and even compel yourself to help yourself in some way).

Bring it to top! In such colds it is possible for someone if not life, so health will surely save!

If you want to know my opinion, be prepared for the fact that it would be better for you not to know it.

Awakening the Bundeswehr

The armies of our countries are potential enemies, but nevertheless they have points in common. It is about humor. Preparation, armament, discipline, instruction – remains beyond the scope of this story.
The story was told by the recruiter's mother, and he told her personally.
A boy from a decent family. Called to the Bundestag. He served a week, sent letters to everyone - home, friends, friends. Waiting for an answer, especially from a loved one, as is usually the case. The commander of the company announced the construction, personally distributes all fresh mail - one or two letters in his hands. Victor (our caller) is also waiting for his hour. I waited. The rooster calls his name, he responds. The officer:
Soldier, who do you think is Anna Shramma?
This is my girlfriend.
“Soldier,” the commander’s voice begins to grieve. Do I look like a postman? – is
The officer gets a package of letters. I get three times more than anyone else.
The Postman! Why should I pull such packs for you alone? What
Do you think?! Are you completely shrinking??? (Free translation into Russian)
The sound of the commander’s voice has reached its apogee. Officer with red
In anger, he takes this package of letters in his face.
The man really had tears from his eyes. He stands and is silent.
The commander of the company turns to his deputy and speaks in an equal voice:
Give him real letters.

The fighter is in shock. The company in shock. The curtain.
Soldiers are beginning to understand what army humor is.

Officials of the Ministry of Industry came up with a proposal to limit the life of cars by 25 years, as dangerous to society. Guided by the same goal, the Russians propose to limit the working age of officials, for example, by 45 years, without waiting for signs of complete marasma to appear in them.

Hello you sunshine!
Are you already talking with your pillow?
I: Daaa, we are friends with her. Are you with your pillow?
I am a friend with my head.

They say that people who replace letters in matte words with all sorts of *%;", instead of genitals - black squares.

Dear Father Christmas! Do so that in the New Year I don’t have to scratch anymore!! Well please!!! to

Night_Rain nice Santa broke up with a stick and after NG stopped standing

All my debt to my homeland was withdrawn from me by the employees of GIBD. I ask you not to complain to me anymore.and ((

The server. by gen. The cleaning.
Under the layers of dust, the print, the heap of old iron, the voice because of the stand:
What kind of shit is this? (Listening to the system)
“It’s not shit, it’s our backup server,” said a stunned voice.
Is this the fucking server?! to
Yes, it’s fucking our backup server.

A tragic break.

Help me, or I’ll go crazy.
There appeared on my fingers. They hurt. I marry. A maid came, with a needle. Grit, let’s draw a cross on the nail – it will pass. Well, I stumbled, but poem, I say, paint. I painted. went to sleep. I wake up in the morning and...
Fuck the fuck, how, fuck the fuck? How does it work?? to

InfernalAubergine
In short, they tell me a story through a hundred-third person. A man came to the calling committee and pretended to be deaf.

InfernalAubergine
These members of the appeal committee let him scream in his ears, scare what they just didn’t do... he doesn’t react... well, they think he’s really deaf...

InfernalAubergine
They wrote in the card (or where there) that the word is not suitable, deaf.

InfernalAubergine
The guy with a happy smile goes to the door, all fucking, not fit! It goes to the door and stands on the threshold.

InfernalAubergine
Here the chairman with a calm voice "boy, you turn on the light, dark something"... And what you think...this idiot turned on :-D

With these frosts, going out into the street became similar to going out of space for astronauts.
YYY: That is why?
You put yourself in your clothes for half an hour to go out for 5 minutes in a cigarette bar.

You are 2.5 cm shorter.
Pavleg: What do you have? 0 How did I find out?
Sid : Aha
Sid: It is written on the forum.
Thank God, I thought I couldn’t get into the garage.
Sid: and tank, by the way, for 60 liters
Fuck, what are you talking about here?? to

Where do I look for the file?
On the ass of a Tatar horse.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
yyy: There is the backdrop of the working table "The Battle of Peresvet and Chelubey"... Here is the horse of the last on () and look for...

XXX: How to make a screen as well?
I need a shorter combo.
A+SDW+DFVR+shooter down+left+round+$
At the end of the print screen.

You can live without sex, but you cannot be born.

X: the soup was cooked! Oh my little boy!! If you forge the nails, it will be delicious!
Y: Where is the nail?
X: I am an officer

The lady, who spotted the quote about "Blue Vitalik", a taxi driver on Mazda...
I am a taxi driver. I have Mazda. Yes, the blue...
Not only is it that now the men on the parking lots call me exclusively Blue Vitalik, but people are still in a hurry to approach and wonder if I am NOT THE BLUE Vitalik!
In short, lady, you are not a good woman. I hate you!