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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8751
 09.08.2008
I scroll through the channels and stop at some series.
- It's time to end this nonsense - on this phrase the TV willingly turns off.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8750
 09.08.2008
XXX: I don’t want to forget!! Aaaah! It is :'(
Not an Ori, a fool.
The first is not a fool, but a fool.
And again, not foolish!! to
YYY: OMG

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8749
 09.08.2008
Looking at your sources, I understand that Russian programmers are so harsh that they collapse even in the stones to their own code.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8748
 09.08.2008
call center
The active persons:
M - Manager of the Center
K is client.
......
Hello, the company is like that, Irina.
Q: We bought the program from you a week ago.
Congratulations on a successful purchase.
K: So your program slides and doesn’t work.
M: This is not our program.
K: And who is it?
M is yours! You bought it!
Q: What should I do with this purchase?
Q: Do you want me to switch you to the director, and you solve all the issues with him?
K: of course
Sorry, but the manager is currently busy. We can send you a specialist.
K is of course. What time to wait for him?
M: Sorry, but all the specialists are busy in the next 3 weeks. Put you in line?
K: Girl, I have to work. I can’t wait three weeks.
M: My name is Irina.
Irina, what should I do?
m: You can still buy the program: Then you will get a specialist within three days.
Q: And what will I do with two identical programs?
Work twice as much!
K is B;
M is Irina. I-R-I-A
K: (I put on the phone)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8747
 09.08.2008
A friend wrote to me after a quarrel:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Peace, friendship and August!
yyyy: tomatoes, ketchup, passages!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8746
 09.08.2008
Dear citizens using Megaphone, switch to another company. MegaFon sponsors House 2!!! to

Loisou

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8745
 09.08.2008
Dialogue with Mother:

I want something for the soul... Shorts, what, buy?

Where is your soul in? 0 - O

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8744
 09.08.2008
I walk like that on the street, suits the hooper years edak 12-13.
And he issued the following: "Hey boy, give my phone with a camera to call, a?"
I started to get hysterical. Gopar was frightened. and :)

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №8743
 09.08.2008
The news.
Four people are being sought in the woods of the Volgograd region. In the area of Kuščuba station lost two men, who on August 2 went to search for their teens, lost in the forest. They were able to get out of the forest on their own the next day. The search for their sons continues.
The Rangers are crazy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8742
 09.08.2008
Article on the Cornet
Police officers identified the hemp that he was growing in the closet.The plant was planted in a flower pot and reached almost a meter in height. Excellent conditions were created for the grass: in the apartment the police found a good supply of fertilizers. In addition, the closet was glued with a cloth that created a greenhouse effect. In such a greenhouse, a pipe for water supply and two electric bulbs for 24-hour lighting are installed. Install the ventilator immediately. andquot;

Megacity commentary
For a good reward, lawyers will prove that this unfortunate man just got a fungus in the furniture...From moisture...And he tried to fight it....For example- poisoned with domestic fertilizers, burned with a lamp, ventilated with a fan)))) But unfortunately.... The fungus won....And then he decided to smoke it with friends))))) "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №8741
 09.08.2008
That you are such a young man, an adult man.

2: No, not exactly so.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8740
 09.08.2008
Why did you call me last night?
We thought you were not sleeping.
X did not sleep.
Did you not sleep at night?? to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №8739
 09.08.2008
* FreeWater has joined #C
<FreeWater> how many keynesians do you need to write keynesians??????????????? to
<Vaness> Oh God kill him!!! to
* FreeWater has left #C
<Vaness> Thank you gods!!!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8738
 09.08.2008
One tubeman wanted to spit in the window...out of the run...just not jumped up and forward it went...good that the first floor...falled out of the window, broke his nose and arm...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8737
 09.08.2008
Demi
Can you do it when your ears are ripped? Tell me to honour

Bigfoot
Given your spelling, you probably get your brains =)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8736
 09.08.2008
Large company, IT department
The programmer sits in the headphones, labs with the admins in StarCraft 2x2,.. silence, singing and abnormal, for development, the rate of clicking with the mouse and the key. At the culmination moment, the silence is broken by an exhausting cry "Light the base!!! The Holy Spirit!!!!11"....In the vicinity of the shareholders room, the walls of plaster... At the meeting, the boss had to explain to the shareholder that "The light of the base" is such a programming jargon, said the programmer did not see the database, and was nervous. I think at that moment. I was nervous too.)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8735
 09.08.2008

My-Me
Where are you going?

The Khanty

I am 16:21) :
Alena what brought from there)))

Thirteen (16:22) :
and 😉

Thirteen (16:22) :
I would bring myself from there.

My and I (16:22)
Yes, you’re still that guy 😉

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8734
 09.08.2008
If I continue to spend so much time in the ashe, I will become a chatbot in my next life.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №8733
 09.08.2008
The narrowness of the mind with the breadth of views cannot be corrected.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8732
 09.08.2008
The case was. and naturally. Two years ago in Tallinn.

The Beer House Restaurant. I sit with my wife and child, next door.

The company is Lithuanian. A waitress approaches them. Binded

“The dialogue.” In the “English”:

G – guests

O – The waitress



This is from Ziz. How to match?

O – Zis is the myth. So many crowns.

Is this Ziz? What about Menny Grams?

O (translates helplessly to Estonian) - Utshuquayalan. Ehualiamae is

Grams (Type of



(Then all in the same spirit, from tongue to tongue, minutes ten)



Listen, do you speak Russian?

O – Yes

Why do you fuck our brains?

I’m not a fucker, you were the first.



(the order was placed within a minute)



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