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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53452
 16.09.2011
Lll: we can start from the small)) Nadia (this is my cat) today smashed on her tail)) come!)) I need to wash her.
Mmm: I just ride in half))))) How did she laugh at him? Submitted to yourself?
Damn you don’t know.)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53451
 16.09.2011
23:30 <Andrei> Hello to everyone
23:31 <Andrei> I SAYED PRIYVEETT
23:31 <Andrei> well okay
23:31 <Andrew> Sally
23:31 <Tolyan> so really better =)
23:32 <Tolyan> you can even take the rule in this chat - all greetings with the word SISKI
23:32 <Tolyan> I think it will not hurt anyone, but everyone is happy
23:35 <Julia Sedina> hello to everyone
23:35 <Tolyan> CYSIUS!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №53450
 16.09.2011
I love Belarus!Japan was the first country in the world to give up money and pay with credit cards, and Belarus was the first country in the world to give up money at all.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53449
 16.09.2011
No comments on the photo:

Gleb Tolmachev
Sushi is not disclosed.

Gleb Tolmachev
You only care about your breasts.

Gleb Tolmachev
I have a conscience that speaks)))))))) or a separation of my personality((((((

Gleb Tolmachev
Your wife spoke!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53448
 16.09.2011
The attempts to properly disperse the wifi obtained by two EDGE swirls, by a fleet of four sailing regatta yachts, ended with the following announcement (authorship of the skipper):

The Sapphira, Grand Soleil 46.3-foot yacht, attributed to Marina Kastela, Croatia, requires a system administrator for unstable but exciting seasonal work. Requirements other than system:

Unblindedness
- knowledge of at least two nodes - bullshit and scotch (bantik and 'hernia somewhat' are not suitable)
Allowance and odorlessness
Home English/Russian
Resilience to temporary absence of Internet in offshore

P.S The Sysadmin! Remember to! The hands that grow out of the ass are broken off by scotch swamps in priority! And with one brain, you don’t need to be on a boat!! to

P.S to P.S Work in high temperatures of the Adriatic, up to +45 in the shade. There is no server!! to


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №53447
 16.09.2011
XXX: How is it?
XXX: Yes to yourself
XXX What Happened?
xxx: At our entrance goes a got with a ritual booth and offers to bring the inevitable closer!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53446
 16.09.2011
I’m in a electric car from Serpukhov. It’s rainy, gray and boring. I sit reading. Accidentally, the look falls into the window, and there is an oil painting. In the gallery of garages, a thirty-metre-long inscription is painted in huge letters: FUCK FUCK!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53445
 16.09.2011
X: Do you remember showing me your girlfriend?
and : Oga
X: So is it.
X: She looks like a beautiful girl.
X: But there’s something in her... repulsive.
Are you talking about her rugby boyfriend?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53444
 16.09.2011
I work in the Association for Clinical Microbiology and Antimicrobial Chemotherapy
There is plenty of bad things in our laboratories.
There are strains of Salmonella, sinigny bark, some there fever and fever.
Distributed call
A woman with an excited voice: "This is from a laboratory tank. We are in danger of infection..."

"On the computer appeared a window with the inscription worm win32\fujacks please drop, see"

and we were scared by the developer department)) she still said so slowly and with horror, tried to formulate the thought to correctly tell what was happening)

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53443
 16.09.2011
Discussion of sports cars:

michaelf: this "just bugatti" max speed 431 km/h -)

Mortadella: Yes, yes, and the tires are washed in 15 minutes, but that’s not a problem because gasoline is only enough for 7 minutes of such a ride.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53442
 16.09.2011
We answered:
Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs
Do you remember who invested money in his fruit company?

Yes is. This is Forrest Gump.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №53441
 16.09.2011
Optimism is the preponderance of faith over experience.

[ + 104 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53440
 16.09.2011
from the Veterinary Forum. The case occurs, accordingly, in the wardrobe.

They come to Beijing. Thick to horror, wool shattered.
I want to sleep the dog.
What is so?
No other way, believe me. We have been suffering for a long time. just let us
Hurry up if you can.
Well, as you will say.
I give a receipt, signed quickly. I prepare a syringe and go to the dog. I remove the cap from the needle.
Doctor, is he sleeping a long time?
In the sense?? to
Will we be able to cut it? Or he does not do so.”

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №53439
 16.09.2011
A celebration of all!
With which?
Day of the Disabled!
Why all of them?
Can you afford to buy an apartment?
and no.
What kind of car do you like?
and no.
Why is?
Chances are lacking.
Today is the day of people with disabilities.
Congratulations to you, country!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №53438
 16.09.2011
xxx: the puppy
YYY: SAM PASSI BOČKI

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53437
 16.09.2011
Email by SMS.

XXX (known from Moscow): Listen, you are still working there?
I : Well yes.
xxx: We have a database here and the connection with the affiliates does not work. Please look at the office in the window - do you still have our boat there?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53436
 16.09.2011
Commentary on the news: "Valuev and the shaman seized ghosts to attack the trail of the yeti":

I am looking for Dad ?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53435
 16.09.2011
I sit at work. Mood is not working. I do not want to do anything. I sit in a lie. And then the spam comes to the mail "The Magic Penel or How to Make Yourself Work?". Looking around side by side. began to work.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №53434
 16.09.2011
Two months after moving. There is a steady feeling that the neighbor from above is crushing with screws and gauges, judging by the whisking in the stand.
And it would be nothing, but the letters in his mailbox come on the name of Bender.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53433
 16.09.2011
In the Hebrew:
The article "Social networks want to take control" and the question - I would like to know what the Habra people think about this.

Kamment: I think it is time to gather and discuss the need for the existence of the state

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