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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70533
 25.09.2012
Credo: I was in a shock at all, I thought tea would not be something to drink...and there is no tea.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70532
 25.09.2012
From comments to the article about the "elections" in the Belarusian "parliament":

I, 23:08, 23.09
And I bought salad in the buffet at the polling station, 2 kg at the price of 29,000 tonnes per kg. It costs 55,000 in the market. Of course I did not vote.

Alesi Z., 23:24, 23.09
Is it normal or also falsified?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70531
 25.09.2012
Yesterday I drank with a friend: today to work, from the hellish hammer, I found literally nothing in the kitchen, except some probiotic Olin (at the time the cat was taken). At the end of the day, the hand removed. This is the power of veterinary medicines :-)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №70530
 25.09.2012
xxx> here I encountered a qualitative example of nonconformism at work
xxx> worked with us in the summer, the 15-year-old son of the boss, Kolyan. Without much enthusiasm, I was probably forced to work. Then at the beginning of the school year I left, I go off the next day to remove his computer, and I see, the keyboard under the gap is written "Go all of us";.
xxx> I think this is an infection, I should have to remove it. A week later he came here for something, apparently his mother called for help. We go together in the elevator, and I ask, “Did you write on the key?” and “Yes,” he replies. This is what I wrote".
And I even wanted to slander him, because by the hardness of my gaze I realized that before me was a young but harsh post-cyberpunk rebel who had embarked on the bold path of fighting the hated Corporation. Such people have respect.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70529
 25.09.2012
Banifaci (13:55:01 24/09/2012)
Who are you studying for?

TvAia Kisa § (13:55:26 24/09/2012)
by TP

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №70528
 25.09.2012
XXX: How is the cat? Is it okay?
YYY: In general, yes...only before that night she was lying in the abdomen area when I was sleeping on my side. I thought it was my phone on the silent, and from all the way I hit my cat on my head and said Allo.
YYY: She was surprised no less than me.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70527
 25.09.2012
Katrina: Judging by the number of valentines, my personal life peaked in fifth grade (c)
And the lesbian...

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70526
 25.09.2012
Our company has its own flag. Everyone who goes to an unusual place takes it with him for a memorable photo.
A photo from Japan:
On the shore of the Pacific Ocean.
It is on a skyscraper in Tokyo.
The first comment:
MM: If you’re on Focusi, you can’t bring the flag back :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70525
 25.09.2012
@CheeseVinyl: Always scratched in school when the teacher spoke "left hand"
@l0ldbl00d: @CheeseVinyl he actually said "Let's rock!"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70524
 25.09.2012
Petrosancy in couples is petrosancy.
The one-group is forged in its bag, gets everything in a row. I say:
He has uncovered his black hole.
She is not black! She is pink...
Well you know, "the pink hole" sounds even worse...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70523
 24.09.2012
Theological Disputes :
Why only one Creator? Why can't the universe be the collective creation of the divine collective?

Yyy: Probably because where there are two or more, there is no secret. And this contradicts the definition of God as being incomprehensible (incomprehensible = secret).

That depends on who it is incomprehensible to. For humans and the divine collective can be incomprehensible.

zzz: in principle, only at different stages of creation.
as there is the chief architect, other architects, engineers, builders, malars, diversity workers...

ddd: the divine gastarbytes

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70522
 24.09.2012
Dialogue about a new girl at 222:

Chapter 111: Shame and shame? The confusion :)
222 with smart eyes. Oh well. and :)
Yes, you are a romantic in nature, if you choose a girl with smart eyes :) and where do you find them? and :)
222: I write it out of the catalog. and :)
111: Then you blow up - and the thing in the hat? XD is

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №70521
 24.09.2012
Just read it. from the legislation. Persons without a specific place of residence, without identity documents, can obtain a policy for presenting a passport.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70520
 24.09.2012
According to RIA Novosti, more than 200 million iPhones have been sold since the launch.
This is the real need, comrades! ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №70519
 24.09.2012
I will buy a time machine and a telescope. Call yesterday, you know the number"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №70518
 24.09.2012
I worked in a metal resale company recently. I know there is a warehouse in Luberc, but I don’t know the name of that. I found the company I needed by structure. I see them in Lublin. I think it would be convenient for them to ship the metal. I call :

Hello, I am the name of the company I want to offer you our metal.
Pause, the name of the company.
Yes Yes Yes!
- even more than the Mhatt pause, you have your metal with debt, we also decided to push?! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №70517
 24.09.2012
It would be great to have the opportunity to skip advertising blocks.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №70516
 24.09.2012
In the auto school about regulators:

Crosses are regulated and unregulated. And the regulators at the intersections, respectively, are animated and unanimated.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70515
 24.09.2012
References to Heaters:
"There is no heater at all. It warms itself (for your account) ".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №70514
 24.09.2012
She: Hurra, I set up the router myself.
He is good)
She: Yes, now I would understand how to set up Wi-Fi on my mom’s notebook.
and try it)
She: fucking, there is no wifi adapter
He is: ha ha
She: yes, she’s through the cable, and I’m through the wifi.
...
She: and now she cut off the router (
The Internet is over XD
He is :?? to
She: Yes, there is a transitory if you see her under her feet interfering. Need an adapter immediately. have gone)
He: I did not understand. Where did they go?
See also: Facewall
with the adapter)
What type of adapter is it?
She is Wai-Fai!
He: Why to you?
On to Mama Noot!
He: What’s the difference with her note?
She: Once she has no adapter, she sits across the rope. Once the router is attached to the router, the router is attached to the router by a modem. And the comp is bound to the rocket, as it does not go without it. And everything else doesn’t go without a rocket. She sits in the kitchen. And she’ll sit there, if there’s no wifi adapter, and if she’ll sit there, she’ll need 3 rozeets for all that hnie. Rosetta is there 2. If there are two stretches, you need an extender. And the extender interferes under her feet. Once the extender interferes under her feet, she pulls him out to the devil's mother. Once she sustains him, all that hna ceases to work. If it doesn’t work, I don’t have the internet.
I need a Wi-Fi adapter.

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